It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in the backyard, sitting on a deckchair and sipping lemonade or whatever else that you like. Suddenly, you see this plane flying over your head really high up. Depending on your country of origin, what would be your reaction?
It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in the backyard...
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It's the Rose parade again?
Start clapping
Nothing, I used to see those things always when I was a kid
It's probably headed to Whiteman or something.
I don't have a backyard
Noice
sick
It's a stealth bomber and one of the biggest airplanes in the world, I guess I'd assume it's there to stealth bomb something if it's in international airspace. Running would be stupid so I guess I watch and hope I'm not being bombed?
>and one of the biggest airplanes in the world
lol
Sorry, I meant one of the biggest jets in the world.
double lol
A better question:
It's the same day but instead you see this above you.
What would be your reaction?
It is. That's a B2, not a F-117.
>wtf Californians actually found the balls to start a civil war 2?
Then die.
Some brits...
the stealth part didn't quite work out did it?
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It's no bigger than an average commercial jet
pic related compared against B52s
I'm probably translating it wrong, our word is caças (hunt or hunters), to separate military planes from civilian and commercial planes.
So fighter jets, I suppose?
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Largest military jet aircraft?
That's not even true either
Cool. Wonder if the gringos will let us visit their carrier like they always do when they come.
He said one of you dumb cunt
Shit
Die
turn on the tv and wait for news about moscow getting BTFO
Relax bros. No need to get all triggered.
Huh, haven't seen one of those around here before.
^
>Keep sipping
>Adjust aviators
>Glad I got transferred to a base with B-2s
>Watch them get shot down by jets
>Keep sipping
>Think about money I'll make on news interviews
>one of
>not even on the fucking list of large aircraft
Yeah, that list wasn't even of dogfighters to begin with.
>B-2
>fighter
Scream "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" at the top of my lungs whilst grilling bacon-wrapped burgers topped with hot dogs and fried ham.
Fuck, that actually sounds good right now.
there must be a football game on
I wonder what stadium he's flying over.
They can be fully armed and are designed to be able to dogfight.
You're quite annoying, you know that?
>You're quite annoying, you know that?
I'm bumping the thread and doing god's work
Fug :DD
A'ight. You got trips, so I can't argue.
they're not designed to dogfight in the slightest.
I've seen B2's do fighter jet acrobatic displays with me own two oggling balls.
>So I guess now either the South will be free or I am.
I'd guess its here to get the first strike on China while evading outright declaration of war by nuking Auckland and Christchurch
i do nothing because that plane is invisible
run directly under its path hoping it drops some bombs so i can finally die
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The one that carries the heaviest payload is not the one you think