/mlb/ general - KinsGOD Edition

ARZ:Pollock to play two out of every three games
WAS:Lucas Giolito expected to return on Sunday
LA:Andre Ethier heads out on rehab assignment
LA:End of an era: Carlos Ruiz traded to Dodgers
SEA:Cruz (back) returns to M's starting lineup
SEA:Seager (foot) held out for second straight game
MIN:Twins demote RHP Berrios back to Triple-A
NYM:Collins thinks deGrom looks 'run down'
TOR:Bautista activated, batting leadoff Thursday
TOR:Devon Travis (finger) remains out Thursday
WAS:Wilson Ramos out of Nats' lineup Thursday
MIN:Byung Ho Park undergoes right hand surgery

Indians/Rangers
Angels/Blue Jays

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Mariners @ White Sox

Royals

Elbow. Elbow. Shoulder. Bone spurs. Etc.
old/fat

reminder the blue jays are struggling to score on a guy throwing 76 mph fastballs

is there a worse offense in baseball right now?

Fuck off DG

Scorers BTFO on SNY

DG is a pedo

Reminder that only a faggot cuts his wrist over first place in the best division in baseball

Post yfw this entire general is just Daddy Greinke shitposting with different proxies and trips

>oldguystinkface.jpg

proxies like brazil?

fuck off DG

>Andre Ethier heads out on rehab assignment

Its about time

>tfw AL beast keeps you out of the wildcard

How do you guys on the east coast and in the south deal with that heat and humidity?

That shit looks awful

>letting DFAza get a hit

>ichiro starts playing more
>becomes shit
fug

Air conditioning. If not, stare at the ceiling and contemplate suicide.

lads, i want to get in to betting baseball. what are the value leagues for this? how does weather affect the scoring rate?

nolan arenados bat confirmed for magical powers

mets-cards

>jered weaver and ubaldo jimenez have given up 3 runs in a combined 10 innings between them tonight

in what universe am i living in right now?

Carlos Gomez 3-run dinger in first AB

>HOUSTON

>Carlos Gomez
>JD Martinez

This is only the second time I've ever retweeted a tweet from @sp_txt

>Happ

The ball flies in warm weather. Rain and cold have the opposite effect.

>blaming happ for the blow gays offense scoring only 2 runs in 6 innings against

JERED

FUCKING

WEAVER

Daily reminder that God didn't create man. Man created God.

Cringe

Remember you don't know that

>inb4 "I do"

No, you don't

The Subway pedo?

I do.

There's other historical accounts of Jesus and the references to the crucifixion of Christ too

You actually literally don't though

But that's okay

youtu.be/rAY9l0qafIQ

Will something similar happen this year?

The Romans crucified a mother fucker every other day. It kept the unwashed masses in line. Doesn't make them all a deity.
The Middle East was crawling with 'messiahs' and 'miracles' in 33 AD. They didn't understand 7th grade level science then.

>mfw ubaldo jimenez went 6 (six) innings, allowed 1 (one) run, and gave up 0 (zero) walks

i already knew the orioles were going to get CGSO by scherzer, but at least ubaldo was good

>The Middle East was crawling with 'messiahs' and 'miracles' in 33 AD

Ones that were recorded by multiple witnesses?

Styling on you niggas

Again, we refer to miracles as science now.

I don't get it. What did he mean by this?

...k

what does that have to do with anything?

So Jesus was using science to heal people and walk on water and what not?

But how?

Pure and wierd

The last day of the 2011 season was a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

>tfw you lose to jered weaver

>it's a dodgers make a trade that does not improve the team in the least but succeeds in destroying team chemistry episode

is kinsler on the all time jewish team? maybe as a backup? im gonna make one soon

Koufax
Greenburg
Ummmmmm......
That's all I got.

Brad Ausmus.

The funny thing is this isn't the first time they've done this , trade a 10yr+ club player but it never backfired on them

In the past 25 years it has not backfired at all

>muh jered weaver
>bandwagoner doesn't understand that bad pitchers can have good games

>Red Sox
>Blue Jays
>Orioles

more like al least amirite?

We either all win or all lose.

It's pretty amazing.

every shit pitcher has a good game against us slav

Reminder that if you have a winning record in August, your team is shit and should relocate

Reminder that wins and losses literally don't matter

why are you in jays gamethreads? they are pure cancer

What's important is that we all have fun and get some sunshine.

>jays "fans"

can you literally not recognize sarcasm? Holy shit kys

Hey Baldy kept his bowels under control
That's a win to me

that's a really good question my man

I try really hard not to respond to these faggots but it just gets to me then I feel myself just getting dumber

damn dodgers are really gonna win it all

>national league

that doesnt count, anybody can pitch against them

Who is that goon? Who is his team?

>I was just pretending to be retarded

Adam Jones pulled for a pinch hitter. What's up with that?

what VPN do you guys use for mlb.tv?

that's how bad pessimist bandwagoners have gotten, so I have to congratulate that poster for a perfect impersonation

Giving some of the pine riders a shot in what's likely a lost cause, I guess

>VPN

none because i prefer not having my info collected by 3rd parties

is he hurt?
bruised ego?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

cringe

>not getting a Steve Cishrek tattoo

>whos

T-THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

>oreos

oh no we lost to max scherzer

no team has ever done that

good thing bombston only score 1 run against the RAYS :-)

Well true, Wade Miley of all people got his first Os win because of the NL

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 4h4 hours ago
AJ Ellis: "It's a really sad day for me," and added the trade "rips your heart out." He looks crushed. Absolutely crushed.

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 4h4 hours ago
AJ Ellis met with Clayton Kershaw in the dugout. He said was "absolutely devastated" to know he would never catch Kershaw again.

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 4h4 hours ago
Ellis described Kershaw as "shocked" by the trade. The two men wept together, he said.

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 4h4 hours ago
AJ Ellis cited Justin Turner as the team's new leader, and "the voice" of the club.

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 4h4 hours ago
Andy McCullough Retweeted Andy McCullough
Editors note: Turner is a pending free agent.

Andy McCullough @McCulloughTimes 3h3 hours ago
Andrew Friedman said he wanted to consult members of the team before making this trade, but felt that would be unfair to AJ Ellis.

I don't understand this trade, ruiz isn't that much better than Ellis and Grandal is the best pitch framer in baseball with more power than Posey. I don't understand how fucking up the MVPs mood is beneficial to anyone.

Incredible fuck up.
If this nigga doesn't resign Jansen I don't see why Kersh would want to stay anymore unless he wins a championship this season or the next.
Epic fucking L.

>Dee Gordon playing again

All fucking dopers must fucking hang

>still caring about doping in baseball

that ship has sailed

>let's get rid of the best player since bonds' best friend in exchange for a guy who bats 0.200 better
genius

So if Ellis right now just said NOPE and retired rather than move to a third world city, would the trade be undone or is it just tough cookies for he phillies

>a fucking leaf

based rags

trip back on SOLER

Can we stop pretending that the Royals are going to make the post season now?
>rally bug
kek

Jesus

>rags
>based

pick one

Josephus' mention was likely added in much later than the original work was produced and Pliny the Younger was full of shit.

Trade doesn't go through.
This is so fucking stupid. I don't understand this trade at all. I understand Ruiz is seasoned but man if Kershaw cried I can't even imagine the tension with the FL right now.
This is so fucking dumb. Ellis was gonna retire this year anyway.

This is gonna backfire so bad I can feel it.

they are for the T's

Are Kershaw and Wilmer Flores on the All Time Crying team?

>these Arizona throwback unis
I'm hard

seems like a reasonable question tbqh who follows the angels?

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