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link to strawpoll please

Wake up fat ameriposter, it's all over.

strawpoll.me/10548971

creamy boncho

what's next for mcmeme

how do i achieve 6 months of natty calisthenics mode lads

post more mcgoobs

fightin midgets

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Body weights you goof, don't you know that in 6 months you can LITERALLY be Mr. Olympia.

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reminder that you aren't a fightfan unless this is your alarm clock sound

youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw

in 6 months you can be 200lbs ripped
Literally just takes a little EFFORT you fat slobs

this fucking spergin shitskin

>Get btfo for saying Ido's body is unattainable
>Literally start posting Overeem to compensate as if it's even the same discussing

I'm weeping at how mad you spergs are.

>Unironically thinking Ido Portal's physique would qualify for a Mr. Olympia
>This is how clueless you are

Overweight mentality too strong

honestly who gives a fuck

>Ido Portal is 200 lbs

Wew shift them goal posts further Nigel.

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BUILD THE WALL

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FACT: skinny fat is the most powerful race in the world

He should bulk and fight cm punk next

this desu

Weren't you heading out to the gym buddy?

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You have at least 2 Americans calling you autistic.

>doesn't know how to check for samefag

Mexico stuck in 2006

why would Cerrone NOT go to bellator?

3 fights and he has enough beer money to last him a couple months

Don't you get it, this is his mental gym right here

the world is his gym buddy

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unfortunately half of diaz """""fans""""" are just anti-mcgregor fans. They can all fuck off. Most of the real Diaz fans fucking loved the fight and were pretty accepting of the decision.

Shart in the mart kiddie, i'm not about to waste mental energy making long posts against that kid i'd rather just copy paste the same paragraph.

>mfw

hnnnnngg muh dik

>yfw mom says computer time is up

she'll dew nuttin

>Being so fat you think a lean Ido looks like a roided out 250 lbs Alistair Overeem

Sad!

why are we posting traps

TUF Latino tonight on Fight Pass. Anyone else gonna watch and shitpost with me? It promises to be spicy.

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

>implying ido is lean
lmao bud i think you're the fat one

Well, what are you waiting for, bootstraps up son, this is just 6 months bodyweight workouts.

>waste mental energy
>that meme face

kek, you're done.

I won't

>Ido Portal looks like John Cena and Overeem

Wew bud quit being a keyboard warrior and hit the gym.

youtube.com/watch?v=8JUtf-tva6M

someone but subs or dub this with conor

nobody is posting traps except for you user

that's a problem if true

You're trying too hard now, it was funny but randomly mentioning John Cena to strawman kinda ruined it, suspension of disbelief that somebody is that stupid desu

6 months maybe if you're a fatass piece of shit, i could attain that physique in 1-2 weeks of light dumbell work.

Speaking of Rory moving to Bellator: just watched Bendo vs. Koreshkov and poor bastard almost got killed there and now I am excited for Rory vs. Koreshkov, I feel like they have pretty similar striking style, but Rory might wrestlefuck him for 5 rounds.

Me and the 6 month squad, we lit senpai desu

That's not a trap.

that has a penis?

wtf

>casual fag

pls stop talking about shit you don't understand

thanks, /heem/

you now remember that rory quit in his fight at 194 and also quit the ufc

>randomly mentioning John Cena

That was the Mexican though >suspension of disbelief that somebody is that stupid desu

Yes you and the Mexican are horrifically stupid and misinformed. Sadly it's not all trolling.

I look like that after a 6 day cut, fatty.

they all look natty except for ido

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diet >>>> training

Shhh, don't let the fatass hear you, he'll say the stupidest shit possible for over an hour while pretending he's at the gym.

Can't believe the retard is still posting after saying he was going to the gym and how we were all fat.

>s-stop y-you fucking c-casual i'm posting in between sets!!!

mirin that wingspan on the far left

Lazy skinnyfat cunt detected.

>Mfw

I've read that Rory's got a pretty badly messed up back. Hope he does well in Bellator though, maybe the less strict drug testing will let Rory rehabilitate his back/soul.

>Being so fat you think Ido Portal looks like John Cena and Overeem who are both over 250 lbs

If you lost all that face fat you'd be able to see clearly

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skinny fat is the optimal body type for extraordinary cardio, truly the most powerful race in the world

If dedicated, the skilled non-autistic man can achieve such a body in roughly 6 months with the right (non spic) diet and training.

He was behind 6 months rent.

roid rage in action

what did this poor piglet do?

>Hollister shirt

This is Eastern Europe, isn't it?

What about a skilled autistic man? Asking for a friend.

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>Everyone who isn't fat like me is on steroids

no chance, that's what you've got

the supreme skinny fat literally couldnt even muster up the strength to hurt the manlet king.

manlet > lanklet/skinny fats

no way he'd be that upset over 6 months, it's more likely 24 months.

But the autism can be channeled into the pursuit of fitness, can't it?

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He refused to trane and made excuses for being fat on an anonymous anime imageboard.

sure, you can do anything*

why is this a meme now after conor diaz?

literal hear this IRL a lot from diaz fans
'everybody is on steroids but i don't train and eat icecream and donuts every day'

Upcoming events:

8/26: Bellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid
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9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
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9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

News:

>Rory to Bellator
mmafighting.com/2016/8/24/12625654/rory-macdonald-close-to-finalizing-contract-with-bellator-mma

>Le leglock man returns
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/englands-ian-entwistle-meets-rob-font-at-ufc-204-in-manchester

>JJ-Rumble?
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/anthony-johnson-vs-jon-jones-title-eliminator-ufc-boss-dana-white-thinking-about-it

do you think they tag team their gf's with each other behind closed doors?

manlets btfo

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Thanks!

Dana lookin joocy

SIX

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yeah

Could ""she"" beat Nunes