What's your favorite Eminem line?
What's your favorite Eminem line?
>Is it gay to play putt putt golf with another man-and watch his butt butt while he tees off
shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
window pane
quit playing with the scissors and cut the crap
YEAH
"na'm sain?"
Ya boy Em go hard like some cold nipples
You'll get a lot of memes in this thread but unironically he's had some of the illest lines in hip hop.
>I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain of adverbs and a box full of laxatives
>I'm zoning off of one joint
>Stopping the limo
>Hop in the window
>Shopping the demo
>at gunpoint
>Serial killer hidin' murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo
>limo
>window
>demo
damn.....
>joint
>point
damn................
> Everybody has their private world where they can be alone
W I N D O W
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>NOT THE EXPRESSION, NO, LITERALLY GIVE AN ARM FOR HER
ass police rear rear rear
see that gerbil? grab that tube
let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
>Such nostalgia and power, such prowess look how you cower
>Jump out on you now like I was a Jawa from fucking Star Wars
mom's spaghetti
>I must be allergic to failure 'cause every time I come near it I just sneeze.
>'CAUSE
>I
>JUST
>GO
>ACHOO
>THEN ACH-IEVE!!!!!!!!
Hands down the worst lyric in the known universe
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
>boom boom
>babygirl
>apple of my eye
>you rule my world
I KILLED DRE
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
I guess that's why they call it window pain LOL
>Crackas is out with Cactus albums
>I wanted to have sex in junior high
>the only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I'm a man of simple pleasures
>didn't even catch the multis
go listen to black sabbath
I really dig the 3rd verse of Real Slim Shady, especially:
>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'/
>He could be workin' at Burger King/
>Spittin' on your onion rings/
>Or in the parking lot circling/
>Screaming "I don't give a fuck" with his windows down and his system up
G U E S S
T H A T S
W H Y
T H E Y
C A L L
I T
W I N D O W
P A N E
>2 numba nines
with his windows DOWN and his system UP
with his windows PAIN
/thread
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun go go gadget dick
i got two black nines, i call em nigger dicks
You couldn't make the fans throw up they hands if they swallowed their fingers
I found my Christianity through god and there's a wish he granted me
thats a good line
This can't be real
thicc
Chauvinist pig, drove in this big Lincoln
'Til it went over the bridge
Jumped out and dove in the ditch
Broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
Kidnapped the parents
And left the ransom note for the kids
Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid-80s
Google it. "Survival".
Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids 16 with m16s and 10 clips each and them shits reach through 6 kids each and slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets
Rock Bottom
>DOING DOING DOING WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEZE
>To rap like a computer must be in my "genes"
>I got a laptop in my back pocket
>IF I CAN'T BATTER THE WOMEN
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BACK THEM A CAKE THEN?
i unironically love this line
it's acceptably clever and it pissed off fantano, so what's not to like?
FUCK THAT
Holy shit he even explained it on genius
THIS. I'm convinced this is his best verse
>Met a contortionist, said, "When you wanna get sexual?"
>She said, "However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."
eminem truly is the goat
Sticky outdid him tho. I'll admit the "I promised the fucking critics I wouldn't say fucking for six minutes" line is amazing in the context of the album
Hi kids!
Do you like violence?
Would you like to see me shove 9 inch nails into my eye lids?
I can't decide which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate
That's fuckin great
Yo look at her bush does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
NOW, IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
The one where he calls the dude a faggot and misses Haley ;_;
>I peaked
> Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
> it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
> I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
> I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
> and have a son and a new brother at the same time
> and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
AND SHE JUST BLEACHED MY T-SHIRT
two pills i pop my pupils went up like two pennies like clint eastwood in his mid 20s
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija boards, a squeegee, and please be warned don't ask what the squeegee's for
>will someone please explain to my brain
>that I just severed a main vein with a
>chainsaw and I'm in pain
Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her