Tell me a music joke user

Tell me a music joke user

What do Gary Glitter and a guitarist have in common?

They both like fingering minors.

What do you get if you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

Why did The Beatles cross the road?

Your library

Which musician had the biggest fall from grace?

Jeff Buckley; he recorded Grace and then fell into a river.

>*blocks your path*
I made three hours full of them

What did Rihanna say to Chris Brown before he pulled over to beat her ass

Shut Up and Drive

metal

The Beatles

came here to post this

s a v a g e

Knock knock

who is there

damn...

Meg whites most complex drum beat

The

Yes

Knock Knock

4hero more like 2zeroes

what fruit does Beethoven eat cuz it sound like his fifth symphony when you say the name of the grape that I'm describing

it's grapes cuz "GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAAAAPES"

aw shit someone call up meg white and let her know she just got roasted again

i dunno but i heard cellists suck or something and it's funny

What do you call a bear who plays the guitar?

Grimes