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he edition

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hmmm

salt and vinegar are the PENGEST crisps end of story

the man who does it for free strikes again

do you think the irish have a culture

WATCH OUT
HE'S ABOUT

isn't doing a job for no money technically slavery?

a potato is not culture

aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

feeling frightened
he'll snatch you up

...

no it's volunteering

slavery is involuntary

janitor more like janigger haha

Oddly enough I know this feel

clever file name runt

Haha. Literally just got a WhatsApp voice message from my Korean interpal gf. It was her mum speaking in broken English.

What is this life?

janitor didn't do that, ive been permabanned for literally nothing, haven't even made an off-topic post today

gettin a new phone today lads

why would anybody voluntarily delete threads on cambodian cottonweaving forum?

just booked a prozzie for later
the mix of sperg nerves and what i think is adrenaline is surpridingly similar to the feeling of cocaine

Randy actually had a pretty decent physique sans the huge gut. Nawmsaaayn?

hope you break your neck

haha

Not every file name must be a joke you autist.

HE DOES IT BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY AMOUNT OF POWER AND CONTROL HE WILL EVER HAVE IN HIS PATHETIC LIFE

it is, it's just the lack of them that's the problem

is there a /brit/ minecraft server

youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

yeah

clever retort you runt

>He doesn't like cheese and onion

Our beatles are better than your rollin' stones....

cheese and onion are only #3 or #4ish

gross
tru

Yellow fever user

got blue balls haha
No I can't clear it out because I'm going out later and I'll feel tired and shitty

smile like you mean it

cheese & onion are the best desu

yea pm'd it to you have fun

What's 2nd then big man?

Ah yes, (((Russell Brand)))

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4188414/Russell-Brand-won-t-force-gender-daughter.html

Onions taste horrible...
Like bitter mixed with hell

ranch

Lads is it acceptable to make myself a cup of tea in the airbnb flat if the owners are out so I can't ask them if I can? They never explicitly said I couldn't

he'll be first on the cross

getting drunk, smoking weed and listening to black man music tonight lads

you*

Stop embarrassing yourself

Onion is amazing, raw or prepared. its only downside is you can't eat too much or you get runty breath

dumbass faggot, people are fucking crazy about gender nowadays. Yoi can like pussies or dick, but there are only two genders, fuck off

wife is going into labour

Very excited and nervous

You should let Jamaal know she's about to have his baby

sex and gender are different

worst poster in this thread by far

She's gonna "do" it awsome

>dumbass faggot
fuck off yank

good luck

doing that rn minus the alcohol

also playing some cities skylines

stupid move, they'll never get elected

...

not in the crisp flavour though it tastes nice

hope its a stillborn

have a gander at my gender

Haha. Literally just got a WhatsApp voice message from my Korean interpal gfs mum.

What is this life?

You're not making the world better by bringing more fucking cabbages to the planet

Stop polluting the earth with your goddamn kids

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quality

>very excited and nervous

its the largest party in europe, she'll be fine

I hope not, I'm looking forward to being a stepfather

vocaroo it

doing a having a go

Hayd

do you think posting it again will make any of us give a shit?

I said that to the guy in the news, not you.
in spanish are the same thing, can yoj explain it to me?

nice

*grime beat kicks in out of nowhere*

OI, LISTEN!

(I KNOW YOU GONNA DIG THIS)

At... Yo....
Listen up little nigga smell my bits,
Eat my black knob like a Twix,
Snapchat pingin, so many women,
I'm eating their arse like grits.

Yo, I'm from the LD6,
Come up to my end you get bricked,
Crusin in that German whip,
Nigger nigger nigger take a sip.

*beat cuts off*

Lad... OI... You can't say that word.

>What word?

Nigger. You can't say nigger lad, you fucking mad an ting?

>But you say it all the time.

Bruv, you're white. You can't be coming up in here saying nigger what the fuck is wrong with you? Now fuck off senpai if I see you round here again, imma finna lay you out you get me?

>Mate... Haha... NIGGER!!! HAHAHA.

*runs off*

A guy at work went out of the office to take a phonecall and came back looking very distressed and then left

So awkward when that happens hate it

youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

Truth has been revealed lads.

The end times and the final conflict of the transcendence of humanity has begun.

Are you the yellow fever user or the one with Jinsol?
If so I'm gonna cuck you

sex is what you're born as but gender is what you choose to identify as

not a sausage

hope you don't think for a moment I'll actually be looking at any of this drivel

*breaking glass*
*sound of sheep getting shagged*

Group WhatsApp is absolutely bulging with banter this afternoon, pinging off left right and centre with witty remarks and plans for the weekend

I haven't taste them yet, I have to try

>Nigger nigger nigger take a sip.

Back to tumblr

All women worldwide should be limited to one child

Congratulations to your wife and her boyfriend

fuck off deano

Right behind you

how do I join the cult of elon musk

notice how it has like 1.5 million views in 24 hours and it's not even on the youtube trending page because he exposes googles plan to upload our consciousnesses onto their supercomputer

>it's not "your welcome" it's "you're welcome"

fucking hell lads...might need to have a lie down

how long did this take you to fathom

how did you pass your gcse

for how long?

We have to transcend on our own terms, not theirs.

40 years

Ok, in some ID's here is tge section of sex, is written gender.
Thag's why I said it's basically the same. Thanks dude

Peng ting.

sex is what you're born as and gender is a synonym
"what you choose to identify as" means diddly squat