Post theater porn

Post theater porn

That's ugly as shit and pointless, the lights go off when the movie (the important part) comes on anyway
I bet they skimped on the seats as well so you're not even as comfortable as in a theatre with non-garish lighting

>tfw I got banned for bombing

Looks uncomfortable as fuck even if cute.

>your fucking back after 2 hours

>boats everywhere
>lines to grab everywhere
>still wearing a lifejacket

Are the life vests really necessary here?

>only women and one cuck wearing them

>tfw you forget to take your boat to the cinema

what are the watching the Titanic?

What about hot tubs instead of boats?

The gay shit is this? The Alienware of theaters?

>Capt... bbbbRRRRBBBBbblurbbbblurb... we need t... blurbBLURBBBBBRRBBB...

no one is even looking at the screen

This guy is. He's waiting for the film to start while the normies chat it up.

after the movie ends, scuba divers need to clean up the trash on the bottom of the pool

good catch user

How fucking fat are you that you can't sit for 2 hours without your back hurting?

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>watching a movie out doors on a screen that small

>steps taking up prime viewing space

They aren't there for the movie
In war the last thing you want is to be like your enemy, sometimes you shouldn't even respect your enemy, but you should always understand them
You must come to understand the normie user, it's the only way

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It has no anvil valet, but it's a great place to watch cinema.

There's a new Kinonasium opening up soon in my area with proper Anvil treatment after many complaints, so the flick shed in pic related will probably be closed down.

Although there's a rigorous exam to be allowed in and you must have Kinosurance (mine's $850 bi-weekly), I'm pretty hyped for it.

Fuck those seats look uncomfortable.

What about comfy home theaters?

>They aren't there for the movie
But that small screen... How could anyone think that was a good idea in such a big space for a crowd to watch off that?

It's like it's designed to take you attention away from the movie.

>no crab leg shells on the ground
>no anvils to be seen
>no cinema jesters
>no popcorn lights to indicate whether, by law, you can start eating popcorn
>not one single falcon
>no cinema warlord demanding bribes
>no room for the cinema shooter to make a dramatic entrance
>no trap door to the butter mines
>cinema jail and cinema clinic nowhere to be seen
>no signs indicating whether singles are allowed
>no booth for penis inspection
>no proper shower and sauna facilities

What the fuck kind of shit flick center is that

There is not a single good cinema where I live.

All have outdated technology and the audio is terrible. They think that having it very loud makes it better and that the subwoofers rattling around is good.

And tickets are still 22bucks.

I need to move near an IMAX cinema.

>Going to the hottubcinema alone
what a legend,
I would never have the courage to do that...

kek
I love Sup Forums memes! :D

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Ive stopped going to this gimmick cinema, everytime I go some twat knifes my dingy and I have to buy a new iPhone the next day

It was me, James.

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That's how the indie theater nearby is. Ruined the experience of watching The Assassin.

>Wonkaland

Fucking noveau riche, I swear to god.

my peanus weanus :D

Plebs. You can use the life vest as a seat cushion.

Wtf, 22 bucks for a ticket. In my local cinema tickets for movies that aren't 3D, cost only around 8 bucks (even less if you are a student).

Haha nice! :)

my gf has a great home theater her dad made. Literally the most fun ever since her dad and her brother are hilarious and we all watch movies together and its like the family I never had.

lol she broke up with me though so I literally have no one in my life right now except for anonymous posters on some gay anime website

>go to the hottubcinema alone
>every hottub filled with couples and normies
>crammed into the singles hottub with a bunch of other greasy neckbeards
>not even hot
>water is clearly weeks old, starting to form algae
>ask the hottub attendant if I can order some popcorn
>"No eating in the tubs"
>ok

all me

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Ain't the upper seats way too high? And if you have that much money why don't make a bigger screen? Also, the audio seems like shit. Fuck I hate rich people.

10/10 even though showers are enough for me. I'm a minimalist type of guy,

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what is the fucking point

Sure looks like a good time

Your fffffucking phone...

My local cinema is a total shit hole. It stinks of piss, there is a massive dirty line right down the middle of the screen and, weirdly, the glare from the exit signs is seriously distracting. Best to just grab a YIFY

sauce?
google image search is not very detailed

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>not knowing who Rayveness is

your age is showing. i think that was her last scene before quitting and becoming a jesus freak.

>Rayveness gets nut juiced at the porn theatre
cheers, mate!

Jaws

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>nothing to lean back against for a 90+ minute movie

Great idea

Why is the picture mirrored.

Just set up the pillows+lifejacket against the rear bench and cuddle with your gf user

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The screen is too high. If it was more lower, in the center, then it would be indeed pretty comfy.

lol tourists are so easy to spot now that cinemaposting is becoming less and less

Not bad, but there are lights shining directly on the screen everywhere and I see no rear, surround speakers. Kind of pleb-tier. Fire place is gay, too.

So if you know the meme you can't laugh?

>somebody posts the barebones of the meme
>BETTER GET OUT MY REACTION FOLDER AND PICK A LAUGHING FACE AND DO THE CAPTCHA

nah

>captcha
>he doesn't have Sup Forums gold

Those fucking mad men.

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Would wait until nightfall and watch spaghetti westerns at

I've been to a theater that looks just like this one. The one I went to is called the Big D Experience though. No, I'm not joking. Look it up.

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Looked it up expecting gay pron bait. I was, fortunately, disappointed..

>tfw posted a pic from cell phone time from my in home theater with projector slide paused on pic related doing the "a okay" emoji
>tfw can't find pic related anywhere

Before anyone asks, yes my family is filthy fucking rich and I won't have to work a single day in my life (I still got my masters and am employed because I am not a lazy cretin)

Also, I would advise against playing video games in the theatre because its a fucking pain to set up and because get motion sickness

Nice blog fag.

there has to be a crablegs joke in there somwhere

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you sound like a faggot.

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