Prove me that mediterranean countries are not the best? protip: you can't.
>italy
>spain
>greece
>france
honorary mediterranean cunts:
>portugal
>croatia
>montenegro
>albania
best chicks, best wine, best food, best coast and beaches, people are relaxed, music is good. everything is fine and life is good.
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you forget turkey
Izmir is nice i suppose, ok, you are in
there are no jobs
yugoslavshits and albanians/portugues are honorary subhumans
it was nice
fuck jobs. doing literally nothing besides chilling on terrace is better
btw, this is racist free thread cause we are all chilled and relaxed and drunk of good french wine
No, that's the South
it is
but without money
you will hunger like albanian children
fuck money. i'll eat grass while chilling with my mates and play balote
europe has muslims
shitaly has africans
worse than all arabs here
Kek. How will we pay the taxes and buy the food/water without working? I mean, I know very well the meme about Spain´s lazyness but the meme is not even true. We have shitty jobs with miserable salaries. Most of the people who have a degree can not even find a job in the country and they move to Germoney or UK to be fucking washdisher. And just look at Greece. They are in the fucking shit, not even joking when a Neo-nazi party is the second strongest political party in the country.
>eat grass
youtube.com
i mean, how can you compete with this level of comfyness?
please stop making these threads
with enough land you can grow a lot of stuff
Life in Spain is better than in like 80% of the world. asia, Africa, South America...its good, i've been there, people in Spain are generally in the good mood most of the time. If you really want a job, youll find it.
those humans in this video are really nice, they are cute. i would eat grass with them any time any place - you name it!
Is this Lesina?
yes
A part of my country is Mediterranean. Ma ke koša, mone?
...
You say it like if it wasn't done already
For what purpose?
> If you really want a job, youll find it.
>The unemployment of my region is 36%
Sure, It is "easy" to get one
Mallorca
Well, you are Italy influenced also, so you could get in the crew, why not
Germans really are autistic joyless cunts, working is for fags.
A part of the country is literally Mediterranean, most notably Slovenian Istria
>in b4 you didn't know that there was a Slovenian Istria
Parga (Greece) , look at this beauty
Thinking that this is rightful italian clay but that we will probably never take it back in the next 50 years makes me cry
YOUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LOUD
ESPECIALLY ITALIANS
There, proven.
cause we know how to laugh unlike you northern guys
don't give a shit which clay is which.
to put them in jars and eat them later
or to sell them
which clay is whos. i forgot to write cause i'm so fucking relaxed aaxaaxaxaxaxa
yes they are
they are fucking subhumans
living in a family makes everything easier
but you still need money for food
why the hate for germans and germany
Yes of course one needs money to live, but it seems like many of these cunts live to work and unironically only give a shit about mother Merkel's big economy
come and work here for a year
tell me then how it was when you leave after the second day
Andalusians like you need to sit back and relax before shitposting so much on international boards.
The rest of Spain is not near as bad as your eternally Socialist shithole, stop pretending it is. You can not extrapolate your situation to the whole country.
>best chicks
not really
2comfy I'm ready for a coffee with friends reminds me of home.
>t.Açorean
This is done even though The land is not their property, people take the fruits without permission. I have some land and I get the fruits stolen every year.
Western Slovenia is Mediterraaaaaaneaaaaaan
Not the other user but I worked in Germany for 2 years before returning in Italy. The people were cold but if you got to knew them then they were nice and friendly. They take things too seriously tho and never understand when someone is joking.
>The unemployment of MY REGION is 36%
I wasnt talking about Spain in general. kek
they are boring retards
every single foreigner here would fuck off if he had a job in his own country
no culture
nothing, just work
yes i remember how i took a pomegrante from a random tree at the aegean
in shitmany
people will scream at you when you take something from their trees
>dgw Finnish
>dgw Germans are so extroverted, reckless and emotional it gets on your nerves
It's all relative, dear Luigi
where is mediterania?
In West Slovenia
still inferior to shitalians
i visited only Portorož of that part of Slovenija, rest of Slovenija i've been looks more like Austria. How many coastal towns you guys have anyways? Btw i just want we to be friends and forgot that beef about that one shitty beach Croatia and Slovenija fought about.
We're Atlantic.
But you forgot the UK.
Portorož (Slovenia)
fake country
We have four coastal towns, but there are other Med areas in the hinterlands (last two pics I posted are from Kras, which is behind Trieste). 3/4 of Slovenia are not Italian at all tho, you're right. But still, it's nice to have this variety with a bit of macaroni and a bit of goulash to the northeast. Truly we are blessed.
everything looks so much better with sunshine
That's Piran. Portorož is a hotel strip and a few bars. Koper and Izola are the other two old Italian communes.
