Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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飯テロ辞めろ

Otu

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乙様!

乙〜!(・ω・)b

If a Japanese girl can eat an ehomaki in one bite, does that also mean she's good at deepthroating?

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おちゅでちゅ

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ふっへ(  ̄ー ̄)へ

yep

i am greek

It means she is really a snake.

But who was picture?

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ええ方はどっち?
やっぱ、上か

恵方巻きを買ったよ

北北西

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I ate the equivalent of 3 of those today.

louvre happening
Soldier knifed. He opened fire on the terrorist.

ilu F-kun, but this isn't the place for that

rapefugee purge when

ワロタwちゃんと北北西を向いたか?

(・ω・)b
食べてる間は無言だよ

>tfw you don't have a qt japanese gf to eat ehomaki with

>tfw no qt gyaru gf to eat your ehomaki

チキン南蛮か。
恵方巻も進化してるんだな。

youtube.com/watch?v=TdK_bZDtZp8

これなら外国の人も食べられると思う

進化というよりもう何やっても売れないからヤケになってるだけのようなw

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20170202/k10010862671000.html
恵方巻で悲鳴 過酷な販売ノルマに苦しむ実態

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>チーズ

この恵方巻ゴリ押し、さてはスレ内にコンビニ店員がいるな!

恵方巻きを食べたい

節分と言ったら、恵方巻より豆ですよね。

前に某全国チェーンのスーパーで働いた事があるんだけどさ、
イベント毎に商品を買わされるのが嫌だった。

>former Nagasaki residents, now homeless refugees, desperately trying to get some of the aid organization food in the aftermath of the atomic bomb (colorized, 1945)

ピーナッツだろ?

昨日、焼き鳥のレストランで鶏ハツを食べた 笑

そちらだと、なぜか中華街辺りで売ってそう。

kek

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>鶏ハツ
うーん、ワタシはちょっと苦手だわ…(´・ω・`)

中国人は節分を祝ってないからないと思う

節分豆おいしいよね~

豆まきの豆って俺の記憶が正しければこれじゃ無かったはず。

you said an a-bomb joke...i thought you wanted to be polite...(´・ω・`)

恵方巻って大層な名前がついてるけど、
海苔巻きだよ。
そっちでも買えると思う。

This is Sup Forums, the only place I can be truly honest.

Sometimes, dark humor slips out.

www前スレ情報によると、北の人達だね。

>truly honest
so your politeness is fake..i can't trust gaijin any more...(´;ω;`)

外人さんも楽しんでいるよ。

寿司屋で食べたくない

>politeness is fake

Tatemae and honne, my friend. You guys coined the terms, even.

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>trusting a weeb autist who thinks he grew muscle in 2 weeks of hard labour

>trusting a leaf

お持ち帰りは?

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I don't trust gaijin general now...it includes you.(´・ω・`)

But I trust you

D-does it include me?

Can you trust your dick with me?

I have a flu and need to get a shindansho for work. Unfortunately I missed my last two National Health Insurance payments because I was out of the country over the holidays and for a little longer.

What will the process be like at the doctor? Will I just be charged the full amount? Or will I need to catch up on my health insurance on the spot?

Thanks.

Only if you're a cute girl who is above age 18.

日本人はかわいいふりをするのに、やはり心の中がエッチなことばかりですね

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I want to trust you...but every one says never trust russians...(´・ω・`)

This picture looks like it's from showa period

いやいや、変態紳士には敵いませんよ

I'm a 18 yo JK... I blow dicks very well. (∩´∀`)∩

D-do you trust m-me...?(´・ω・`)

Ok...

心の中だけ。行動しない。童貞ばかり。(>_

昭和が舞台のNHK連続テレビ小説「べっぴんさん」の出演者たちです。

Russians are pretty based IMO.

You can still use your card at a hospital counter.
NHI does not cover the Shindansho itself.

Oh, makes sense.
I thought it just accidentally came out like this.

お前誰やねん(´・ω・`)

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服装とメイクで昭和だと分かったの?
まゆゆ本当に20代?

>Ryan Boundless

Why is he such a salty cunt? He does nothing but complain, yet doesn't go home.

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>「恵方巻」という名称およびその風習は、1998年(平成10年)にセブン-イレブンが全国発売にあたり商品名に「丸かぶり寿司 恵方巻」と採用したことにより、2000年代以降に急速に広まった。[5][6]。それ以前は「丸かぶり寿司」「節分の巻きずし」「幸運巻寿司」などと呼ばれていたことが文献で分かるが、「恵方巻」と呼ばれていたという文献類は見つかっていない[6]。
恵方巻の誕生は1998年らしい
ずいぶん新しいのな

Because he can afford to do so with the ad revenue generated by people like you viewing his videos?

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Point made.

I wonder what happens to him when every one gets tired of his videos and when he can no longer afford his nomad life...

こんばんは
お月様は綺麗ですね

he is an english teacher with a japanese waifu. he can easily show off his status as a role model of the "successful white guy living in japan"just like other white losers. I wonder why he didn't chose to pretend it though.

死んでもいいわ

>with a japanese waifu
No fucking way.

Dude literally looks like a ghoul.