Name a worse first round pick

name a worse first round pick

>pro tip: you can't

bro culture

I know this is bait but i'll reply anyway

Pikachu is an absolute beast you fuck
>Takes down a Tyranitat
>Then takes down a Metagross
THATS TWO PSUEDOS!
>ON top of that knocks down Allains Charizard

Pikachu is the only competent member on that shit team.

High energy, low ceiling. Can't lead his team to a championship. Should be a role player.

after 19 fucking seasons, you'd figure it could AT LEAST do that much damage

it should be fucking one-shotting everything

There are other trainers in every league who are with all of their Pokemon for the same amount of time.

Also there are no levels like there are in the video game

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Add in that his manager doesn't even try to diversify their team. Doomed to failure

>0 championshiops
>0 bitches
>the city of Ash

>can't perform when it matters
pikachu is the biggest choker. Ash should just use him in meme competitions and leave him out in the league.

No joke, if Ash won the Kalos league I would have went back and watched every episode. Now I will watch none.

>manlet
>0 ships
>all the best talent leaves the team in a year or two, probably due to pikachu and shit team manager

A meme manager and meme star player. Wouldn't root for this team if the bandwagon had free beer.

Pikachu should hand in a transfer request. Ash is a retard, he couldn't win a tournament even with a team full of legendaries.

johnny football

>literally benched his best 3 pokemon
>charizard
>snorlax
>noctowl

it's like he doesn't even want to win anything but meme meaningless tournaments than the league

>keeps resigning the biggest choker in the pokemon league
>released Butterfree
>released Pidgeot
>didn't resign Charizard before the championship game
>meme Ninja BTFO by a Charizard

baka

Please have sex

Wait, he actually choked again? Lmao

When will the pokemon franchise stop sucking Lizardon's dick? Fucking genwunners..

Chikorita is the worst first round pick

>tfw Meganium quickly plays 2nd fiddle to Ampheros

She's super cute, though.

lol

>prospects finally start producing
>trade them all away and start rebuilding
Every fucking season.

>ywn smell jessie's socks and feet after she wears her big black boots all day and kiss and lick her feet

my first round pick is on the table for the opportunity to acquire this piece

wait so he fucking lost, all the hype was for nothing?

Stay Mad. Gen 1 still Da Best.

>getting hyped for a known choker

Rooting for the Cubs this year?

...

Doesn't have good enough supporting cast, should move to Miami with Charizard and Infernape to win a chip.

>mega evolution
Who thought this was a good idea?

m-muh undefeated goodra, what a fucking faggot

literally Kershaw, absolute shit when it matters most

>yfw backyard baseball foershadowed the Rick Ankiel story

>yfw Pikachu gets the old gang back together, convinces Gary Oak to come out of retirement and then they go on to win the Indigo Plateu.

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They should let him win the ship and let him fall into irrelevancey. We need a new Alpha trainer that isn't afraid to molest his Gardevior

Pikachu is a perfectly fine piece. Its just that Ash plays him way out of position because >MUH FIRST ROUND PICK

>literally only pokemon in Ash's team that didn't fuck up
>choker
The Frog is the biggest choker, it fought a weakened opponent that also had a type disadvantage and it still managed to get rekt.

Hard to have a supporting cast when you give away every player that shows improvement except for Pikachu

>Ash is the 76ers of Pokemon trainers

Stay mad frogfag.

I'm no slugfucker but Goodra got the short end of the stick.
Who the fuck uses Guillotine.