>Draco asks Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic to shut down gossip that a Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius.
>Draco asks Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic to shut down gossip that a Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius.
>Draco asks Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic to shut down gossip that a Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius.
Nah, it says Scorpius is Draco's son, but there is some "very beautiful and mysterious silver and blue haired chick" who happens to be Voldemort and Bellatrix's daughter... There is some time travel involved and different timelines and alternative universes. Result: a mashup of every literal fucking fanfiction that has been written since 2000.
Isaiah Ortiz
So Voldemort went forward in time to a point after he'd been killed to knock up Dracos bitch, then went back in time knowing when and how he'd die just to die?
Why not just fucking jump forward to a point harry is dead and be rule the world then?
Samuel Price
>yfw My Immortal plotlines in the play
Ayden Jones
Weren't time turners "broken" when they got caught in that continuous time vortex or w/e it is
Jacob Smith
Oh, he does that too, kek
James Lewis
>That SA thread >People pay to post on that forum
Jack Cruz
So... when are we going to watch this play leaked? Can anybody please bring a camera to it? :)
Ayden Ortiz
>Those avatars
Fucking cancer.
Lucas Scott
rowling fucked up in book 1 anyway for not making draco malfoy a girl. instead of harry banging a used up ginger whore he could have had a 10/10 aryan slytherin tsundere girl.
>7 books of serious sexual tension between harry and femdraco >femdraco being the ultimate tsundere >getting in to fights with harry, insulting like male draco did in the books, they dont have to change those parts. >but when femdraco gets to bed she cant stop thinking about harry when she touches her self, and she hates her self for it. >in the last book when draco has his redemption part, make it so that she and harry kiss when harry saved her. >instead of another retard weasley kids harry can have superior potter/malfoy children. >every night when he gets home from his job at the ministery he gets to bang his 10/10 wife pic related.
Easton Allen
Might as well just adapt My Immortal, because Tara Gilesbie is a better writer than JK Rowling at this point
Parker Garcia
>Different timelines and universes So Rowling is copying WOT then?
Lincoln Green
is there any trans kin in this motion play picture kino?
Joseph Gonzalez
who the fuck would want to fuck draco in in the first place. jesus
Adrian Diaz
It never occurred to me but this would have greatly improved the book. A sissy boy is nowhere near as good a protagonist a massive cunty bitch
Cooper King
Why are her legs so tiny? Rest of it is good but that ruins it
Jordan Martin
voldemort cucked that rabastan lestrange dude
Levi Cruz
>can have superior potter/malfoy children. potter is hapa
Blake Ward
>Television & Film
Jeremiah Roberts
>bane the centaur
Lucas Richardson
Fuck off
Parker Murphy
But /lit/ would laugh at them, that's why they come to shitpost here
Hudson Howard
y-yeah...
Ayden Foster
Why? /lit/ agrees with them and has become very pleb in the recent months
Why does our pleb as fuck game of thrones janny keep pandering to this Sup Forums scum?
