Tfw no one bothered to bring a decent ball at school for recess time

>tfw no one bothered to bring a decent ball at school for recess time
>tfw had to use an old shitty football that had been sitting on a roof for 3 years

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Have a bump you poor roof sitter.

as long as that shit had air it works

>that kid who jumped out of the window to get on the roof and retrieve the ball
Absolute legend

>schools didn't provide the ball

the city of belgium

This.
Don't be a bitch it's football, not golf, if favelitos can play it with the head of a dead infant, you can use a slightly shitty ball.

>the poor republic of yurop couldn't afford new balls

We had like 50 different balls to choose from at anytime

Because you take them from the kids that have been shot Tyronne. That doesn't happen in Yurop.

>Americans are wasteful as fuck
No surprise there.

>it's an american pretends he 's been into football longer than 2010 episode

>not winding a full roll of masking tape around a stone to create a makeshift 'ball' that didn't roll properly and hurt to header
>he grew up outside of the Northern favelas of England

Poshos pls go

>balls

try the bullied guy's plastic bottle

altough we had balls for slightly more """"organised"""" footy

You have no idea what I had to use to play on streets when I was a kid.

And why did you choose the egg shaped """""ball"""""?

>that kid who jumped over school wall to get the ball from graveyard during rainstorm
A true hero

We had balls but teachers wouldn't let us play with them because they were greedy and didn't want to lose a single ball, so we had to make do with what we got.

a football?

Pet bottles?

>implying I meant spickick balls

We had those but we used footballs, kickballs, basketballs, and tennis balls more

>he didn't play with tennis balls because they were easier to hide from the JANITORS who didn't want you to play off the field which was always packed

It improved our technique too

I'm not the guy you quoted, but me and my friends would make our balls using newspaper and old socks or mom's old tights. A real ball was considered expensive by most families and would be granted to their beloved kids only on birthdays or christmas. On school breaks, we used smashed cans to play.

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And that's, my friend, one of the reasons why Brazil has 5wc and Portugal won the Euro while England lost to dentists.

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>playing with a can and two pairs of slippers

Good times... good times...

ah yes, living in a third world shithole is a small price to pay being pretty good at kicking a ball into a net

You have Birmingham and you're still shite, m8.

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Those balls were always so great because their floatiness combined with the tattered flaps on the outside catching so much air made for some ridiculous curlers.

>altough we had balls for slightly more """"organised"""" footy

Nigga sometimes we had to make balls out of our socks.

I'm surprised you could afford socks

And you didn't use any of them because you were too busy eating Cheetos and playing shitty nintendo games

Not taking one sock from every kid and stuffing it up in a plastic bag to make a makeshift ball.

It's like you don't want those ball control gains, famalamadingdong.

These balls are goat though, you could bloot them every shot barefoot and it would go right where you want without even feeling it.

>tfw using soda cap for footie
Truly the poorest

Projecting

The Select ball

Portugal is a terrible terrible country.

Only come here for your retirement m8s

>recess time

Seems Firmino has joined ISIS.

>recess in school
>play with literally OP's ball
>due to lack of space, instead of a full two-sides match, we played "score a goal, become goalkeeper" with about nine or ten kids at the same time
>all playing for themselves, the goal was literally the foil wall

God, that takes me back...

> On school breaks, we used smashed cans to play.
this! fucking this! legendary childhood, m8. it really improves your skill by playing with stuff like that. every school day, one of the lads would be responsible for buying the soda can for us to play. everyday one of us was responsible for that.

My school had one good basketball ball and one bad one. Me and my loser friends only got the bad one. It had a large bubble on the side so it bounced weird.

We had a decent soccer ball but no one ever wanted to play. The field was full of handegg players who never passed to the losers. That was the real struggle.

>tfw porn induced erectile dysfunction

The worn down balls are better for kids though. Much softer and easier to handle

what i never understood is why would anybody want to score a goal if they were going to become the keeper

Because those were assholes. What fun is to play without trying to score?
We played the same back in my country (Uruguay).
I had fun goalkeeping as long as I was having a good afternoon. And if I wasnt having one, I just got out of the goal because someone scored. I hated the asshole who didnt even try to goalkeep. We actually made that retard stay in the goal until we agreed he was trying.

