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radical centrist edition

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cara

Why are 50% of the people on Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! foreigners?

HE IS COMING

>cricket

>watch an hour and a half of niggers running up and down a field and rarely scoring a goal? why, don't mind if I do!

Er kommt...

Alri virgin.

niggers

Heil Hitler

when the other birminghamlad says hes THE birmingham lad

disgusting desu

good post

based

you voted leave? off to the farm you go, enjoy picking veg

right what about the other 50%

>birminghamlad
mate, westwidstranny. get it right

just watched 'A Street Cat Named Bob'

lovely film

cannot imagine caring about anyone elses opinion on what sports, music, books, films etc that i do or do not like

Ahh yes a man hitting a ball with a bat, how riveting.

What? It goes on for three days? Even better!

Why don't Anglos have sex?

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S I E G
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Cats suck

food as well

very good post

>the greatest american player of all time is clint dempsey

can see why yous dont like the sport much

How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?

grow an attention span
There's literally nothing better than a warm summers day at the oval

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the concept of offense offends me

they all look the fucking same senpai

Doesn't stop me from telling people that the things they like are shit desu.

>not playing footie
>not watching footie
>not watching match of the day
>not winning hundreds every week on the footie

>>/r9k/ is that way lads

Badly

quite literally who?

WHAT IS GOING ON

remember the time in school when they separated the girls and the boys and gave us a sex ed powerpoint including a pic of genital warts

You merely adopted brexit, I did too.

>it's a everyone at work is berating leave voters and trump supporters and you just have to smile and nod along episode

missed the new thread again
what am i like ay?

the lads youtube.com/watch?v=GpsS1SKaqsE

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none of you are THE birmingham lad you absolute new cunts

>watching sport

hear my male contemporaries (brothers, mates, colleagues etc) bang on endlessly about the GAA, premier league and six nations as if its something they were just born with an innate knowledge of

dunno how they just know these things off the top of their heads

>got promoted at work a few months ago
>won £3,400 on the lottery at the start of the year
>got 2 weeks off work now

feels like this is the first time in my life things have actually gone my way, can't believe it

>got promoted at work a few months ago

I present...you new assistant manager at DFS: Deano.

don't remember this lesson. they just talked about willies getting hard and the girls got given sanitary products

give my cock a suck then lad

>got 2 weeks off work now

>this is something looked up to

ahh yes work my little slaves

yanks have a better women's team anyway
>tfw no yank gf to crush your head between her footballer thighs
JUST

all the time you spend shitposting on here, they spend reading the back pages and shitposting about sports

>you

going out with my male contemporaries later

show arsehole

>Bottom 2 have the biggest porn industries

Wowee Zowee

unable to pull birds anymore because my autism won't let me be assertive enough

>i spend hours cooking when i could make a perfectly good meal in 3 minutes for 89p

It's a similar type of position, still a promotion though

No thanks

Work 6 days a week and haven't had holiday in about 4 months

it's called cultivating an interest your turbo autist bumboy

womens football is irrelevant

just genetics

the womens australian national team lost 7-0 to the mens u15s teams

>5'8 goal keepers
>5'7 centre-halfs

ROARING

theres no way the uk is that low

off out wi' the 'ads

gaz daz baz chaz haz caz & zaz

enjoyable gimmick

Cannot fathom why you'd rather be posting on /brit/ than enjoy this kind of bantz

bit gay, this

i'm 5'9

i'm so short I should be put in a circus or museum or something LOL

don't really want to go to islamabad for bantz or anything

hahaha thought that was an arsehole

me

ah yes plasticpop

bottom left is saving this picture

My mum centre-left

you'd think they'd have named it Islamagood hahahahaha

what does it mean?

What's the most alpha way to close an email:

>regards
>warm regards
>thanks
>thank you
>have a great day
>best
>best regards
>my best to you
>farewell
>see you soon
>cheers
>yours
>yours truly
>Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.
>Sent from my iPhone
>[your name]

supporting your local football team is just part of your regional identity
i used to know all the statistics when i was kid but i rarely actually watch matches anymore, i just keep up with the results

>gif
fuck off

How many autists here going to spend all weekend indoors and do fuck all because you'll be crying on your bed about
>tfwnoqttrapgf2017
?

honestly, I'm started working in the warehouse at Ikea two months ago as a part time thing and apparently I've done a fuckton more order picks than anyone else
felt like the most pointless shit ever, I'm phoning it in every day I'm there but still apparently 'working so hard'. At least I've got AOSB main board soon so I can fuck off and do something fun

state of that bilge hag on the left

>>gif
>fuck off

x

fuck donald trump!!!!

going to nottingham tomorrow then going to get sniffed out of my brains in some birmingham pub xxxxxx hopefully home to watch motd on iplayer xxx :')

The kings and queens regnant of England and the kings of France were the only Christian rulers who claimed the divine gift (divinitus) to cure by touching or stroking the diseased. This special aptitude was thought to be evidence of God's high esteem of the two monarchies.

In England, Saint Edward the Confessor (r. 1042–1066) was said to be the first monarch to possess the healing power of the royal touch.

Since the reign of Edward IV (r. 1461–1470, 1471–1483), monarchs presented the diseased with a gold medal known as touch piece and hung it around the subject's neck. Not all people embraced the notion of the royal touch and miraculous medals; many were simply eager to obtain the medal, which was then sold on the market.

nah sat playing re7 shitting myself

Absolutely cringing at the fucking munter centre-left

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Love and hugs, [your name here]
xxx

>here's your (You)

How did you know?

Tried to hang out with the norms and got rejected again

any scousers?

>going to nottingham tomorrow
safe lad, whereabouts?

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they still have pubs in birmingham?

baiting Sup Forums is so easy lmao

So glad you posted this, don''t think anybody's seen it yet

All,

I didn't read any of your posts.

My best to you,

Jezzer "Baz" Barnes

"sincerely"

>Brits have a stereotype of being ugly
>All the people that immigrate here are even uglier

Really makes me think
Maybe it's something in the water supply