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馬雲 (Jack Ma) Edition


>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Resources for learning Uyghur:
lemountainsandthesea.wordpress.com/uyghur/
farwestchina.com/2014/04/ultimate-guide-to-learning-uyghur-language.html/
ccapprox.info/uyghurbooks/tomur.pdf

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
yes-chinese.com/tzg/

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youtube.com/watch?v=89mIE-rOxpk
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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>bankrolling electrification railways, running water entrepreunarial projects in Africa
>Share agricultural knowledge and send in architects to design optimal housing


Is China turning the whole continent into a vassal for the incoming war ?

支那豬

How do you say "I'm fine, how about you?" in Cantonese?

我好,你呢?
t. sort of canto speaker

>m-muh cantonese is so different from mandarin


唔該

>tfw 31 and poor

肏你妈,马云

It's called trade dummy

Did they not use jyuptping just so they could do this

fuk you

...

What a weird looking mofo

I've always thought he looks like a lego minifigure.

Maybe in your country with a lot of oportunities and support from the gov, but in this fuckin' shit hole, it's fucking difficult to start a bussines , since you have to pay too many taxes and nobody support you, all people like to work alone and they are fucking lazy.
I wanted to climb the ladder to overcome this shitty poornes, and now i'm poorer than when i started

好的?

你可以賣毒品

This guy is SO fucking ugly.
But he is SO fucking rich that he can still fuck 98% of the women on earth, even the really hot ones.
(1% too ugly even for him, 1% too honest to be a gold digger)

It isn't ok
Too many drug dealers already, i dont want to be burnt alive or beheaded

Yeah, have you tried el cocaino

youtube.com/watch?v=89mIE-rOxpk

>that fucking horrible pinstripe suit
>that cheap as fuck looking shitty tie
>that awful kiddie knot
>that fuckhuge collar


He thinks he looks like a million bucks but he is nothing more than a manchild playing dress up to hide the fact that he is an underachiever stuck in China for lack of better opportunities.

Is Guangzhou south or east china?

Some dumb kraut and leaf are bickering on cum

Southern

South

Why are you so jelly?

>be an IT monkey in South Africa
>move to China
>realize you can't compete with local IT workers
>get a job teaching English
>somehow find a way to teach English to doctors moving to the West
>have basically no money, spending it on motorcycles and shit
>probably plowed through dozens of Chinese women, and also was briefly married to a whore
>now somehow end up with a literal 9/10 doctor wife
>now makes Youtube videos for a living full-time

Yeah, I'd be jelly, too.

how do you into this type of cuckery

What a shitty quote. Here is a better one.

If you are poor at 25 you deserve it.

God Ma knows what's up, you don't

吃飽了嗎?

早安
您好

早上好,新加坡先生!!!

>use zh
>call it "juh"
why does pinyin do this

wat

How do I say positive things about china without everyone "t. Zhang"ing me?

What else were you expecting lad

add pictures of sexy asian girls so they'll think you're just a guy with yellow fever

t. Zhang

Get a proxy

Alien-head Jack Ma is overrated.

Li Ka-Shing is the best sino businessman.

>Ka-Shing
>billionaire

You can't make this up!

>tfw to smart to be asian

Canto speakers, is 冇回答 a valid way to say "no answer"? As in a person not replying.

>be me
>be yellow fever
>speak japanese at maybe N5 level
>everything enjoyable that isn't American is japanese
>live in area with no japanese presence
>know not one word of chinese
>know nothing about chinese culture or customs
>but be surrounded by chinese people
What is it I don't know about chinese that would make me love them just as much as I do japanese?

Japanese culture is a pathetic ripoff of Chinese culture
The first Animes were invented in early years of Qin Shi Huang

See

ayy lmao

>mou zik bak dei goei so soei han ngo lei joeng

nice fucking language you have there cantocucks

Anime is for dweebs anyway. Who is the superior chinese progenitor of YMO?

court musicians in the dali kingdom

They had synthesizers and 808s?

yes KORG is just using old techniques invented by Chinese way back

forget about japan
country is fucking shit
people are fake as fuck and autistic on top of that
food is overrated meme shite (>m-muh rice with raw fish, muh fresh natural ingredients)
meanwhile the average jap diet is deep fried shit and instant broths
anime is degenerate as well as the majority of their popular culture

it is about time you see the light

Cantonese > Hokkien > Taiwanese Manadarin > Other Mandarin

Cantonese is a meme language like pig latin

vocaroo.com/i/s16voATz5Mwe

KYS racist

>it's another butthurt Malaysian Chinese virgin episode

...

I don't hate chinese, I just hate communism. In fact I don't hate anyone by race except for jews and koreans. Isn't that normal?

he is just mad because white guys can fug asians but he has yet to get a white chick in bed
ignore him

Says the loser who goes for ugly asians

THIS IS THE FACE OF WMAF

she is fucking beautiful and i would marry her

WMAF IS RACISM

proving my point yet again

Pathetic white scum

It's the white guy's fault that chinese never wear makeup? I could teach her how to paint her face like a corean whore. Then what?

what a beautiful and happy couple
meanwhile you are so bitter and lonely that you actually save their pictures to feel better about yourself as you mock them for being content with their lives

Just embrace the Zhang

BUT THEY'RE ARGUMENT IS A FALLACY

Every girl is a HB SB

kek
just give her 1 yuan don't be stingy

t. pays for sex

2017 PROTIP:

If you're not spamming the FUCK out of that new laughing tears facepalm wechat emoji you won't get a good dicking no more.

I mean I'd rather pay directly than go through having to pay for dinner and buy them something

You do know that these bitches get so much fucking money right? Even if its 1 yuan, the guys get thirsty and they give more and more.

Pic related, one of the girls that showed me the ropes and with her 'beauty' could get loads of money from horny guys.

This is considered a 10/10 in china ...
She did had a fat ass though

>fake ass plastic whore

yeah she's pretty much a professional hooker anyway

if you want to say 'hes not replying'

唔該晒

ur mum is a meme

how does it feel to know that your brain space is wasted on a dieing dialect?

gotta 吃青春饭

What does laowhy86's monkey do all day?

Maybe she wants to give you money? I've had plenty of girls send me red envelopes for no reason...

After 5 minutes of talking? Nah

They're the only ones who charge prices the Africans can afford

That the Chinese are just as weeaboo as you

Pinyin can be fucked up.
At least in my opinion.

But then again,it's nice to have a standard system.

Be a mother

ur mum is pig

2047 bud enjoy the ride while it lasts

>talking about minority language situation in China
I like to talk about things I don't know jack shit about too
(Respect to the exception)

Wew lads, looks like I'm headed to Guizhou to visit my friend this summer. Hopefully I'll be able to visit some other places as well.

Well one you will have to learn Chinese. Two Chinese people like moe so you can bond over that. Just visit bilibili.com and see what I mean. You can also learn about ancient China and maybe you can see it the same way you probably see ancient Japan.

Can't be done mate. However, like the other user said, attaching pics of sexy girls to everything you post can't hurt.

lol

I think she is beautiful relativity.

She's hot as fuck my man. You just gotta know not every woman is marriageable

>hot as fuck
Yeaaah right

>wish you were my student [drool emoji]

Has this literally ever worked on a non-prostitute?

A speaker count just under the population of the UK is hardly dying.

你回中國好啊

I still got Zhanged