"user, I think I'm finally ready to take the next step with you...

>"user, I think I'm finally ready to take the next step with you... but only if you tell me your nation's best kept secret."

Well?

no

No,sorry

New Zealand indirectly nuked Japan

pls moar

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I want the story behind that pic.

he renamed it

secretly impregnate her and tell her that we arn't actually a country

We are not actually apologetic

To anybody who asks, this pic is +10 years old and nobody ever knew the source or name.
You are welcome.

Id never betray Britain for vagina, after all we have slags on tap here as long as your not a turboautist

Meh.

we travel to other planets through an ancient device called the stargate

*gasses u*

"Brazil has less trannies than Thailand"

The only pussy this anglo needs is on the throne. ;~;7

Id never betray Canada for vagina, after all we have snowbunnies on tap here as long as your not a turboautist

"We're planning an invasion of Sweden".

yeah i'd tell her.

i would also maul her with a brick or something after we've fugged

Singapore is actually a Bogdanoff proto-colony.

no thanks I'm gay

JAPAN DENY war CRIME DESU

We are Jews

Deep inside we want to nuke half the world to scorched desert.

pavlova really was invented in new zealand

Not that secret, Yuri

we are still nadzi :DDD

>everybody knows that, user, that's not really a secret

We're not actually fat. Our BMI is just high because of all the bodybuilders here.

imgur.com/a/y5GTE

JFK shot first.

We have a plan to become the new USSR.

we plan to dam all the rivers and seas and let countries pay tol

Vegemite is not you think it is..

we are trap-loving homos

>secret