AMERISWIMS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

AMERISWIMS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

In 10 years Bolt will have blown all his money on strippers and rims for his 50 SUVs. So Phelps is the real winner

in ten years felps will be a washed up nobody who blew all his money on pot and tranny hookers

No he probably already has it invested in various funds and properties to help provide for his wife and child and live a comfortable life until he dies of old age surrounded by his loving children and grandchildren. Auctioning off his 23 gold medals to charity after death to help fight malaria in Africa while the world mourns the passing of history's greatest Olympian.

>money makes you better
>justin bieber and capeshit is now better

This is what OP actually believes

>he doesnt like superhero movies
*tips fedora

Or his wife divorces him and makes him pay 1 gold medal per year in child support.

Was the UK the country that really fell for the Bolt fever? It's always Britshits praising this guy like he's the second coming of Jesus.

Fuck off normalfag, go back to watching funny fail compilations on your vlc player.

I'm pretty sure the entire world is crazy over Bolt, maybe you are thinking of Mo Farah instead, that being said the majority of our black people are from the Caribbean.

Nobody gives a shit if Bolt smokes weed though, which is why phelps lost some endorsements. Celebrities in America can't enjoy themselves unless they are a rapper

Still would end up with more Gold Medals than anyone by the end.

Endorsments:
>Speedo, goggles
>Athletic shoes, clothing
It's that simple.

Jamaica is our long-term colony and our Queen is still their Queen, so there's still a connection

Who gives them all this money?

don't forget wasting money at the medical center in Sherwoot content and the training equipment donations at the Thorpe William Knibb Memorial High School

or maybe he has some bratty kids. One daughter ends up making a porn video and becomes famous. Then he accidentally crashes his car and kills an old woman, then decides he wants to do a sex change and make a reality tv show.

how is 'ameriswim' banter?
it's just a retarded combination that has no uniqueness or cleverness

Wow you have an unhealthy hate for a man you don't know.

thats bolt

>a person's worth $60,000,000 for running in circles
>someone else is worth $55,000,000 for swimming in a pool
>someone somewhere is worth $5,000 because they decided to dedicate their lives to helping peopl

bolt is boruto
people boruto lvoe

I'm ashamed to say this took me a minute.

this would imply that the person who "dedicates their life to helping others" should be worth a lot, but then they wouldn't actually care about others if they were worth a lot

>helping people

That's some dumbass shit right there. Deserves to be poor.

>living vicariously through athletes-the post.
Could you be any more stupid?

Phelps blew a couple milli on that court case famalam

how cute

now let's have a look at the net worth of the top player of the only sport that matters....

Convicted criminals don't count

go to bed dutchland

>convicted criminals don't count
>the thread is literally about Michael Phelps

I'm actually surprised he doesn't have more.

Chalk that up to gambling debts/drafting shitty white people 1st round

If he ever tried to sell the Hornets, his net worth would easily double if not triple.

Didn't he get divorced? That would have hit him to the tune of a couple of hundred million I would think.

Taxes too - when you as a person are the brand it's more difficult to take advantage of corporation tax rates.

yeah the hornets are worth as much as the dodgers for sure

and I'm pretty sure the hornets are already part of his net worth, you know since he owns them

>Implying a lifetime supply of these aren't worth $1.5b alone

more people run regularly than they swim regularly. that is also why the 100m final is the most watched event in the olympics. people can relate more to runners.

Bruce Jenner type transformation when?

severely underrated post

>a person's worth $60,000,000 for running in circles
furthest that nigger gets is half way round the track. What really is the kicker is that if you combine all his olympic final events he made that much for less than 3 minutes of competing.

Valuations go up in a bidding war when a team is actually for sale.