How's the training for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics going along anons?

I ran the 400m in 3 muinutes today. I have until 2020 to get to 43.03 seconds and break Wayde van Niekerk's world record.

get to work bros

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>3 minutes

You're supposed to run m8

Nice one m8! I've set a target to lose 200lbs in order to improve my long jump, getting well over the 1 metre mark and improving every day.

How many condoms are you taking to the Olympic village?

I did ;__;

in high school on the first day our gym coach said if we could run the 400 in 50 seconds or under we wouldn't have to go to any gym classes for the rest of the year and we would get an automatic A.

I tried it, did it in like 58s and threw up after. shit's not easy.

>How many condoms are you taking to the Olympic village?

They're gonna give away anime condoms in Tokyo brah

Backwards ?

I ran 13.5seconds 100m in school then retired.

Ran a mile for the first time since high school 7 years ago, surprised I made it, but I threw up afterwards.

Occasional reminder that the world marathon record is two hours at 13 miles an hour, 26 4.31 miles, or 420 17 second 200m.

pretty good, i just received my athlete gear

>420
DUDE WEED LMAO

420 17' 100m

I'm thinking of picking up fencing. There were no swedish participants this year so maybe it'll be easier to get into.

i think i could make the comfy olympics for ireland in speed skating

I'm planning on joining the Mexican Federation of Mountain Bike.

I weigh 180kg and regularly get up out of my chair unassisted, that's a new weightlifting record isn't it?

improving

I just ordered my aero race walking suit. I also started to shit myself

>skateboarding
>Olympics
I got some bad news for you, the Olympics are for real sports

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hue

i have bad news for you my slow friend
>dewtour.com/skate/skate-news/skateboarding-surfing-officially-olympic-sports/
that's the fucking joke

what on earth is this faggotry?

>400m 3 minutes
I think the guy that won the marathon did a mile in a bit over three minutes. on average.

I meant 1000m, not a mile.

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Are you new?

I was trying to up swimming but when I tried peeing on the floor of the gas station I couldn't.
Any advice bros?

*take up
pls respond.

new since 2010

I've never seen anyone dressed like that at the olympics

Did you remember to dye your hair platinum white

me cocks too big for them lad

reminder: malcolm in the middle is the most underrated show of the 2000s

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I bought a bow and have been practicing by shooting at ants

Aero suits are for training purposes only, lad
A true spartan would know that

right, so what's with the bodysuits and the helmet instead of what the deathmarchers wear?

what are seth green and nigel farage doing there?

I thought it would just come with regular golden showers.

It was an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, you uncultured swine. Hal (Malcolm's dad) trains to become a speedwalker and gets himself that speedsuit. It's just a comedy prop.

A new engine for your mobility scooter and you'll get there m8.

Making Britain great again by taking power away from YOU!

i must have missed that one, should have bought the box set

(in 2019, t. May)

meanwhile, how's that economy doing mate?

That's Hal from the show Malcolm in the Middle, in one of his comic adventures.

Today, thanks to my car, I did a 12 km march under the sun (30°C here) without drinking a single drop of water.
I can Deathmarch now.

Thats the episode of Breaking Bad when Hal smokes meth

On the boardwalk by the beach? Did you remember to steer away from people this time?

Better than Europs, thanks

You say insane, I say I train

We can move to American Samoa, Guam, or the Northern Mariana Islands and compete over there. We could also do it in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands, but the competition would be a little stiffer. From then on, we just need to get decent at a memesport.

Took up swimming two weeks ago, did the 100m in 2:25.

Started trainning baseball last year.

>tfw was a pretty decent swimmer as a kid
>gave it up because none of the cool kids did so I lost my enthuasim just to follow a crowd of people I no longer keep in touch with
>went to uni and got a shit degree instead

Would never have made it anyway (not sure if I qualify for spazz Olympics also) but I hate how I gave it up for no real reason. Follow your dreams anons.

Working out at home. I'm sore.

Diniz pls

>tfw started swimming when i was 7 but stopped when i was 9 since parents never made me stick to it

Although i was pretty good back then i wouldn't have made it anyway since i turned out to be a manlet.

Im getting shitposting into the olympics, don't ask me how, but its happening.

I'm going to meme my way into ledecky's arms.

I've decided to eat twice my recommended calorie intake everyday until I die.

Is jerking off an sport?

Me too. I used to fence, but it's been over ten years kek

Tore my acl lads

Will be out 9 months

elbow tendinitis
2 weeks of physio before I'm allowed to do anything

I can do a mile in 4 minutes ten seconds

Are you jealous lads?

Cycling, or rowing?

>still getting your news by tucan

Running, my Canadian friend :)

I'll be working on my long-duration screen watching, so I won't miss any of the coverage.

I can do a shitty ollie and almost a shuvit

I did various athletics from when I was 10 to 16 and did a 13 second 100m too. 23 now and I tried racing some friends for fun during the olympics and even though I beat them easily, I was close to throwing up afterwards... Feels bad knowing how much I've fucked myself with booze and tobacco

I've had some ideas in mind until I remembered good old Montenegrin saying, "When you feel like working, sit down and relax for a bit, it will go away."

What would the easiest (but not necessarily cheapest) sports be to get up to skill quickly?

I'm thinking shooting. Canoe?

been surfing daily

im going to make it brehs

You say incredible, I say inevitable

How am I training for 2020? I landed a nollie flip down a 5 stair today. Felt pretty good.