/mls/ general - POST-OLYMPICS REVIVAL edition

>Wed. 24Aug:
Orlando City vs Toronto FC, 7:30pm EST
Columbus Crew vs Philly DOOP, 7:30pm
Montreal Impact vs DC United, 7:30pm
Chicago Fire vs LA Galaxy, 8:30pm
Houston Dynamo vs Seattle Sounders, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs New England Revolution, 10:30pm
>Fri, 26Aug:
Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids, 8pm
>Sat, 27Aug:
Philly DOOP vs Sporting KC, 7pm
DC United vs Chicago Fire, 7pm
Columbus Crew vs San Jose Earthquakes, 7:30
Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact, 7:30
Houston Dynamo vs FC Dallas, 9pm
LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10:30
>Sun, 28Aug:
NY Red Bulls vs NYCFC, 2:30pm
Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders, 5pm
Orlando City vs NYCFC, 7pm
>See Also:
www.nasl.com/schedule
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>Last Week's Thread:

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FIRST for
>nah just kidding, we actually know we won't make the playoffs, we're a reasonable and well-adjusted bunch

Gameday bump.

>suddenly Wednesday games

The Olympics were cool and all, but goddamn glad to get back to normal.

>games in 2.5 hours

BRING IT

>mls highlights hyping up a shitty Jordan Memeis run where he le goes sanic fast and loses the ball when the better play would have been to pass the ball

How fucking desperate are they to make him the next Donovan?

>120 minutes until 90 minutes

Nintendo should make another soccer game

>I have to be at work when the games come on

I didn't give a crud about them anyways

AGREED

I second this.

>Soon

>60 minutes until 90 minutes

Soon posters are not welcome. You need to get out

Can you told me a ha state or ciudad where the major league (mls) soccer is only sport and the one only in the state and city xdf where no sport but the major league mls soccer lies and i come one day to visisist haha of the mls the best league better of the world better than other dhit soccer and only the mls?

>Soon

>Costa Autism

JUST

>The Major League of Soccer

When MLS gets big enough do you think they'll introduce promotion and relegation? Where's the fun without promotion and relegation?

Mario strikers was the fucking GOAT game

GAEMTIEM

NASL to first division when?!

>mLels
>single entity ponzi scheme
>muh 3 million salary cap

>NASL to first division when?

Every season, one team at a time.

do it for h i g h t e s t, lads

I want to give her the D

I thought Columbus was one of the better attended teams.

>mfw i didnt realize the game was today

Thank god i just remembered

B L A K E

nightshift union casual reporting in, why have >we became a meme team? What has been the catalyst?

so we do have a promotion system

the sons of ben and to a lesser extent the organization itself

The game against Red Bulls was televised and the faggots in the SoB decided to give people song sheets.

When I saw that shit at the game I knew it would end up on Sup Forums

Why the hell do supporters groups have song sheets?

They wanted to the average fans to sing along.

Which is stupid. Should just let chants come naturally.

It's your doopin chants, they're crud

Can DC hold this lead?

Hope Solo BTFO

>when the better play would have been to pass the ball

lol my god I love seeing retards act like they know anything about soccer.

passing it to Dempsey (who was barely making an attempt to get forward) would have resulted in them inevitably passing it backwards. it was 2v5 and Morris is no Obafemi so forget trying any cute shit.

it's not often you see someone make a run like that. and if anyone else besides Morris was going forward it probably would've led to something dangerous. that's why they hype it up.

ABS syndrome is a sad thing.

tl;dr

>Ohio

DOOP

I've just noticed Union have Ale Bedoya playing. He got a pretty raw deal for us. Whens Mo Edu back by the way?

>Thank god
what did xe mean by this?

>No Dempsey
>Cubo starts
Should be a easy win.

Maybe another month.

>Edu
into the trash it goes

wow what a crappy starting 11

BASED ROSENBERRY
BASED ROSENBERRY
BASED ROSENBERRY

ayyyy

ROOKIE
OF
THE
YEAR

autism

>getting DOOP'd one minute later
>the city of crew

ok slut

still no word on Edu, I think he's supposed to play a few games with Bethlehem Steel before returning. But he has been back at practice for a while now.

>galelxy

lolololololol

>Fire leading the lags

what is life

>Team scores first on Galaxy
>Galaxy ends up winning 4-1

We've all seen how this ends.

who /cf97/ here?

>the overrated corpse of Bruce Arena

But the Galaxy scored first, famalam

The colour scheme on Seattle's third kits is pretty slick desu

BRUCE OUT WHEN

>LgAy Galaxy exposed

[Jesse Marsch triggered]

Oh, I'm not even watching the game. Still think that's how it'll end except 4-2 instead

>lags hacking our qt3.14 dutch forward to pieces

why is this allowed?

>it'll end 4-2 I SWEAR
>it'll end 5-3 I SWEAR
>it'll end 6-4 I SWEAR

I'm starting to notice a pattern

>Camera pans to Brian Schmetzer
>"Sigi Schmid, Seattle Manager"

Jesus Root Sports get your shit together

youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

Start from the bottom, now we the 1st in the East!

Keegan

i

A FUCKING LEAF

>mfw the Eastern Conference is being dominated by Torontlel FC and the NYC Claps

Abolish the Eastern Conference and create the Central Conference

it's not their fault you didn't bring your A-game for Torontosaurus rex

>OPEN NET
>CAN'T SCORE

THE SHANTY TOWN OF SHITCAGO

Why is Cubo even playing?

And the west is being dominated by based Colorado and CD Mexico USA
What's your point?

Gotta put that 7 million dollar bench warmer to work, besides Houston doesn't have any forwards or good midfielders to service those forwards.

DOS SANTOS!

>$95 million dollar stadium
>empty

Welcome to MLS on a Wednesday, please enjoy your stay

>mfw Will Johnson plays for Seattle
>mfw Will Johnson of Seattle gets a yellow card

That's cute, I live in Seattle

That sounds like a personal problem

Chicago needs a second team

Say what you want about Seattle, but we probably lead the next highest team in attendance than Houston fills on a good night

>muh attendance

lol

WENGERRRRR

>Flounders

>shittle

now we need the pdx pony fuckers to finish them out on the weekend

>we

I'm a season ticket holder nigga when I'm talking home attendance I am we

haha :^)

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>toronto is 6 points ahead of rbny
>philly is tied with rbny

>Houston