Official Manchester City vs Steaua Bucharest match thread 1

>City
Hart, Maffeo, Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernando, Toure, Delph, Nolito, Navas, Iheanacho

>Steaua
Who cares

Aggregate score: 5-0 City
City pretty much already secured qualification for Champions League group stages.

Starts in 1 bong

Can't wait for glorious Steaua twitter tears

>hart

yes hello

subs
>Gunn, Adarabioyo, Angelino, Fernandinho, Aguero, Sterling, Silva

The home crowd will surely be expecting another 4 or 5 tonight

Could come from Ihenaco

Holy shit this freak still posts?

>Hart
>Toure

Nice to see poop giving youth players a chance

>Maffeo

could be good

>Fernando, Delph

how are these guys still at the club

anyway, how is guardiola still falling for the kolarov cb meme

Delph has always put in solid performances and Fernando is a reliable hand

So is this Hart and Toure's goodbye game?

very typical of poop to play the shit players in decided home legs

im also a reliable hand, but that doesnt mean im not a shit footballer
fernando is a worse version of fernandinho

hope for the quality of the epl that gundogan gets fit

iheanacho and nolito will be on fire

Is Maffeo really the reason we didnt buy a new fullback? Is he THE future goat?

...

>fernando is a worse version of fernandinho
Yes but I personally feel his quality is acceptable, he's certainly had his good games and shown o what he is capable of

Nolito has been hot since he arrived, I think he'll take it slow tonight, only one or two goals

So this could be Hart's farewell game

Some interesting names on that subs bench

Reminder that Fernandinho is unironically our best player

Reminder that he is the best midfielder in the prem

Reminder that if we got him when he was a bit younger then yaya would've been sold off a long time ago

Adarabioyo deserves a start 2bh, Kolorov CB is a meme too far.

WHO ELSE
>DARE TO DREAM
TONIGHT?

Pep likes his white bois

>mfw can't decide whether to support gypsies or arabs

has fernandinho even had a bad game for us

What about wee joe?

Cabellero is white too, except he gets bonus points for speaking Spanish

Pep hierarchy
Starting XI tier
>Spanish speaking
>White

Bench tier
>Black Brazilian

Transfer listed tier
>English
>Black

just hope for severe injuries

is everyone ready to APOLOGISE to Yorkshire's based Delph?

The Englishman on fs1 is so butthurt about Joe Hart right now

He'll retire before he's 30

Ian Nacho sounds about 50

stop changing your trip cunt

>has fernandinho even had a bad game for us
Yes, he threw like 3 games in his first and second season by getting red carded

reminds me of that shit tip on bonfire night against CSKA, didn't he get sent off then as well?

Second yellow and yaya got sent off too

Got Doumbia'd hard tbf

Him and Yaya

Was in the stadium for that in the worst seats imaginable

Only thing that made it worthwhile was everyone shouting abuse at the ref who carded the wrong cska player to prevent one being sent off

>you now remember Dumb Beer to newcastle, honestly thought he would be a beast in the prem 2bh

Oil City with no history is about to get shocked by Big Bucharest Cock

shouldn't you be chatting shit on twitter m8

The clubs older than your gay arse country lmao

nice twitter

Wonder if wafer will get booed

>you now remember all the Bosnian shitposters on City's facebook/twitter page anytime he had a half decent game

Miss it desu

big money
small club

doing my daily squats

2 sets of 25 so far

How come betting ads are legal?

That shit's so much more damaging that alcohol

filtered

Stimulates the economy

There's no knock-on effect when it comes to harm

Gambling and alcohol both affect the user and the family but alcohol can affect even more people still like random people on the street

Thanks for remind

I do get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums on downtime though.

Oil Club older than country but still no Champions League trophies, unlike BIG CLUB Bucharest

HAHAHAHA Oil City couldn't fill up their Library like always

Is empty stadium a tradition to you the same way winning is to us?

Big clubs don't get thrashed 10-0 on aggregate

I always filter tripfag

Nobody cares what fan of a club with 0 (ZERO) champions league trophy thinks

Is Hart balding?

>That chumps league boo

BTFO

It's basically a friendly at this point

>still booed
lel

>that kid with the top knot
Jesus

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did they cut the anthem short lel?

Post yfw Hart scores 5 og and gets sent off

>Cutting the champions league anthem short

>putting your youth keeper in
Fucking hell bucharest

and pogba's on the bench

>post yfw Steaua scores 5 goals and cruises to a victory

>that attendance

At this point is just becoming sad

how many are there?

>player called kill-a-bitch

why is this allowed?

Dunno, just looking at the empty seats

IT'S A WEDNESDAY

I checked tickets yesterday, there are only around 1000 left

>IT'S A WEDNESDAY
Not an excuse

>giving the away side an entire slice of the south stand

never understand this desu

>game starts
>4chow crashes
classic chinkmoot

15,000 kek

Shitty can spend all the billions they want they'll still never have any fans

People have work tomorrow and there's also the fact that this game is meaningless, the fans expected a second string side to be deployed

Bullshit, most of the tickets are gone

been slow as peter crouch's nan for almost two hours mate

Tinpot fucking club

>be 5-0 down
>play ultra defensive

hate this meme, kiev did the same

>People have work tomorrow and there's also the fact that this game is meaningless, the fans expected a second string side to be deployed
This isn't how supporting a club works

hey guys im spending my two days off with you all!

fuck you smelly mansour

The state of that 0-0

what's worse
5-0 in first leg, park the bus and lose only 1-0 in the second leg
or 5-0 in first leg, go ultra attacking and lose 9-2 in second leg

GBBO will be better than this

at least with the second choice they get a name on the scoreboard

Nolito must be really excited to see the stadium full

>no sound from the refs whistle

>put Hart in goal
>he lets in 7 goals as a fuck you
please let it happen

>lelph

Top kek

pep on the sideline dancing like usher

>no more pellegrini sitting there looking like his dog just died

>rest half your team
>play both first team leftbacks
meme coach

>he makes great teams kidda, he has the footbal midas touch
>spends £170m+ on new players

>navas

>navas

>best two players so far were at the club and shit last season

>Owen Hargreaves talking about edging

This got lewd fast

so that £170m is wasted? lmao

>NANASHI NO STONES

liking >le scary vampire man lads

>Steaua playing in white and red
I mean I know they won the ECC in those colours and are honouring their success 30 years ago, but wearing your rival's colours after what happened last week is a bit odd.

yfw hart keeps his place by rapidly picking up and rolling the ball instead of playing it with his feet

>yaya plays one game
>does his hammy
lel