Is an cute bunny an athlete?

Is an cute bunny an athlete?

Bunnies aren't cute, they're cockroaches of the mammal world.

not gonna like, that bunny is adorable.

It's a meal

Doesn't really strike me as an athlete. And sadly, this .

The Olympics are about more than just athletic competition

imagine picking it up by its back legs and slamming it into the pavement over and over

be mental that

Majority of Sup Forums wouldn't be able to jump over that

speak for yourself retard

You forgot the obligatory benis in dead bunny bagine :DDD

if you put a very small british man on it he could win the olympics.

>tfw my dogs tore my neighbor's bunny in half when it ran into our property
I buried it and never told her

just what is it that makes bunnies so cute?

You did a good thing user

:(

This tbqh

>cockroaches aren't cute

CUTELYMPICS

Bunny is not a athlete, bunny is an food.

hello

do not bull bunny

thanks you

>fat ugly rat
>cute

Foh clown

>cockroaches aren't cute

If say civilization was to break down, rabbit is the most bountiful and obtainable protein source outside of maybe a squirrel most places. Put them in a nice broth, some potatoes.

Everything.

THICC

Is this part of French culture?

You can't eat rabbit solely though, there's not much fat or anything to get nutrition from, just protein.

It's called rabbit starvation. Happens mainly in cold climates with not a lot else to eat. I watched that Survivorman episode as well.

>all these edgy replies ITT

kys faggots

As well as the obvious physical traits, I think it's their natural inquisitiveness and sociability. They're perfect as a first pet too, as long as you give them plenty of space in a secure pen or garden and don't lock them away in a cage for years like a cunt.

I had two as a kid, remember them fondly ;_; I don't have any qualms about eating rabbit though.

I was talking about how tasty rabbits are. You're probably too cowardly to kill and eat your own food.

Out of all flags, yours is the most likely to trip over and fall on your fat ass, no offence

>not haiti

Heard you were talking shit

my two lil athletes

whachu say boi

cute

Only extra cute bunnies are athletes

mhm

also, all athletes need good rest

That's disgusting I'm physically repulsed.

Heard it first bitch

but why

Sleep tight bunbuns

Taters? whats taters, precious?

Looks like someones never read watership down

they are cute.

i have a lifetime supply of avacadoes to go with

Rate this athlete.

Les Stroud > British bite snakes head off man

Aww :3

Rabbits lay eggs so no they cannot be athletes.

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Why does he need the backpack?

Just back from training.

TELL ME ABOUT BUN, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BAG

criminally underrated post

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Remember when Michael Jackson used to keep Carl Lewis on a leash, and he'd crawl on all fours and jump really high if Michael tugged on the leash and said, "Jump"?
The 80's were awesome.

They're barely about athletic competition. They are about scamming the host country/city out of as much money as possible, that's what they are really about.
I've seen it first-hand in four different cities.

yes

Going places.

Opinions?

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maybe would yeah meh damn
ok no naw nein
eh cute teeth maybe ok

Also never just buy a single bunny
Keeping a bunny alone should be forbidden by law. They need other bunnies around our they'll get lonely.

To keep his tiny little lunchbox in.

>when you go for a walk and after the legions of squirrelshitters you see daily you finally spy a cute bunno

Honest to God there is no greater feeling in my daily life, these creatures bring me so much joy I stop and look at them and they look back at me and they don't run away like deer cocksuckers.