He is here on a SATURDAY night

>He is here on a SATURDAY night

I wish I could get some actual qts to laugh at me and call me pathetic. ;_;

What fucking loser goes out before ten?

I work tomorrow.

Laying in bed in my half million dollar house. wife showering, daughter asleep.

I got a girl to do it once and it wasn't like I fantasised. I just felt awkward and uncomfortable, but maybe if the situation happened naturally rather than me requesting it it would have felt better.

working on the sabbath day is a sin

>half million dollar house
L.M.A.O.

flyover detected

>He is not out there expending money he doesn`t have in overpriced drinks in a shitty club competing with other men for a fat, self entitled cunt.

>not having a girl to go drinking with

It sucks. Coming home from college for the first time in 3 years (for more than 2-3 days) to a town with no friends is fucking depressing.

>in bed by 9

Ok grandpa

what a shitty thread

guess again pal.

Jersey shore.

Nice beta orbiter face. And you mean paying for.

All my friends were in the military. When I got out and moved back home I don't talk to anyone outside of work.

Sucks but I'm used to it.

...

I just came from having dinner with a friend, we splited the bill

guilty. Prob older than all you assholes.

On a shitty board

>I got a girl to do it once and it wasn't like I fantasised. I just felt awkward and uncomfortable, but maybe if the situation happened naturally rather than me requesting it it would have felt better.
I can't imagine how much of a beta fuck you are.

That's why I called you grandpa dr obvious

Actually we take turns buying each other drinks.

How's college bruh?

Posting on Sup Forums is a sin.

rude?

>Move to a new and much nicer apartment a week and a half ago.
>Paying significantly more in rent.
>Working a new position in my company that has a much better quality of life but much lower rate of pay.
>Can no longer afford to sit at my local bars 4-5 nights a week.
>This was basically my entire social life.
>I now sit at home and drink by myself.
>Realized tonight that this is going to become a problem very quickly.
:|

not if you are spreading the gospel

Wow
Mean
Woe

>there are people responding seriously to this thread

How the fuck do you actually care what anonymous strangers think about what you're doing on a Saturday evening?

This thread should've been wall to wall memes but you retards are taking it seriously.

I'm kicking you out of the game, go to the fucking locker room.

I isolate by choice thank you very much

Right on

naw people suck

>He is NOT here on a SATURDAY night

lmao saved

Sup Forums is reddit

I know that feel, man. I've got a couple of friends back at home from school, but they're all married with kids now, so my choice is either sit at home, and watch TV while posting on here, or drive to their house, and sit at their house watching TV.

The Sabbath is sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, you silly goose.

>LOVE
>BEAUTY
>HEALTH

Yeah, well.