What's the most American thing you've done today?

What's the most American thing you've done today?

Ate 1,500 calories for breakfast.

not celebrate easter

how much of it was vodka?

I see nothing wrong or excessive about this.

Drink beer and blame television.

I went to work, did absolutely nothing constructive, and now it's payday

Poptarts were on sale so I went to the store and bought 5 boxes.

Cleaned my gun. Used freedom of speech to express disdain for the current state of affairs. Ate vegetarian meatloaf. Decided to get involved with local politics to have my voice heard. Donated to the ACLU and the EFF.

eat an hamburger, not the whole burger tho, only the meat

>binge ate 3 whole jars of peanut butter
JUST

I squat down in my local Walmart and took a nice shart.

I ate a taco.

DESIGNATED SHITTING AISLE

Spoke Spanish

>leftists
>guns

You pussies can't even handle the recoil of a .22lr


vegetarian

double kek

Practiced my first amendment r- oh...

We do have free speech, though, and I can openly support Trump without liberal sperglords chimping out.

sharted

Norway has real free speech or just meme free speech?

Sup Forums pls go.

No. You really can't. I work at a gun store.

I had hipster antifa faggots and spics walk in and ask for a low recoil gun that is good for carrying, and I just smirk wearing my Trump hat and open carrying a .45 on me. I suggest they get a .22lr pistol and only very few know that I'm making fun of them because of how fucking clueless they are.

I had even more people come in to purchase so they can defend themselves from the leftist thugs who assault people in cities and states where nobody can carry and have extrenely strict gun laws. We give them 10% discounts.

Guess which group our store ended up selling more to?


Also nobody like multiculturalism on Sup Forums. You are so new it hurts.

I've been here for 10 years. Longer than you stormweenie.

>nobody likes multiculturalism on Sup Forums
You're mental.

went to a dollar store

Ate a deep fried potato cake with meat and egg stuffing.

>Implying pagan religions is bad

I fondled my AR

ordered a pizza and ate it while drinking beer

At this rate. Brazil is looking better then you guys

This

Took a shit

I didn't shower

I ate some kfc

Point to Kentucky on a map.
No cheating.

I can point to you on a map, fatzoid

This kek

You only see me because I'm the little dot next to your mother.

I drank coke for breakfast

...that's gross...

exactly!

Eat three cups of fried potato sticks with coke while browsing youtube in the bed

Shart in walmart

...

Continued my life as manlet

No you really haven't dipshit. Multiculturalism is mocked on here for the relentless failure it has been whenever it's tried. Truly Sweden and Germany are multicultural paradises right? Germany can't even integerate their turks and it's been decades. Same with the French and Algerians.

Sup Forums is not multicultural. Not only do you have generals where people keep themselves in enclaves, it celeberates nationalism and taking pride in your own culture, but it also stresses that if you are going to immigrate to another country, you drop your cultural beliefs and "do as the romans do." You adopt the culture your new country.

You are a newfag from /r/Sup Forums, leftypol or some CREW/sharetheblue faggot.

>Multiculturalism is mocked on here for the relentless failure it has been whenever it's tried.
hi

you too dude

Visited local "Employment center" for my unemployed benefits. It's less than $20 a month by the way.

A Canadian fucked my girlfriend

I spoke spanish

...

>T-they don't agree with my opinion... T-they must be newfags.
I remember back when we were only ironically racist to get some shock laughs, before actual fucking Nazis like you showed up. I remember back when 'doing it for the lulz' meant exactly that, with no political motivations.

YOU are the cancer that has ruined Sup Forums and sullied the name of fun with your unabashedly horrible views. It's too bad you morons figured out how to use computers.

I had a slice of cheese for breakfast

This

I think it's more of because what people had been mocking about actually became reality, so circumstances changed.

binge ate half a tub of crunchy peanut butter

Mmm yes. I was here before the flags too dipshit.

But nowhere has Sup Forums ever thought multiculturalism is a good idea. Go make a thead about it and see the responses.

>LE LULZ Sup Forums USED TO BE LEFTIST AND LIBERAL REMEMBER MUH SCIENTOLOGY PROTESTS

It was never leftist back then, but libertarian. Ron Paul was huge during the 2008 elections on here. Now that Trump won you act like it was leftist all along before Sup Forums when it wasn't the case. People got tired of the identity politics the left kept pushing and the political correctness.

And the race baiting too.

>muh horrible views ;_;

Call me a deplorable too next you fucking cretin.

>YOU are the cancer that has ruined Sup Forums and sullied the name of fun with your unabashedly horrible views

Real racism is fun though. Your problem is thinking people here were being racist Ironically. I guess you thought all the "Nigger hate" threads were pure satire? You are a newfag. This place has become so sensitive to racism.

You missed the main point. We have never subscribed to a political ideology on here before you fuckers came along. We may have our own views outside of this place, but claiming that Sup Forums subscribed to any political ideology would be foolish. We only used to do things because they were fun. All of the horrible and racist things we said to each other were merely caricatures of the worst parts of humanity, a funhouse mirror into the soul. You take dark satire and you espouse it as truth. You make the worst parts of humanity real and dangerous. Do us all a favor and drink bleach, you living shitstain on the fabric of society.

Stop saying "We" you dumb newfag.

>You make the worst parts of humanity real and dangerous. Do us all a favor and drink bleach, you living shitstain on the fabric of society.

LOL RACISM IS BAD BECAUSE IT HURTS PEOPLES FEELINGS AND IT'S DANGEROUS... YOU SUBHUMAN KILL YOURSELF!

Has the cold affected your judgement Mr. Leaf?

I saluted the American flag. Then saluted Japanese officer. It's American as fuck to show the proper respect to allies.

Ate crisp- I mean chips for breakfast.
Then I shat meself a little.

Beached whale

Fucked my Cousin

That's only Alabama

Masturbated furiously to gay furry cuck porn

I woke up still drunk after drinking about .75L of Kentucky bourbon. Then I got on Xbox and called people niggers.

All in all I'd say it's been a productive morning.

what happens in alabama?

Cousin-fucking, meth and poverty

>flag

>L

Not a very American unit of measurement

Nothing wrong with being a little bit of a closet racist. But I agree, it's all these paranoid demagogues and shit flingers, who are constantly sucking all fun out of imageboards with their serious rants about their conspiracy theories.

>you joke about Trump
>there are at least 3 posters taking it as a personal insult
>they start their angry shit-flinging fest towards you

Post-fun era is here.

Yes it is, we don't use the metric globalist system in america

Your in the Japanese military?
He said American not Pakista...I mean truly British.

Our hard liqour comes in a bottle that's 750 ml that we call a fifth.

>tfw no comfy place to sit and watch the world burn from
fuck the edgy fifteen year olds on this site

I clapped my hands

American.

"Hey Bill, what's that Japanese guy doing saluting everything? Is he saluting a bird?"
"GOOD MORNING TORI-SAN! AMERICAN IS COOL?"
"Should we stop him from saluting that NCO?"
"Nah, let him have his fun."

Sup Forums

Revelations 3:16

When I was in the USCG we got saluted by the USN a lot. They are taught better safe than sorry, to always salute a pair of wings (CG enlisted airmen have wings too), and the CG enlisted uniform is the same as the officers uniform with different insignia. Marines were better at telling the difference.

Drank a ton of shitty drip pre-ground dirt coffee to wake up

I didnt work today. Instead I watched some tv and gamed a little.