Baltimore Orioles @ Washington Nationals Gamethread (Beltway Series Game 4)

Make it stop edition

>tfw Helen will never crush you to death with her legs

reminder that bruce harper implanted his seed into katie yesterday

hey guys checking in again. can you beat the orioles, k thanks

may her first child be a masculine child

I'd also like the orioles to lose. Is this the free MlB game? I'd like to root for the nats despite my not liking them

free game is KC vs MIA

>tfw went to same high school as Helen

We had a great wrestling program so I'm almost not surprised to see someone from our high school doing so well

Is this a must win game?

kek
>on this the day of your daughters wedding

It's interleague play, and the Nats are still 7 games up... so no.

For The Os? kinda
For the Nats? Fuck no.

I think interleague play was fun for a few seasons but at this point it's time to get back to saving it for the WS

There's 15 teams in each league. There has to be at least one interleague series at all times.

Lol @ Scrabble

Crazy eyes max will put an end to all this Oreo's dinger shit.

Do you think Bryce wiped Katie's lipstick off his dick yet?

YOU JUST KNOW

SCORE!!!

No perfecto.

J D U B
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Schoop is fucking up

Zimmerman is objectively bad now

BUT

he also has the worst luck I've ever seen. It's crazy

.285 since rehab

.248 in the last 3 years

He's made out of glass, tissue paper and eggshells

Same stuff as RGIII

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM ANYMORE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crazy Eyes
6 IP. 64 pitches. 1 hit.
How many Ks? I lost count.
He probably won't win the cy young but he's in the conversation anyway.

So, it's like Voldemort? Do we just call him "You Know Who"?

Mad Max.
>it's an Oreos 'fans' only exist when they're winning episode.

A couple insurance runs would be nice.

Noice

Way to go superstar.
>finally

Whatever, we will still win the AL East and beat the nats in post-season.

>beat the nats in post-season

>cool digits

I doubt that the Nats will use any AA pitchers in the WS.

The only way the Os are going to the eries is if they buy tickets