TEAM GB CELEBRATION THREAD #186

>Eternal Anglo: The Film
bbc.in/2bNxmk7

>MOST MENS GOLD MEDALS
>MOST MEDALS IN DIFFERENT SPORTS
>REAL PER CAPITA WINNER
>CHINA IN FLAMES

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>all 4 of those points are wrong

The salt is real
most of your medals were won by black women

1st one is Correct

2nd one is false (Most GOLDS in Different disciplines)

3rd is false (I would argue that would be New Zealand)

4th is true (China is massively butt-hurt)

we did it la

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2016)
F1 World Championship Winners
(16 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(3 Times)

how many golds did you win op?

Not op

I bought many a lottery ticket to fund them all

>surrendered Singapore to Japan
>Japan
mom you are dissapoint

Shit was kicking off in Europe.

We had Frankfurters to Fry

and then took it back, I guess the end result is irrelevant to your argument though eh lad?

3rd is possibly Bahamas or Grenada

OH FUCK YOU BRITISH DOPERS YOU BRITS ARE GONNA GET LESS GOLD MEDALS BECAUSE THERE IS NO
MO FARAH OR BRADLEY WANKER HELPING YOU THIS TIME GAHHAHAHA OR MARK CHEATRDISH.
AND ALSO YOU BRITS ARE GONNA CHOKE AT THE WORLD CUP GAHAHHAHA AND ALSO HOW YOU
BRITCOCKS EVEN RECOVERED FROM THE ICELAND GAHHAHAH SCREENCAP THIS POST

There should be a kinda D&L method that eliminates the fluke anomalies like tiny nations like Grenada or Fiji for the per capita argument.

Must take into account consistency over at least 3 Olympics imho

Thanks once again MSM

>Must take into account consistency over at least 3 Olympics imho
Why not 5? Since Atlanta we've increased our medal tally each olympics, only one of two nations to manage that over 5 consecutive olympics

then who the fuck is the second nation

Azerbaijan

>how many golds did you win op?
none. but my grandfather visited dresden in the winter of 1945, in a lancaster.

cheeky boy

For the second straight Olympics, China finished second with 70 medals (26 golds), ahead of Great Britain, which completed the Games with 67 medals (27 golds) to rank third among all nations. Team USA’s 51-medal margin of victory is the second largest at a non-boycotted Olympics, ranking second behind its previous high of 61 in 1924.
lol

>bronze is worth as much as gold

>Team GB chef de mission Mark England was full of praise for the Wimbledon champion revealing how a rousing speech on the eve of the Games had spurred the team to go on to claim 67 medals - two more than they managed in London in 2012.

>"Andy was the flag-bearer and spoke to all of the team before the opening ceremony," England said. "He spoke really eloquently about being part of Team GB and the importance of everybody doing everything they could to replicate London."

>Counting 3rd the same as 1st
What

why does the rest of the world even bother desu

wtf I hate gold medals now

if america didn't have the two men phelps and ledecky we would beat them at gold medals hahaha
ledecky will die before the next olympics because test tube humans don't live very long

#gold4bong

1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy

1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.

1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.

1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.

1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide

1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.

1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and Sup Forums, all in one afternoon.

1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to become the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h

2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.

2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen

2016 In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

MY FUCKING COCK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW

USK USK USK

No Basketball
No Field hockey

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)

Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)

Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)

Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)

The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)

Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)

The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)

Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2016)

F1 World Championship Winners
(16 times)

Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)

Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)

World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)

Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)

Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012)

Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)

Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)

Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners

(1936)

Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)

The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)

The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)

World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)

UFC World Championship Winners
(2016)

The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)

Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)

Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)

Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)

Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)

Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)

World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)

Karate World Champions
(24 times)

Judo World Champions
(16 times)

Taekwondo World Champions
(3 Times)

Just testing to see if it would post

its easier the read this way

snooker world cup is listed twice

Is this what the loser mentality looks like?

Thanks man

Trump is practically the spokesman for loser mentality.

Isn't he getting BTFO in all the polls

HUZZAH!

Anyone actually find this annoying fucking she-beast funny?

bbc.co.uk/sport/get-inspired/37166739

1775: Americans tell the britbongs to take their tea and bad teeth back over the pond or they'll get their asses kicked
1776: Americans declare July 4th a huge party day and britbongs arent invited
1783: After claiming they invented the modern army, britbongs pull said army back to their island becuz not very modern at all
1812: Britbongs try to take it back. They help us remodel the white house and then are again sent back as the laughing stock of the world. becuz again, they think their army is modern
1917: Britbongs stick their noses in someone elses business and Americans have to bail them out of WW1
1940: Winston Churchill hides in his basement with a case of Paul Roget
1941: Japs get uppity so Americans decide to vaporize them and for the hell of it also decide to once again bail out the britbongs in WW2.
1982: After a century of uselessness, britbongs invade a little island off the coast of Argentina. A few spics are killed and the world laughs at them.
1989: Americans decide to agree with Argentina that the little island belongs to spics. Britbongs dont dare come back

Looks like you got a bite, son.

