Come On

>Come On
What did she mean by this?

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They filmed her reaction to JJ Abrams showing up to set and holding the new script in his hand.

True story

She meant Come On Gordon Freeman where are you to take down this Combine alien!!

Why does she always says that? is her catchphrase?.

>ywn bring her to your nuclear bunker and knock her out and smell her asshole

ffs

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for real bro

and there's probably virgins here who think ass smells like literal shit and think this is disgusting

Chell don't talk!

ass doesn't smell like shit? i'm a virgin sure but what the fuck else does it like like...never understood ass people

>mfw licking pussy for the first time in a 69
>mfw I start troffing on her asshole getting my toungue right deep inside

cash

these feels

>so beautiful
>falling in love
>you'll never have her

;_;

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>that moment the girl sort of pulls her ass up in contemplation as you go to her ass in 69
>she realises it feels good and slowly lowers herself, not enough to show she likes it but enough to show she wants you to do it again

Holodecks cant come soon enough

Literally a Mary sue

Muh Heart

>when her pube stubles lightly caress your freshly shaved chin

Virgins will never know this feel

Literally a Shit Post

i reckon she'd be one of those girls who ask you to worship her ass, so when you're in bed she'll put her ass in the air with her underwear on and let you explore it.

she'll be expected you to take her underwear off but you won't for like 2 minutes because you don't know what she wants
>she'll whisper under her breath to take them off so you hesitantly take them off
>you're met with her bare ass and her asshole
>you slowly kiss her asscheeks whilst gettting closer to her asshole
>once you're there she moans in pleasure
>your tongue is deep in her ass

fuck guys

>you will never slowly die physically whilst experiencing romantic bliss in an artificial reality

Everything about her is so bland, from her acting to her appearance.

That's right, fucboi. She's mine...FOREVER!

Lol how do you know that won't happen? It's 2016 m8

wow that actually cheered me up

maybe I do have a chance

>mfw in the european version she said "you gotta be fucking kiddin me" but americans cant handle big boy bad words

because they still don't really know how the brain works

>Maybe I do have a chance
Are you calling him ugly?

Nope

No way.

That's just a guy from Sup Forums who ambushed her and took a pic with her, right?

no. he is just very average

So is MEW.

yes way

that's her husbando for life

Really?

The world is a fucked up place.

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how is that fucked up?

some girls don't care that much about looks. that's a good thing

disregard that, i suck cocks

*monkey sound effects in the background*

I would cum on if you know what I mean haha

hahah u dirty dog

You guys always post the absolute worst photo of him.

Even though he is a nu male faggot I'm happy she didn't end up with some chad thundercock

brb jerking off

It's her high school sweatheart...Why is that fucked up?

I mean besides marrying someone because you were in love with them when you were 15 which means you are still a moron, unable to vote, buy anything, see an R rated movie, etc....

How do you know you aren't in an artificial reality already? How do you know going in another would be any better?

He'd probably look like a regular guy if he shaved, got contacts, a new haircut and lost some weight.

>How do you know you aren't in an artificial reality already
well who would design something so shitty?

MEW wasn't a good enough actor to carry that movie.

I just fast forwarded to Goodman's scenes.

They did not meet in high school, she stalked him while on a cruise.

people don't realize even the hottest of girls are insecure as fuck with men, so once they find even a below average bloke who they are happy around and share interests, they'll date.

if virgin nerds on here realised that, they wouldn't be so aggressive to attractive chicks.

I should also mention I'm addicted to semen.

They needed a better actress.

>Krager

Come on mate your posting too often in this thread. You're revealing yourself.

I bet you'd say the same thing if the dude was black or some sort of alpha gym junkie thundercock. Get over yourself

>people don't realize even the hottest of girls are insecure as fuck with men

Depends on where you live, apparently.

He's not bad at all IMO,I think they probably connected on a deeper level though which I find sweet and disgusting at the same time cause they are hipster faggots.

It's hard to explain, but it smells like sex.

Also FYI shit doesn't taste like it smells. Has virtually no taste whatsoever besides being tangy and acrid on your tongue. I'm no scat fetishist, but anyone who's into the arse gets a little shit on their tongue every now and then.

she cheated on him and he forgave her lol

guggold ;-DDD

put your finger slightly on your asshole (if it's relatively clean) and let it dry in the air for 20 seconds then smell it. now women smell slightly different, so basically pair that smell with the scent of a woman (if you've ever been close enough)

it smells good my friendo.

>Eating ass
Fucking how can you guys do it? I gagged trying to eat pussy, it was the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Ass has to be 1000x more disgusting.

Who cares about what she said?

Shower+Enema

Does JJ Abrams even know what subtlety is? I mean if you compare the original ending and the shit he forced onto the movie... it really makes it impossible to deny that mainstream Hollywood movie are propaganda/indoctrination.

Don't believe this menace

Only eat booty if you're banging a guy

Otherwise minge munching>booty buffet

>I gagged trying to eat pussy, it was the most vile thing I've ever tasted.
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girls have different flavors, depending on their hygene and hydration. If they don't drink enough water, they smell/taste like rotten fish.

>I gagged trying to eat pussy
You might be gay. Nah I know what you're saying, some aren't very nice.

Also for the record, ass actually tastes a lot cleaner than pussy. Some pussies are gooey and disgusting. Asses, if clean, are not.

will I ever kiss MEW?

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Maybe if VR ever develops to be decent.

Fag

Look at her. Tell me how you feel.

I really, really want to see the rest of that boob.

she knew exactly what she was doing with that titty...

I want to die.

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>live in Austin
>she supposedly does too

My time is now fellas

Bad, a guy mlre ugly than me is banging her.

Feels pretty bad to be honest.

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Why do you do this to us ;_;

I did it!
on the cheeks, we have a common friend

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Would you guys liked it if she was casted as motoko?

what a slutty lewd neck

>swn peg you, kick your balls, step on your dick, spit on your face and/or piss in your mouth
If you'll excuse me, I'll be hanging myself

TRANNY

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>she'd give you 100k if you'd marry her

would you?

youtube.com/watch?v=bJQMe9WrwRI

I'd cutt off a limb desu.

I'd shoot both my parents if she asked me to.

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fucc me ded her teeth look so nice in this

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