Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays (will there be any fans today?)

Archer is "pitching" for the Rays

Let's hope we win with buttholez

Jesus Christ Xander

i thought you were out of your slump

will bogearts ever recover

he always strikes out on that damn slider outside

>he always strikes out on that damn slider outside

It really feels 2014-tier. I thought he had finally gotten over that shit last year.

hey guys sorry I just got back from vacation how is everyone doing tonight are we going to win?

please score this run please

>Bat crack so loud it echoes
>Whole """""Crowd""""" goes crazy for a fucking Boston double
>Cowbells

Dude why do the Rays exist? Why does the Trop exist? I just dont understand why they havent been moved yet they have got to be the shittiest team in the world

Also fuck Archer

>leadoff double
>dont score

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeee

Clay please don't.

why do you exist?

why do I exist?

why does anything exist at all?

>it's a buttholez episode
Even if he does good bullpen will fuck it up

>carl crawdad
who?

Fucking Buttholez please stop

le constantly sweating man

Clay please no more innings like that.

>it's a John uses our ace to pinch run instead of literally anyone else and he's now dead so buttholez has to keep making starts season

Score runs please

>Its a Hanley strikes out on a meatball down the middle

>there are people whose first baseball game was at tropicana field

why do we let the Rays get away with this

are we gonna get hits please

based sandy the lion not striking out like a moron like everyone else

>muh ben nintendo catch
alright can we give it a rest

the more innings we go without scoring the worse i fear that we are going to lose its not a good feeling guys

triple play is easily more exciting since it does not happen often

>homeruns are more entertaining than Triple Plays

meh, maybe if they are postseason, game-tying salamis

but otherwise no

>that all star snag by tendies

You know, the last at-bat by Shaw had me thinking...

Why did Archer and the catcher try and pitch Shaw outside edge and low?

That's literally his power zone. That made no sense to me.

Just throw him inside.

I mean, he's such a fucking one-dimensional hitter.

>upper-cut swing, slow bat speed, good lowball hitter, specifically away

clay please

is Hanley gay (not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual)

i could kinda see it, hes pretty sensitive

anyone here see ben nintendos incredible catch last night???

based nintendo

benintendi is a good player

can we PLEASE score runs this inning

good job Xander

good job

really needed both of those bottom of the barrell strikeouts

I thought he fixed his shit.

BASED LARGE FATHER

HE DELIVERS

DFA X when?

BASED MOOKIE

>RASYS

WEW LAD

anyone here

Anyone got a working stream,my stream2watch aint working

'ere

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Not moving Buttholez to the bullpen would be the biggest mistake we could make.

nice strikeout Clay more like that

uhhh he's clearly an ace

john please

hello?

h-hey

how bout that game?

thread is very dead today

>these strikeouts

It's pretty comfy, except for the strikeouts.

Almost got him.

Its the Rays and a buckholz start dude. Why would anyone watch this?

NVM GOT HEEM

BASED SANDY

For Collapse purposes.

Also being good fans.

Clay dealing

BASED NINTENDO

HE JUST KEEPS BEING GOAT

xander please get a hit

anything but a strikeout X

nice X, thank you for not striking out

papi please

fucking damn it

>archer chimping out

calm down you fucking shit

Oh god

Clay please

There we go

for a minute there i thought he was gonna collapse

oh god he is collapsing

just keep it together clay

>Longoria will play his entire career in Tampa Bay

Is there a better way to never be remembered?

good job clay

when does he start for us again

I thought the Nashitals were good? Why are they being blown out by the fucking O's

not playing at all and spending their prime years posting on Sup Forums

>5 innings
>1 run
>Buchholz still pitching
wow, gj Derek Lowe 2.0

Is this the second coming?

be a manager in Tampa for half a season as a fill-in for the (fired) previous guy

>national league

there's your answer

>red sox bullpen has to protect a one run lead

are we about to lose to the rays

The bats have been fucking pathetic tonight, so maybe.

nice i like it when they strike out like idiots nice

this sideline gal looks like Jennifer Lawrence if JL was Swedish/Norwegian

We're going to fucking lose. The offense being dead tonight + bullpen is just ASKING to get btfo.

Guerin? How fucking new are you?

Please don't collapse Clay

fuck off

>first place for a day
>newfags out of no where
kys pal

Please don't collapse clay please.

Just make it out of the inning Clay please.

post a picture representing your facial expression when you realized clay was still an ace

I haven't been able to see many games this year. Take your own advice.

WEW he didnt collapse

another solid outing by the ACE, Clay Buchholz

he has FOUGHT his way into the rotation, what a guy

This is waaaay too good to be true

>doesn't know who guerin is
>haven't been able to see many games this year

you mean, none?

over the past two?

Who is this guy in the pic?

Why do they keep striking out get HITS dont you realize we're at the bullpen stage of the game you guys NEED runs

holy fuck you people will argue over anything. For whatever reason I just saw her for the first time tonight.

Gary Striewski (forgot his last name for a second)

>For whatever reason I just saw her for the first time tonight.
Because this is literally the first time you've watched a game in over two years.

Do kill yourself.

THESE FUCKING STRIKEOUTS

AT LEAST SWING

>Because this is literally the first time you've watched a game in over two years.
No, it isn't, and go fuck your own face

She's been the field reporter for about 95% of the season.

Yes it is, you liar.

Tell us what games you have seen user

>buttholez in the 7th

john, you're playing with fire here

>more buckholtz

farrell is a genius if this goes well and a retard if this goes poorly

ok he got the out

now pull him farrell