/bundes/liga

today:

>champions league
group stage draw (18:00 cest)
bayern (pot 1) could face atletico, arsenal, manchester city, sevilla, porto, napoli, basel, tottenham, kyiv, lyon, psv, sporting, brügge, celtic, monaco, besiktas, legia, zagreb, ludogrets, fc kobenhavn, rostov
dortmund (pot 2) could face real, barca, leicester, juve, benfica, psg, cska, basel, tottenham, kyiv, lyon, psv, sporting, brügge, celtic, monaco, besiktas, legia, zagreb, ludogrets, fc kobenhavn, rostov
bayer (pot 2) could face real, barca, leicester, juve, benfica, psg, cska, basel, tottenham, kyiv, lyon, psv, sporting, brügge, celtic, monaco, besiktas, legia, zagreb, ludogrets, fc kobenhavn, rostov
gladbach (pot 3) could face real, barca, leicester, juve, benfica, psg, cska, atletico, arsenal, manchester city, sevilla, porto, napoli, celtic, monaco, besiktas, legia, zagreb, ludogorets, fc kobenhavn, rostov

>europa league play-off
bröndby (0) - (3) panathinaikos (19:00 cest)

tomorrow:

>2nd bundes
bochum - hannover
heidenheim - würzburg
sandhausen - stuttgart
(all 18:30 cest)

>bundes
bayern - werder (20:30 cest, live on ard)

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Good morning.
I hope Brondby can at least win the game tonight. EL football would be nice, but 3-0 is a lot to overcome.

Yesterday I had a test at the job center to see what direction I should go. The results said that I am very good in technical and mathematic stuff but that those are also the fields I like the least. Am I fucked?

why hasn't a danish club signed bendtner yet?

just do a job you hate and become an alkoholic

My dad did that and his life is miserable.

He can still get some money out of QPR

most people did that tbf

Execute all Germans.

How's your day, Mr. Kaufmann?

FCK will present a "defensive profile" today at noon.
Boilesen? Okore? Hmm

>arsenal need a striker
>arsenal don't want to spend any money
>bendtner is a free agent
hm...............

>profile
huh?

Profile means a big name

Bendtner to Arsenal makes too much sense to happen

>Profile means a big name
that's silly!

or does it?

Yeah

Wow, seems it really is Boilesen to FCK.
Really says something about the hierarchy in Danish football when Brondby are lacking a LB and Boilesen is their ex-player and he still chooses the biggest rival.

So Dante signed for Nice. good buy for them

are you guys all NEET btw?

i'm "working" from home today

Four year contract for Boilesen.

for a second i thought you had a 4 year contract at some firm named Boilesen

I'm on a rolling contract.

Semesterferien m8

>uni
enjoy you're scam

Nabil Bentaleb: Delighted to have signed for @s04 new chapter new beginnings

hehe nice meme

thanks!

just found out about the "tragically hip"

hate canada now

what happened?

i dont know its a bit weird and i dont want to talk about it

k

nice

not in Europe

How hyped are you for the New Firm on Sunday

?

only hyped for #GERFIN on next wednesday

do you mean RedBull or what?

yes, highlight of the year

Brondby-FCK

>international break already
UGH

nice little practice before the world cup qualifiers, i find it strange though that why are >we playing against all these big countries (before the euros we played against belgium and italy) even though our problem in every qualifiers is that >we always draw or lose against the easier countries

i dunno

reach for the stars i guess

another list by our beloved Didier des champs
another lack of CLASS players like Dembélé, Ben Arfa, Valère Germain and Rabiot
ugh

who cares

international football > domestic football

maybe its just for the media attention, nobody gives a fuck about our world cup qualifiers starting on the same international break against kosovo, but if we somehow manage to pull a draw against germany in a meaningless friendly everyone suddenly starts giving a fuck about football again

finns are the ultimate bandwagoners though, the rio olympics were the least watched olympics in recent tv history mostly because they also had the least amount of finnish athletes competing in them.

when that 40 year single mother won the quarter final match and was guaranteed to get at least a bronze medal, half the nation turned in to watch the semi final match even though the quarter final wasnt even televised

the french i guess

ehhh, "no"

the more you know

Baitmark is at it again

when arsenal played a meaningless pre-season friendly against manchester city in helsinki 2013, 39216 people paid at least 28€ to see the match, compared to the usual 8000-14000 viewers you get on a national team match that costs 8€

...

ahhhh yes i truly wonder why would someone chose a bunch of world famous players competing against each other instead of really boring games with half time farmers

you guys are weird

world cup quali games against world class opponents vs meaningless friendly

Denmark, more like poortastemark

People disagreeing with this just arent tired of football yet.

Once you get a bit older, international games are the only ones left that have some excitement to them.

Is true for France, Germany and Italy since it is buyerm/paris/juvewinslol.

i totally forgot about this, new record attendance for HJK against barcelona u21

true. who could forget all the exciting EC/WC qualifiers in the last year?

yes. barcawinslol/realwinslol is definitely better

thank god for based epl desu

you don't deserve trips.

...

Sorry. CAN have some excitement to them.

ah yes, the only interesting point of football is knowing who will lift the trophy

a lot of triggered teenagers in this ITT thread today

do not bully this is my honest opinion

Is that chips bag bottomless

t. bauern costumer

no that would make all the chips fall out

Time for Michael Owen

How many chips are in there

i'm so sick of you people

draws soon. predictions?

yep. EPL is great for parity, but not quality of football

yes, this is a bully free zone

Will she ever run out of chips

arsenal & bayern in the same group

i'm afraid not

kek. what are some other obvious combinations? leverkusen-barca?

>predictions

in the group stage? don't know, but arsenal will draw barca in the first knock-out round (if they make it that far)
i'm also expecting real and manchester united to get piss easy groups

that pic is still not funny, but very cringeworthy.

some people enjoy predicting stuff, stop the bullying

Checked

The cities of pots three and four

>Napoli, Leverkusen, Porto, Sevilla in pot two

That being said:

Bayern
Atlético
Tottenham
Celtic

Barcelona
Dortmund
Lyon
Besiktas

What will you be eating during the draws?

milchreis to be h

yer mum

many chips

why do people force that fucking social media and selfie bullshit everytime UGH it's so cringeworthy

Best possible group based on city quality:
Bayern München
Sporting Lissabon
Porto Porto
Besiktas Istanbul

but that is no possible draw

Are you good at making it? Do you enjoy it with cinnamon and sugar?


Hello Karuta Roromiya

And a good evening to you too

Fuck

>that Donaldo freekick Wolfsburg let in

sill makes me a bit salty to be frank my family

Good evening

i do not speak anime sorry

i'm lazy and buy it. pls no hate

but i do enjoy it with cinnemon and sugar

yeah. they literally threw away that fucking game holy shit. they fucking had it already.

good one

Have you ever tried turning your milchreis into risalamande?
It's pretty easy and incredibly delicious, but more of a dessert

Riiiiight

what is risalamande

>no more gianni at UEFA draws

literally tell me one reason to keep watching

A Danish dessert. We eat it on Christmas Eve.

Gives you something to watch while eating

>danish "food"
no thanks

>Ajax
>Salzburg