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Never Buy the Sun Edition

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*buys the sun*

Anime

my Sun is not for sale

*nationalises the sun*

good edition

need a jewish bf

sun's a bit large, dont think even if it was for sale id have anywhere to store it

How do we solve the bearded, cosmopolitan, tattooed, smug, middle class, social media using urbanite liberal problem lads?

Would love to throttle one of them

looking forward to t'bowl lads

This, desu.

I just bought the sun

I dare you Americans to plant your flag on the sun

turn the blacks against them

want to die

>Sun-days

Shall not be purchasing

wish i was out with the normies

good post

>How do we solve the bearded, cosmopolitan, tattooed, smug, middle class, social media using urbanite liberal problem lads?
>Would love to throttle one of them

>drunk at half 10

have a word with yourselves lads

scouser here and I could have any of you in a bash

carry on rutting about you worms

Alright find me some flag seeds and I'll start planting

It's a good investment to buy the sun and then charge people for using it's rays

i've sang 'i'd rather be a paki than a scouse' outside the arkles pub next to stanley park

not scared of none of you cunts

I'm against racism, I just can't stand those types

think we put 6 on the moon but the atmosphere bleached all of them and now it looks like France has been to the moon 6 times.

i smell nice

sure you did

youtube.com/watch?v=GT-ATkr4T-g

Well I guess I'll start the nightly Irishposting if nobody else will.

i used to call myself bugzy malone as a gimmick

Skiing with the gf

once stood on top of mecca and shouted fuck islam

literally nothing racist about what I said

hope liverpool comes online tonight

>the atmosphere
>on the moon

americans, everybody

might start doing my posts in the style of David Brent

fuck off back to the call centre matty boy

nasa.gov/mission_pages/LADEE/news/lunar-atmosphere.html

absolutely fucking state of your post

umm yes i did
it was around 2pm on the day of this game
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9440002.stm
ooh you're hard

It's the lack of an atmosphere which resulted in the flag getting bleached by the sun, mate

in the park with the 'gf' as they say

your tea which you slaved over for hours: £10+

my tea which takes 3 minutes: 89p

state of your lives

Trying to think of a sideburns joke but this ability eludes me.

Is anyone in the mood for SPOOKY?

would be closed now youd think

to scots lads: What's it liken being surrounded by ginge bints?

must be heavenly

the immortal dialectical science of marxism-leninism is interesting lads, would recommend

i took 150mg of codeine in one go earlier today, i'm not going to die if i get drunk, right?

yeah lad fully believe this story
proper

it would be extremely painful

stop posting this it isn't remotely amusing

Absolute state of the eastern front

why are they always taking pictures

freddie kruger couldn't come in my nightmae cuz i'd leave cuts all over his face
from gunchester, home of the brave

>Lack
Difference in atmosphere which doesn't provide the same shelter against the sun as the earths atmosphere does*

Is this in Riyadh?

cant imagine what its like to get my face into a fire crotch desu

why the fuck are you drinking lean?

fucking degenerate

150mg is practically nothing

Sorry, must have forgotten about all of those British trips to the moon.

what's a good film lads

All me

*draws muhammed*

keep almost doxxing myself and then not

good
i shall continue drinking

Unironically love Bachelor Chow

what's so hard to believe about it?
i went to everton away with a few mates (i was 16)
i was standing outside the pub before the game and joined in with people singing "i'd rather be a paki than a scouse"

not everyone's a shut in like you

The K-ON film

Requiem for a Dream

try online dating they said

men behind the sun

"I don't agree with that in the workplace!"

feel a bit horny

>Sorry, must have forgotten about all of those British trips to the moon.

Brassed Off

youtube.com/watch?v=DwbzxemJZIc

Thoughts?

>you will never again be a carefree 10 year old riding bikes around with your mates

send pic. will convert if qt

Balls deep

>my grills are so neat
>drip icy cold

what did she mean bu this

Love Live film
K-On! film

"a little extra"
delusional

gf is in a bad mood with me because I zoned out for 30 seconds earlier today while she was giving me a monologue about how good her new journal is

A lot of things the world would be better off without

lmao who said I was a shut in?

>starts getting emotional because no one believes your sad lies

sad

Memoirs of a Geisha

do not give him the satisfaction

Think there's a chance I'll be able to have sex with a girl at work.

Also think there's a huge chance that I'll be terrible at it and she'll tell everyone at work and I'll kill myself.

All I can say is that the future looks interesting

good job

pole aboo is properly mentally ill. quite interestin desu

going for a wee and queing this post

germans have nothing left

No
Yes

How many people would you admit you feel lonely to?

I will start: none

got a lot of (You)s off that one

couldn't give a toss what you lot consider to be a good film actually

just fuck off you bitter jealous virgin

School idorus did nothing wrong.

a bunch of pseudo intellectual retards with no grasp of politics or philosophy

You are kind of implying that you are lonely right now

roosh v mentioned

are janny

autism