No need to be angry in this thread germ-boy we are all friends here
i guess i was watching them as an italian so to me they were really cold and kind of boring. I heard that bavarians are pretty cool tho.
Piran looks great in any weather desu
Budva (Montenegro)
I am a Greek
no it doesnt
Starting to dump some pics because I'm not tired even if i have to wake up at 6 tomorrow
Belive it or not, this is Albania. Sarandë.
It's not so bad that they are cold, we aren't exactly an extroverted people either. It's that Germany is a fake meme country full of people with purpose other than their economy.
Looks better than Smyrna which your people burned in 1922 because it didn't look pleasing to Allah or something and then rebuilt it as a giant group of commieblocks, Mohammed Uglurbulgur.
I mean, the women grow mustaches after they hit 16, they drag down everyone else's economy, and you can't cross the street without getting hit by a motorcycle.
Corsica (France)
it doesnt
it looks like a boring and weird shitalokraut town with bad weather
Sardinia (Italy)
You're talking to I am Greek guy, m8
Don't blame germans for his opinions, blame them for some different things like the rapefugees and stuff
Germanic Europe > Med Europe
wrong pic, this is Greece - Zakyntos island
He is absolutely right about Germans though
I guees it's just different culture? Don't know why the few germans i met took all my jokes seriously. Guess i just met the bad ones.
Sorrento (Italy)
Sad truth, but you can be aryan only if you are a native speaker of a post-Rome language - French, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, Rumantsch and etc.
look to what he replied you monkey
he is whiter than you, idiot.
fuck off
Malta
what type of jokes
Mediterranean master race
how many brazilians are there?
The comune of Lampedusa e Linosa is part of the Sicilian province of Agrigento which also includes the smaller islands of Linosa and Lampione. It is the southernmost part of Italy and Italy's southernmost island. Tunisia, which is about 113 kilometres (70 miles) away, is the closest landfall to the islands. Sicily is farther at 205 kilometres (127 miles), whilst the island nation of Malta is 176 kilometres (109 miles) to the east. Lampedusa has an area of 20.2 square kilometres (7.8 sq mi) and a population of about 6,000 people. Its main industries are fishing, agriculture, and tourism. A ferry service links the island with Porto Empedocle, near Agrigento, Sicily. There are also year-round flights from Lampedusa Airport to Palermo and Catania on the Sicilian mainland. In the summer, there are additional services to Rome and Milan, besides many other seasonal links with the Italian mainland.
How about that? I bet you didn't heard of this Island, i watched a movie filmed there, it's beautiful.
For example i showed them this vid (you know thinking that it would be funny to joke about Berlusconi and all that normie shit) and they went like
>wow that Berlusconi is really a stupid racist why did you elected him
Then I thought that they only took politics too seriously so I started to joke around some italian stereotipies but still it didn't work. Then again they might have been an exception
oopsie doopsie forgot vid
Bari (Italy)
Go play in the mud and praise the big rock god somewhere else, barbarian
>mer the thrace
we need to take it back
whow bulgarian coast looks like? achitecture and such?
> big rock god
Kek
pretty cool in some parts, pretty shitty in others
our entire coastline is run by mafia, bars, resorts everything
Nice (France)
>our entire coastline is run by mafia, bars, resorts everything
sounds like montenegro.
and how's tourism? romanians and serbs, do they come to bulgaria on summer?
another resort
definitely not as comfy as adriatic places
>romanians and serbs, do they come to bulgaria on summer?
romanians yes, a lot
serbs mostly go to montenegro though
>and how's tourism?
literally flooding with russians and western europeans (brits, scandis, czechs, germans etc)
Croatia has a rocky coast. Spanish music sounds like crying men. Everything is unemployed. Wine is for faggots.
Why is wine for faggots?
you beer drinking subhumans are the most gay people on earth
Wine is from Georgia and Greeks introduced it to Europe.
ive been to Cuba last year, and except for colour of the sea, everything is here better. sand goes into your fucking ass while swimming, and itches aroud balls. sand is way overrated. also you cannot jump into the sea cause there is no cliffs or anything from where you could jump into the sea. stay pleb
I am Greek.
Are you seriously complaining about sand at a beach?
Dude how do you even swim in natural water
Fish will chop your dick off and jelllyfish will burn your skin
>serbs mostly go to montenegro though
you spelled greece wrong
Also, we have a lot of small sand beaches all over the Croatia , you just have to find them. Pic related.