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radical centrism edition

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what do you expect her to do, suck it up her nose?

what kind of experience does one need for entry into a management type position?

where were you when tony blair saved the labour party?

after you reach the age of 70, doctors have secret instructions to help kill you off to decrease the pension and healthcare burden on the State. That's why so many people die in hospital of superbugs and things.

listening in

convince me to wank pls

post sexy maisie pics

quite a fan of this development

Aussies on /brit/ are such kiss arse little teaboo suckup worms, desperate for our approval

i love it

@70752902
Fuck off

i haven't even bothered with tinder because it means taking a photo of myself and I'm the opposite of photogenic

I think something like "Your profile has nothing on it whatsoever so tell be a bit about yourself"

if she put her facebook, twitter or instagram on her profile, message her on there and say you matched on tinder

>if she put her facebook, twitter or instagram on her profile, message her on there and say you matched on tinder
no
why the fuck would you do this

>suck it up
standard procedure in germany ya?

newer student halls are top notch

a fair amount, but it's advisable to not lose weight too fast as you can damage yourself doing that

I'm not photogenic either, at least not when I pose. I look better "in action".

She mentioned her job so I may just ask her about that.

Hello, Pajeet

can't imagine what it's like to have a willy

My gf is a med student and this is NOT true stop lying pls

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

literally had pizza every day for 3 months when i started uni

"Born and educated in this country, I glory in the name of Britain"

Our George did nothing wrong 2bh

Never had a dream come true
Til the day that I got a (You)

...

Came in for a shower but all I've done since I closed the bathroom door is sit on the bog and shart.

Back on your knees, Brucie

makes sense. the chancellor is laughing all the way to the bank when someone dies not long into retirement

>medical student

pretty sure i said doctor

imagine actually being right wing

imagine

gazza and jonesy pranked me at work again earlier haha

herding the sheep

anyone followup? did she get an infection

Hmm, yes, very interesting

*surreptitiously cancels pension plan*

don't see the point in pensions

aren't people meant to earn lots of money when they work
and then they have that money to live with once they're old enough?

or is this just a poor people thing?

Meet me outside Lancashire lad, im gonna hook you one in the gabba m8

When was the last time you read a book?

i can see a penis

lol forgot i just had wotsits and took a dick pic for /brit/ . willy fr crumbs now :(

yeah
just imagine......

for a free and just society

Will the Commonwealth finally become relevant in our life time again, or is it truly ded?

hmmmmmmmm

2 days ago

Just imagine living in somewhere that isn't Yorkshire, god it must be grim

Currently reading War and Peace. Read Hiroshima before that.

You?

isn't yorkshire full of south asians

wish mum would hurry up with the sausages ffs

most delivery companies deliver until like 9pm

kirstin dunst lookin primo in fargo s2

dem outfits

Cute chubby half Chink girl from work keeps messaging me

Doing a hmmmmmmm

commonwealth is not even slightly relevant, nobody outside of britain except old cunts and young autists care about it

read all the time

can't believe there are fully grown adults who don't read

cringing

I don't read, because I'm not a gay nerd.

can't imagine people not being like me

is she cute?
has she got chebs?
if yes to both, smash

Rude

DINNER IS FINISHED

don't EVER get involved with someone from work

Business idea: build a global high speed rail network for freight

found a 1910 penny

dunno we need to find a way to remove the pakis first

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHAT

Shantn't hadneth handt dunnened thart, lads

cleanup on aisle six, hop to it lad

>women: no employment
>brothels: legal
>escorts: legal

so you'll be shagging blokes?

Did a reply in the wrong thread, so I did.

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Even better, he smokes weed, drinks whiskey and talks about interdimensional paedophile vampires demons that are feeding the elites with ideas to create a technocracy in which humanity is left behind by merging with a supreme AI

Shit, I didn't know reading made me one.

In the wise words of Werner Herzog: "Read. Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read Read".

nice

>tfw last name is Hammond
>live in an """Anglo"""" country
>mfw non Angl*s ask me how to pronounce my last name
Unironically happened in a job interview, fucking sad t b h

so cute

really want to rub noses with her

WTF WTF WTF WTF

bit gay

>JOHNSON'S® NO MORE TEARS® Formula turned shampooing from a job into a joy and transformed bath time into playtime. It tells nurses that the product is formulated for ocular safety and tells mothers that the product is gentle, safe, and mild for their babies’ developing skin and eyes. Each product that carries this seal has passed rigorous and comprehensive evaluations to ensure its mildness in case of accidental splashes.

i suppose it depends on the producer

She is cute and she does have boobs but they're not massive
But I'm really lonely

I am doing the biggest think of my life to this

have one older than that :p

wtf that's like the easiest name to pronounce

not true. at least when mentioned on kids johnson and johnson shampoo it does mean no stinging of the eyes

fuck me too

>tfw to dumb to work out meaning

@70753243
Fuck off

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WAS 3 NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?

state enforced homosexuality

goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>:p

very progressive justin

ballbag's turned black

one big room
full of bad bitches

I thought it meant that aswell :(

doesn't matter
quite a few employers have a rule against having a relationship with someone who you work with because if any problems occur, it's then work for HR
Also, if she's a bit nuts (and you might not find that out until you're too deep in to get out) and something goes wrong in the relationship, she could easily get you fired by lying to your boss about how you hit her or raped her or something

after trump's term america will be like china in the way that everyone knows its big and powerful but tempered by the fact that it's a shithole

@70753331
Fuck off

Don't shit where you eat.

Are you in close proximity to her?

Bloke at work shagged some bird and she turned out to be as mad as a box of frogs but because the place we work is so big he never sees her.

test post please ignore

I remember the adverts and it said it means it doesn't irritate your eyes

*lobs a block of cheese at your head*

just ignore it lads

*doesn't ignore your post*