You forgot 2014. Argentina destroys Top Gear

I cant tell if she's trying to be funny or is really ignorant.

yawn

>1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

This one confuses. First he was a hero. Then they chemically castrate him and in essence kill him. Is he a hero again?

I'd like to believe hero

The former. She's a "comedian" and the ignorance is pretence cos its post-modernism humour innit.


Considering he's had an official posthumous pardon; a hero.

>his timeline starts in the 18th century

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks m8. My only knowlege of Turing is the Bendadick Cumbersnootch movie. Shitty the way they treated him

Jokes on you m8. Only been around since 1775 and theyve done nothing but kick ur ass ever since. Also, the fact that ur PM can't do anything without asking the americans nigger president first is pretty embarassing.

You're the one with a nigger president, and I wouldn't be proud of a country that isn't even white.

Not my nigger president. Im only here for holiday

You get jailtime in England for using twitter to call a professional athlete a fag.

Such greatness can't be ignored

Nice picture for ants.

this is not even Argentina tier

>british olympians
>american jet
really stimulates the frontal lobe

And German clothing.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

I love you britbongs but cmon man.

ajc.com/news/news/national/every-british-olympian-had-same-red-bag-baggage-cl/nsLPy/

wow so much diversity

I'll diversify your arse, mate.

Lay off lad

You fucking love it

I'll suck your plums, lad

Brasil invented the plane, and Britain the jet engine m8.

It's over, isn't it?

gay bastards itt

youtube.com/watch?v=mUJTFIjZYMQ

he should have been on the team in some way

Fuck the rest of the world. Shit bags

>tfw we won't be relevant for another 4 years

Where were you when Piers BTFO the Poos?

Seems that way 2012 was a good year.

Chelsea won the champions league against all odds

Team GB did very well in both Olympics and Paralympics

Rory Mcilroy won the 2012 PGA and is ranked #1 in golf

Andy Murray won a grand slam, the 1st British to do so in 76 years

Bradley Wiggins won the tour de France for Britain for the 1st time

Red bull won the F1 constructers title and had a driver win the world title

England cricket ranked #1 in ODI’s & beat India away for the 1st time in 28 years

A large British contingent inspired the greatest comeback in the Ryder cup history

Manchester city won the premier league on goal diff with the last kick of the season

England football team got to the finals of the Euros and were undefeated in open play

Alastair Cook became the youngest player to pass 7000 runs in the history of test cricket

England destroyed world champions New Zealand by the largest score in English rugby history

Frankel a British tougher bred, wins 14 in a row making him the greatest racing horse of all time

Twas a good year

>your dick is this small

Will thw queen revoke their knighthood when dope ia found?

>Rah, rah, rah!
>We're going to smash the oiks!

Based Leon

Kantar?

I used to work for them It became TNS I think

>football in 9th place

DOUBT.jpg

He's your problem now

we didn't have a GB football team entered so why would it be high

If baiting was a sport you wouldn't make it past the qualifying rounds.

Because the football season has kicked off, or is it specifically referring to Olympic 'football'?

GOAT

delet that football picture. Those cunts deserve fuck all recognition. Replace it with pic related.

Yeah, well done Piers shaming some third world shit hole.

The cunt is back here now, and ITV gave him a job.

If it happens, then yes. They likely will have their honours removed.

>most mens medals

usa carried by black women how embarrassing, we won the real medal table it seems

...

It was actually 19-19 when it comes to men's gold medals.

1 second more of taekwondo concentration and we would have been ahead

Although, that said, Linford Christie has an MBE and an OBE for "services to sport" and has twice tested for banned substances

What did the creekit fags win?

The Ashes the last year probably.

Ashes

Ah, yes. A test event that is only ever held by the same two sides who, may or may not actually be the best test cricket sides in the world at the moment in time.

It's a pretty big deal m8.

If you dont like cricket you just wont get it

Btfo Sri Lanka this year too

Also T20 finalists

>Also T20 finalists
dont talk about that mate , still hurts

Do the other top cricket sides think it's a big deal considering they never play it?


I do like cricket, but The Ashes really is a bit of a fucking joke.

>I do like cricket, but The Ashes really is a bit of a fucking joke.

Fuck off mate , just leave

>I do like cricket, but The Ashes really is a bit of a fucking joke.

I think it'll be for the best if you leave.