Is Norway a banana republic?

Is Norway a banana republic?

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Yes.

Erna rules with an iron fist, pls help us!

Literally who

literally who

Yes
T. Banana republic pro

Yes

t. not bitter neighbor

are you implying russia exports bananas?

>hurrdurr Norwegians are oil nigges they don't deserve dem monies
>dey be just stupid fisher cave men lmao

As a Norwegian-American man I would like to confront this preposterous claim by posting this human capital index, that essentially proves that Norway is NOT a banana republic

>As a Norwegian-American man

Come on now.

Same bananas as Norway

There's no doubt that norwegians aren't one of the highest educated and effective workers in the world. They are nordic after all.

Difference is all of their success before hand has been built on getting lucky and striking oil, thus making all their achievements by definition of lesser value than for example a country the population of which dragged itself out of crippling poverty with nothing but hard work to the number one position of your list :^)

does the country manufacture bananas?
is it a big part of your exports?

if yes to both then yes, it's a banana republic.
if no then obviously not.

it isn't that difficult.

We are an oil monarcy.
Get it right nigger.
We have no bananas

If Sweden didn't civilize you mongols you'd still be living in houses of sticks and dung, much like the native tribes of Africa.

Then who civilized you?

Certainly Norway is not the cradle of civilization. You were only civilized before us due to proximity to core-Europe.

>does the country manufacture bananas?

No, Norway is not Argentina

Rude

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No but the USA is.

yes

Denmark

It would be Venezuela tier if it wasn't sucking yankee cock

a petro welfare capitalist state

>his country doesn't export black fluid bananas, air bananas and banana accessories

>Brazil not 1st

fake

hot

Actually no, our economic reforms which started in the 20s-30s set our course, we didn't gain much on oil until the 80s, by then we were already "rich", and relative to Nordic GDP we were always at the same level.
While oil has taken over our industry completely nowadays, does not mean it was always like that.

>Then who civilized you?

Norwegians are the descendants of the transdimensional beings known as the Bogdanov-twins, thus, our knowledge far exceeds that of any mortal being, making us something akin to deities among men.

Our understanding transcends both space and time and that we've graced this earth with our presence is the manifestation of civilization itself.

She's the prime minister
She's been in politics for over a decade, and still hasn't shown any indication that she's trying to stop eating bad children

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Proof that Belgium is not a real country.

>black fluid bananas, air bananas and banana accessories


at least you have variety, we only export banana rocks

No. Norway is the best country in the world by almost all standards.

they cant build roads
or a decent connection throughout their cuntry

The average norwegian was richer then the average nordic for most of the time the last 200 years.

Who would you like to replace her? All of your parties are basically terrible. You're like the England of Nordics.

nrk.no/norge/_-dette-er-nasjonalisme-med-et-smil-1.13240653

This guy I suppose?

It really pisses me offf when first wolrders think they have it rough.

>All of your parties are basically terrible.
That's rich coming from a Swede.

Hadia 2017

>Sylvi 2017*
Fixed that for you.

Lot of threads about Norway recently.
What gives?

I know you have it tough, but we just don't think of you as people. Not as in "we think of your tragedies as statistics" or anything. We just don't believe that you are humans. You're some kind of snake-people. And not the sexy kind, the bad kind.

Norway is always topical :)

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Finnish guy speaks about their culture:
youtube.com/watch?v=FdhMHRQdh0Y

>Arnt Rune Flekstad*
Fikset

I can see the irony, but you do seem to have a pretty bad selection.

Really made me think.

As much as I wish it wasn't so, all the Nordic countries have generally bad choices.
At best it's one major issue and everything else is just minor between the parties, instead of multiple things they want to change, or ideologies.

Why is he here, can't he go be drunk in a finnish sauna instead of littering our streets?
saatana

Åll luk the same

Racist.

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Yes, fucking kuffar pigs denying me my rights as an ethnic Norwegian Muslim citizen.

assalamu alaykum but wallah death to norway my main men

Source?

t. literally interested in seeing the source, as you saved the image as a 10x10 jpeg and it's unreadable as is.

All western countries are fragile meme countries and will all drown in the coming flood

wikipedia i believe

Norway IS a banana republic.
Our economy is diversified, but 100% dependant on oil due it being oil for almost 4 decades now.

The thing is: If we tried to diversify, we could do it.
But nobody wants to touch that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Norway#Economic_structure_and_sustained_growth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_Netherlands#/media/File:2014_Netherlands_Products_Export_Treemap.png

Yes

Can't grow bananas here m8

"hehe"

Takes one to know one, eh?

>Thread against Norway
>Americans rush to defend

>Thread against Americans
>Norway one of the few to defend

How does this always happen?

Yes D:

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