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cara

Trump represents the worst period in living memory for the US. The attack on the democratic process, attack on women, attack on minorities, attack on the environment, and let's not forget the FAR RIGHT Breitbart man at Trump's side.
If you get in bed with this administration you deserve every bit of criticism. This is NOT normal, it's NOT right, this CANNOT be normalized.

Only thing dangerous about milo is his toxxik sperm

new way to pick up girls: buy lots of tickets to events that might sell out then post on facebook page saying i'm selling them and then be like "maybe i'll see you there" in the facebook message after i've sold them

nopthing better than beer with chunks of desk in it

i know, lads in the rugby team told me to join in freshers and i had to explain to them that i'm a fucking retard who can't catch to save my life. Felt quite embarassing in all honesty

creep as fuck

@70727209
did not read a word of this

posting on a bus lads

Fake news! Sad!

MAINSTREAM MEDIER?

admire the fortitude and skill of surgeons

trump is incompetent 2bh

trump is the first man to enter the whitehouse with honest intentions in quite some time

unironically going to buy this

new gimmick:

Rather than linking the post you're replying to take a screenshot of the post and reply that way

t. inxs

>'French Communist Party' membership (2012): 138,000
>'Communist Party of Britain' membership (2015): 772
neurons on overload

nah

Yeah babe

FUCKING KEKS AND NIGGER-FAGGOTS

Said the yank

trump is in contact with beings from the 12th dimension who are constantly at war with the fallen one

Agreed.
My dad is a lawyer and he says there's no way any lawyer would have approved Trump's executive orders.

when ya 7 pints in to a weekend bender

how was obama's processing the healthcare legislation not honest? sure he reneged on some things that weren't realistic but so has trump

DUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M HARVEY CUNT DUHHHHH

universities admissions are so stupid
imagine getting perfect grades and perfect standardized test scores and STILL getting rejected from a school because it wasnt enough

HELLO YOU CUNT

how and why is "Jordan" (not even her real name), still relevant?
is it because her sons a spastic?

France is a much more left wing country than us.

started watching what I was eating and exercising a bit and I'm currently losing weight at a rate of 1lb a day

is this standard or high?

this 2bh

>making fun of the disabled

edgy

Lads I can hear a crawling noise coming from my bed sheets

Help please

the so called gf

*whips open my coat to reveal a suicide vest*
ALLLAAAAAAAHUUU-
*one of the bits falls off*

oh f-f-fucks sake

Sorry this is my first time

Could someone help me with this?

i'm chewing on your bed frame

Insect like or animal like?

don't we have technology where you can scan a baby in the womb and terminate if it's going to be a retard

she

wanking under my brothers bed

brothers managed to get a gf and just got home from dinner with her
wtf

Insect like but it's quite noticeable

hu

these are azns with no extracurricular

if you're not a complete mong a 4.0 and 1500+ will get you in anywhere

oh fuck off you soft shite

DO NOT MOVE I REPEAT DO NOT MOVE

Just stay where you are and when the sound stops for a minute then you can move, trust me.

wants

New gimmick idea: Harveyposting

Blimey no thanks
Would sleep on the sofa and dump the matress and sheets tomorrow

is this stormzy

a male sibling?

not a fan

i prefer gimmicks that are pleasing to the eye

Gonna change my sheets and whack these in at like 70 degrees

me at the gym

hello cunt

new gimmick: revive canalposting

Tell us if you find anything and good luck x

sounds like a lot
where are you at right now? if you're a fat cunt that may be normal

a

There is a customer at my work who looks nearly identical to Kate Middleton, just 10 years older

me at the gym

ok

I'm 17 stone but I'm 6'6 I'm quite flabby though

imagine being her third husband after 5 children

Goodnight lads

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I hate this country desu
The lad can't even read, so what difference does it make to him?
Even if somebody straight up said it to him, i doubt he has the cognitive ability to understand it

Having four slices of white hovis toast with olive spread cut into triangles

you said 'I'm' one too many times

don't like this post

Killed a mouse with a LARPing sword once

good lad x

me getting primed for a bumming x

grim

>katie price's teenage troll arrested
thought it meant harvey got arrested hahaha

I hate Katy Price, she's clearly using Harvey as a way to get attention. She LOVES when people "troll" him, because then she gets to go on TV and talk about cyberbullying. Pathetic.

sorry

Sad!

Mong

fuck off

jesus christ the godawful grinding sound the garbage disposal made today was unbelievable. turns out it was just another irish passport haha fucker sure was putting up a fight

Thinking of becoming religious lads. Don't believe in God and doubt I ever will, but all the same there's something very comforting about praying each night, and feeling like there's someone watching over you. Might be the cure for depression I've been searching for haha

drinking vinegar

tfw no A V G qt 3.14 k gf

have had a handjob on this canal

wish i could do this but can't get round the self awareness

doesn't sound too bad then, just watch you don't lose too much too quick as you'll just put it back on or might even lose muscle mass if you're practically starving yourself

my dad works for nintendo

lost my shoe in this canal

yellow fever is a mental illness

Feel like it might not be my sheets as I can't locate an area where it is on them and the sound is coming from the same place when I change them around

Can't figure out what the fuck it'd be though, I've had a look around for stuff but there's nothing

your dad is well bent

...

what happened to that american lad who was in the 11th grade and pretended to be irish

Birmingham has more canals than Venice

Triggered runt, many such cases

drinking some water (tap)

>handjob
what exactly is the fucking point of this? like having me willy grabbed by a girl as much as the next man but never understood the concept of being wanked off instead of getting a blowie or a shag.

lmao

Actually it's less canals but more total length of canal