I was born in a no-name town in the middle of fucking nowhere and I don't have a football team, basketball team...

I was born in a no-name town in the middle of fucking nowhere and I don't have a football team, basketball team, soccer team, or hockey team. I literally have nothing to cheer for and will never feel what it's like to be a true fan on game-day. Does anyone else know this feel?

just support the cowboys or wtvr the fuck is the most successfull nfl franchise.
I only mentioned the cowboys because they're the ones more mentioned in movies, so i assume they're the best team.

Become a Real Madid fan, it's red pilled

what state are you in

you probably have some minor league something close by. some of those are actually based.

otherwise just move, anywhere is better than a place like that

me too, so i chose the nearest top level football club like everyone else in my county. they're about an hours drive from here. used to be in a different county but they've joined into one now, so finally they're our team.

also happens to be the best team in the country.

support your local high school teams
they might be shit but at least you'll get to go to games

You are a Manchester United guy

Support Inter Milan

their name is literally "International" in Italian, so there's no such thing as bandwagoning in that case

This is correct.
They are the club of the clubless.

M I N O R
L E A G U E
B A S E B A L L

not even a lower league or high school team?
my village has 3k people and we still have a soccer team in the 5th division

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This, also Division 1 College Sports

I'm lucky, we've got a NHL, MLS, Minor League Baseball team, CFL team (Canadian Football League) as well as a WHL team (Western Hockey League)

And the all suck

wow just end it senpai

Wow, it's like your socialist sport scheme is built up to not allow the fans to build their clubs from the bottom up, earning promotion division after division based on the way they play to glory.

fucking this

Get into non-team sports, OP. Then you can be a fan of someone's skill and for being the actual best, as opposed rooting for whichever area you arbitrarily hail from for no real reason.

Move to comfy Michigan. You can live fast away from Detroit but cheer for their based teams.

You can live in the middle of nowhere Michigan, is your used to it. Or you can live in places like Ann Arbor or GR.

Whatever you do, don't be a soccer fan. You will look like a numale hipster who likes to FLY EMIRATES.

Look for minor league hockey, even Iowa has an AHL team.

Also, don't be a bandwagons. Choose a above average but not always dominant franchise.

>tfw no minor league basedball/hockey

Argentina is White !!! negros de mierda dan asco

Good answer?

it's not like some random club from dumbfuck nowhere will ever be able to go all their way to challenge big clubs with hundreds of milions € budgets (and debts)
at best they'd be happy to reach professionnal status in a lower division. That's not what you can really call "play to glory"

They're famous for playing dirty and recruiting most of their roster from prison.

What's a non-normie Premier League team?

Cheer for the US swimming team.

Bournemouth

Not a PL team, but Championship, makes it even less normie

>liking furpuck and not being a hipster

Top kek

you can still root for USA with us senpai

No matter where you are from, you can always enjoy ledeckyposting.