Lol nice canoe, yuropoors

Lol nice canoe, yuropoors.

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Redpill me on how the orientals managed to make such huge things and keep them afloat

>China creates massive ships to navigate planet, able to bringing live giraffes cross planet.
>Destroys entire fleet after one use.

>USA goes to the moon over 5 years.
>Trashes entire program afterwards.

YOU FUCKS.

talk about compensating for not having testicles

>castile
>yuropoorran

Don't you have to suck some belgian cock, Ping Pong?

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How can chinks even compete?

I wonder which one crossed the pacific ocean...

Apollo was expensive as fuck and there was no purpose to keep sending monkeys to the moon.
as to the Chinks i have no idea why but most probably because the preferred to close their nation and so that ship lost use.

>canoe

Yeah, pretty much. I went aboard a reproduction of the Santa Maria, and it's indeed tiny as fuck. The roof in the captain's "cabin" is so low you can't even stand in it. You really needed massive balls to dare crossing oceans on these things... Something Zheng He didn't had, as he was a fucking eunuch.

>be Zheng He
>discover half the world, bring some animals back for the zoo back home
>report to the Yongle emperor about the native peoples you've met
>"these people are uncivilised, the only civilisation in the world is to be found in our own oh so superior country, better keep to ourselves and create some stupid anti-piracy laws to keep our people from settling beyond my reach"

>years later an Italian explorer discovers a continent inhabited by pyramid building, gold hoarding Indians
>"these people are uncivilised, we should spread our great European civilisation across the world and bend them to our will!"

And thus China ended up a poor shithole and Europe ruled the world for centuries

the eunuchs destroyed the future plans for expeditions, not create them

>create the largest ships ever known to mankind until nuclear powered aircraft carriers are created
>do nothing with them
>burn them and destroy all technical details about them
It would be like the British Navy destroying their entire fleet at the height of the British Empire for no particular reason, they never existed

is that seriously a 1:1 scale ?

Zheng He was a eunuch m9

Well, back then spaniards were even shorter.

but of a different faction, he was serving as envoy/chief diplomat

Then how did you not understand the German's joke?

it's too difficult

20 good men is all it takes to invade the entire south american continent.

yes

the boats were not even 30m long

I'm sure you would love to be in tight quarters with 20 men frog

this and 10 firearms 2bh

>Chinese """historians"""

in fact, there was no proper "cabin", just a roofed part in the rear upper bridge

What a piece of Junk.

Also Asians just sailed arround so they could show off their treasure, it's the same thing that asian girls do today but with Coach bags and expensive shoes. Great culture, it's very niggish.

t. most consumerist, materialistic culture in history

Closing off your nation never, ever, works.

t. China
t. Japan
t. USA
t. Venezuela
t. 'Murrica redux

don't forget all the animals too

the boat hold was cramped as fuck

can't believe there was like 40 people on each of these shipwrecks

The Romans built floating palaces, just saying.

>christopher columbus
>invade the entire south american continent
French """"""""education""""""""

...

>Asians will defend this

this kills the amerindian

Imagine falling into the water with that heavy armour.

That's pretty big, but check THIS out

rapes it too
.....sickos

No need for rape, silly, it was true love

Should have just killed them.

Lies. Amerindians did not crave BWC until you subjugated them and introduced Latino "culture".

If they killed all the indios they would have filled the continent with niggers, just like they did in Cuba or Hispaniola or how the portuguese did in Hueland.

Behold the might of Italy!

Shhh Paraguay you are not allowed to use logic.

But conquistadors introduced them our BB(Brown)C

something the spaniards did back then was
-reach new part of the americas by river or sea
-"lets throw these 2 pigs/goats/cows there so they will fuck and breed and spread and be plentiful in the future there" just in case they decided to settle there in the future.

I wonder how the animals are healthy and not inbred as fuck
bringing cattle from Spain must have been quite hard. Imagine having a bull or horses in those ships.