>we would have 30 min recess
>would have to ask 70 year old athletic director for ball
>would wink and give the gun finger while asking you to come in his office behind closed doors to get a ball
>was known for tickling randomly and just being handsy in general
>still don't know if he was some pedo or was genuinely an innocent old man who was just playing
>he's dead anyways

instead of buying soda everyday why not just pitch in for a ball

If he inserted any body part of his into any hole of yours, pedo. If he didnt, nice guy.

Our coach was caught for fucking 14 yearolds for three years.

Male or female 14 year olds?

female, three of them.

>Catholic school
>20 minutes recess
>Contraband football that was stashed in a secret hole in a garden beside the chapel.
>Large school, play at the back for maybe 10 minutes
>Never. Ever. Get. Dirty.
>If you enter the room why even the tiniest spot of grass or dirt you took a wooden ruler to the hand
>If the nuns where in a bad mood, you kneeled down on raw corn.

Fucking worth it every time.

>tfw you brought the ball to school and it was your decision on who was allowed to play or not

made me feel like a big man

>If you enter the room why even the tiniest spot of grass or dirt you took a wooden ruler to the hand
>If the nuns where in a bad mood, you kneeled down on raw corn.
Back to to medieval times with yoiu.

Even here in the Emu-occupied empire of Australia there were common days where we played with any old garbage that could be kicked around.

Plastic bottles were pretty decent stand ins. A tennis ball was a luxury.

So you were that fat rich little shit.

I was autistic about my ball so when the bell rang I took my ball in the middle of the game and went to class, the other lads were shitting on me for not letting them finish the game.

Catholics are very much stuck in the middle ages my zika friend.

Fuck, Bolivia. Get to the XXI century already.

We did that shit too. I even remember balls made of paper wrapped in adhesive tape for makeshift balls.


Anyway, what people don't understand is that balls like were the best since it means it actually got used and kids loved playing with it.

Unlike cliche murican that never understood the value and use of a ball and never bothered to use it.

Westerners live very unhealthy lives spiritually.

It got better for the time we got to highschool. Right wing governments didn't touch catholic schools for obvious reasons, and the socialist fucked over that when they took the power. Unfortunately that was about the only positive change in the country.

Hows Bolivia right now, under a commie government?

Err, yeah, they are conservative as fuck, I give you that, but damn, if a teacher hits a pupil he/she is fired and never ever approaching a kid anymore, that's how it works in a modern society.

Seriously, don't take that shit for granted, if your kids or nephews get hit you better say something. Listen to kangaroo man, get back to the XXI century

Fucked. Living in a bubble destined to burst when the Venezuelan and Cuban money runs out. Also the narcos took over everything. Positive is that blow is cheap as fuck and the cities look much more modern due to the buildings they build to clean the dirty money. But the government is a joke, scandal after scandal. They're looting the country.
Of course I fucking don't. I was always against abuse. Of course it was illegal, and morally wrong. They were just untouchable. Fortunately that changed. The positive side of that shitshow is the sense of discipline that engraves in you from an early age.

its very expensive and we would drink soda at break anyway.

>that's how it works in a modern society

no wonder modern society is shit

Kek

That's a soccer ball. You Europeans came up with the name, don't blame us.

still better than those foam balls some kids brought with them.

>play barefoot because shoes are goal posts

I used to play with soda cans too. I'm from mexico. I now donate soccer balls to american kids living in the ghetto. thanks america. you guys dont know how privileged you are from birth.

>trees in playground marked the goal posts
>one team always had a clearly smaller goal
>well, tough luck

>be playing with 10 kids
>2 adults getting their kids
>now its 10 kids vs 2 adults

>sports school
>roady as fuck
>teachers banned football at break and lunch hsd to play on the astroturf in their shitty organised little games
>tfw using tennis balls, lucozade bottles etc. to play and they still regularly took them off us

>have endless debates about whether the goal is scored or not, because the goal posts are imaginary on the wall

WTF i hate Everton now

Actually, football is a common sport here in elementary school. After elementary school only rich kids play it so it becomes looked down upon by the common folk

>Ric is a nonce

Sooo abhorrent

Because when we were designing the football, someone sat on it and it turned into the Handegg you know and love today.

>one faggot would just grab the football and run

>it just descended into a giant fight.

>or it just became a competition to see who could hack everyone the best.

a variation of these two events every lunch time.

The basketball court was full of people who thought they were niggers and would get in fights and throw the ball at each other.

>secondary school was a pile of shit m9s

I mean, your country has the resources for a good NT, yet still get BTFO'D by fucking dentists.