Eternal Arsenal Thread

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who /positivelyarsenal/ here

>tfw 1 point

VENGA OOT

Wenger out.

>tfw no 10/10 venezuelan gf

this

>5 (five) points behind us

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>us

ベンゲルアウト(╬ಠ益ಠ)

>us

>nous

これです

Can somebody bluepill me on Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain?

/arse/-kun, denwa

>oh yeah man, I love sawker and BPL

英語の教師アウト。

アウト!

is anyone here wenger in?

In hell hopefully.

He knows best.

Do you think Bould is Wenger out or in?

Definitely in. He's a bitch.

what are your thoughts on anders breivik?

Literally HOW are Arsenal going to deal with Pogba and Zlatan?

a lot of irony in this post

roll over and play dead
hope they let off the gas like liverpool did instead of thrashing us 10-0

Play Gabriel and Coq/Xhaka and just foul them out of the game.

>Arsenal player fouling someone
they get reds for not even a yellow card offenses and you want them to foul someone off the park ? lel

>they get reds for not even a yellow card offenses
No they don't. Stop chatting shit.

What do you think of Wenger?

SHIT

SHIT

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SHIT?

WENGER

THANK YOU

lads

i got him good

Hes a psychopath and should be locked up for the rest of his life. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either a psychopath himself or some edgy teenager who read a buzzfeed article on islam taking over the world.

THAT'S ALRIGHT

t. libcuck

nice work lad

cheers mate

>didn't get accepted to grad school
>none of my 50 applications have asked for interview
>Ash lost the final
>no signings
this is shaping up to be the worst year of my life

How are these other teams allowed to sign more than one player in transfer window???? Isn't that against the rules?? Wenger told me we were only allowed one per window. These other teams can't be getting away with it

post >yfw Wenger signs another fucking contract extension after this season despite Arsenal finishing 4th

>finishing 4th
You are pretty optimistic. I bet you think players will get signed too.
Look err, it was 3 signings. Asano and Holding were signed too.

We could have signed Michy Batshuayi

someone tell me SOME progress have been made on players today?

lol

I called wenger (he has his phone setup so that you have to accept all service charges when calling him) but he picked up and just kept murmuring about "muh 600 employees" and hung up.

No CL for Roma, who we want lads?

Totti when

yes, Mustafi on deadline day after Arsenal have two pints after 3 games.

Sanogo is fit and ready to prove he is the next Giroud

Sanogo is injured, only flaw with this post

>that flag
>Arseal

hmmm

this. he's either on a proxy or on holiday

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can't wait

looks like she planned to walk past the camera

Fuck. Forgot he was there.

I hear the new goalkeeper is good

Manolas and El Shaaraway

>Roma in the 1st Leg of the CL Qualifier
>Verm gets sent off on his debut

>Roma in the 2nd Leg of the CL Qualifier
>Scz goes full retard again

When will they learn
And to think people thought sending Scz on loan would stop being a mong, just sell the club to Everton and move on
Never will be good enough

sell him to Everton*

Still rather have Szczesny than Cech tbphwyl

fucking kill yourself

Now they will be forced to sell Manolas and El Shaaraway, just as Wenger planned. That nigga is playing 4d chess.

U what? Coquelin alone has had loads of games where he should have been sent off but wasn't.

to be fair to szczesny they had 9 men on the pitch at that point and weren't going to go through

What's the difference between Szczesny rushing out 30 yards to give away a goal today and Cech rushing towards the ball against Liverpool to let Lallana score?

Both are just mistakes that definitely shouldn't have been made and gave away a goal, but I like Szczesny way more than Cech so I'd rather have him.

>Former Arsenal striker Gervinho has made a bumpy start to life in the Chinese Super League. The Ivorian was sent off while playing for Hebei China Fortune, after stamping on a delicate area of an opponent.
Been like that the last week, live by the border though

>in bed with gf rolling around
>sudden massive pain in my scrotum
>like agony and somethings not right
>tell gf we need to go to the hospital
>moans that it's probably nothing and "you men and your dicks"
>turns out I have bell-clapper deformity and had testicular torsion
>doc says he can try to twist it back or it's surgery
>doc twists my shit back to where it should be
>it was absolute agony as he wrenched my knotted tubes back to normalcy
>finally finish and he says it seems okay but I should book a surgery to anchor them properly
>mfw all this and it's still not as big of a ball ache as getting Wenger to make a signing

Good post

>testicular torsion
I know that feel

I wish I didn't know that feel

I miss them lads T.T

Have an upvote

Fabregas so cute

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That can't be real

I knew a friend who had it. I'm pretty sure he had to stop his military service, because of it.

Is that tomorrow's paper? Wenger said that a few weeks ago.

we are truly fucked this season aren't we

>we
No
Arsenal is though

Yup, just want to remind us so we can be even angrier

Griezmanns coming lads

Hello boys I've been away celebrating my 21st, what signings have we made since Friday?

Wenger in the bag, Sanogo LANS soon.

wenger... what an absolute king. gotta love him. i don't understand people who want him to throw money around like all the other "english" oil money clubs

We finished second with the piece of shit squad we had last season so anything is possible. It'll probably be due to another St. Totteringham's day though

>we finished 2nd so anything is possible
Enough with the Wenger koolaid, that was some of the shittiest seasons by Man City, Utd, and Chelsea in recent times. It won't happen again.

>We finished second with the piece of shit squad we had last season so anything is possible
You finished second because the usual top 3 all shat the bed in one season. I wouldn't count on that happening again.

>we

>

GAAAAAAYYYYYY

Arsenal would be a championship side if Wenger didn't come when he did.

Be thankful.

walk on

Scholes what a legend

>he's a fucking plastic

kek

indeed, wenger is the king of english football. perhaps the only principled man left in the oil-fuelled so-called "premier" league. best arsenal manager of all time

>Arsenal target Alexandre Lacazette, the 25-year-old Lyon forward, will remain with the French club, while winger and team-mate Rachid Ghezzal, 24, has turned down a move to Everton. (RMC - in French)

>The Gunners may also be unsuccessful in their bid to sign Valencia centre-back Shkodran Mustafi, 24, with coach Pako Ayestaran confident of keeping the Germany international. (The Independent)

>you now remember signings

>tfw every waking breath your visceral Wengerout grows