Archer is "pitching" for the Rays
Let's hope we win with buttholez
Archer is "pitching" for the Rays
Let's hope we win with buttholez
Jesus Christ Xander
i thought you were out of your slump
will bogearts ever recover
he always strikes out on that damn slider outside
>he always strikes out on that damn slider outside
It really feels 2014-tier. I thought he had finally gotten over that shit last year.
hey guys sorry I just got back from vacation how is everyone doing tonight are we going to win?
please score this run please
>Bat crack so loud it echoes
>Whole """""Crowd""""" goes crazy for a fucking Boston double
>Cowbells
Dude why do the Rays exist? Why does the Trop exist? I just dont understand why they havent been moved yet they have got to be the shittiest team in the world
Also fuck Archer
>leadoff double
>dont score
fucking reeeeeeeeeeeee
Clay please don't.
why do you exist?
why do I exist?
why does anything exist at all?
>it's a buttholez episode
Even if he does good bullpen will fuck it up
>carl crawdad
who?
Fucking Buttholez please stop
le constantly sweating man
Clay please no more innings like that.
>it's a John uses our ace to pinch run instead of literally anyone else and he's now dead so buttholez has to keep making starts season
Score runs please
>Its a Hanley strikes out on a meatball down the middle
>there are people whose first baseball game was at tropicana field
why do we let the Rays get away with this
are we gonna get hits please
based sandy the lion not striking out like a moron like everyone else
>muh ben nintendo catch
alright can we give it a rest
the more innings we go without scoring the worse i fear that we are going to lose its not a good feeling guys
triple play is easily more exciting since it does not happen often
>homeruns are more entertaining than Triple Plays
meh, maybe if they are postseason, game-tying salamis
but otherwise no
>that all star snag by tendies
You know, the last at-bat by Shaw had me thinking...
Why did Archer and the catcher try and pitch Shaw outside edge and low?
That's literally his power zone. That made no sense to me.
Just throw him inside.
I mean, he's such a fucking one-dimensional hitter.
>upper-cut swing, slow bat speed, good lowball hitter, specifically away
clay please
is Hanley gay (not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual)
i could kinda see it, hes pretty sensitive
anyone here see ben nintendos incredible catch last night???
based nintendo
benintendi is a good player
can we PLEASE score runs this inning
good job Xander
good job
really needed both of those bottom of the barrell strikeouts
I thought he fixed his shit.
BASED LARGE FATHER
HE DELIVERS
DFA X when?
BASED MOOKIE
>RASYS
WEW LAD
anyone here
Anyone got a working stream,my stream2watch aint working
'ere
strikeout co/baseball/395657/1/tampa-bay-rays-vs-boston-red-sox-live-stream-online.html
Not moving Buttholez to the bullpen would be the biggest mistake we could make.
nice strikeout Clay more like that
uhhh he's clearly an ace
john please
hello?
h-hey
how bout that game?
thread is very dead today
>these strikeouts
It's pretty comfy, except for the strikeouts.
Almost got him.
Its the Rays and a buckholz start dude. Why would anyone watch this?
NVM GOT HEEM
BASED SANDY
For Collapse purposes.
Also being good fans.
Clay dealing
BASED NINTENDO
HE JUST KEEPS BEING GOAT
xander please get a hit
anything but a strikeout X
nice X, thank you for not striking out
papi please
fucking damn it
>archer chimping out
calm down you fucking shit
Oh god
Clay please
There we go
for a minute there i thought he was gonna collapse
oh god he is collapsing
just keep it together clay
>Longoria will play his entire career in Tampa Bay
Is there a better way to never be remembered?
good job clay
when does he start for us again
I thought the Nashitals were good? Why are they being blown out by the fucking O's
not playing at all and spending their prime years posting on Sup Forums
>5 innings
>1 run
>Buchholz still pitching
wow, gj Derek Lowe 2.0
Is this the second coming?
be a manager in Tampa for half a season as a fill-in for the (fired) previous guy
>national league
there's your answer
>red sox bullpen has to protect a one run lead
are we about to lose to the rays
The bats have been fucking pathetic tonight, so maybe.
nice i like it when they strike out like idiots nice
this sideline gal looks like Jennifer Lawrence if JL was Swedish/Norwegian
We're going to fucking lose. The offense being dead tonight + bullpen is just ASKING to get btfo.
Guerin? How fucking new are you?
Please don't collapse Clay
fuck off
>first place for a day
>newfags out of no where
kys pal
Please don't collapse clay please.
Just make it out of the inning Clay please.
post a picture representing your facial expression when you realized clay was still an ace
I haven't been able to see many games this year. Take your own advice.
WEW he didnt collapse
another solid outing by the ACE, Clay Buchholz
he has FOUGHT his way into the rotation, what a guy
This is waaaay too good to be true
>doesn't know who guerin is
>haven't been able to see many games this year
you mean, none?
over the past two?
Who is this guy in the pic?
Why do they keep striking out get HITS dont you realize we're at the bullpen stage of the game you guys NEED runs
holy fuck you people will argue over anything. For whatever reason I just saw her for the first time tonight.
Gary Striewski (forgot his last name for a second)
>For whatever reason I just saw her for the first time tonight.
Because this is literally the first time you've watched a game in over two years.
Do kill yourself.
THESE FUCKING STRIKEOUTS
AT LEAST SWING
>Because this is literally the first time you've watched a game in over two years.
No, it isn't, and go fuck your own face
She's been the field reporter for about 95% of the season.
Yes it is, you liar.
Tell us what games you have seen user
>buttholez in the 7th
john, you're playing with fire here
>more buckholtz
farrell is a genius if this goes well and a retard if this goes poorly
ok he got the out
now pull him farrell