How do you deal with loneliness, /spee/?

How do you deal with loneliness, /spee/?

I masturbate regularly to german amateur porn

Sounds like a plan

No one feels lonely while ledeckyposting, try it some time.

Go to the gun range and shoot copies of Infinite Jest

Shitposting.

Watch this for a few hours

kek

I still haven't finished it after a year. Not at all due to difficulty, the so-called plot makes me want to rip him from nonexistence and beat his ass.

>reading post-modern literature for the plot

If I had costanza.jpg on this device you would be looking at it rn

>reading anything for plot

Lel.

>reading

fucking faggots

Reading is supposed to really make you think

Also I'm not reading FOR the plot you fucking dinguses.

Not sure why I'm reading

I want to be dead

>plot
found the anti-intellectual

just got my first legit girlfriend ever at 22

it's so amazing

there is a light at the end of the tunnel bros. she really is out there

>reading post-modern literature
you were supposed to stop there

so did dfw
because he killed himself lol
how sincere

>you were supposed to stop there

I sorta did

Who wants to talk about Quebec separatism?

>trying to intellectualize an excuse for Infinite Jest being fucking unintelligible trash

Learn an artistic skill like drawing, painting, creating music whatever.

i lift and read esoteric cultural/spiritual material
and drink

usually, i go down to the local rink for some pond hockey with the lads, or maybe walk the dog or go on a comfy night ski

during the summer i just masturbate and play old video games

I shitpost on Sup Forums.

Finally managed to get out of my basement and ask a girl out on a date and she said yes, but she asked if we could go drinking . How do I tell her I don't drink (don't really know how to)?

1.just think what you want her to understand
2.tell it to her
3.???
4.profit

I would but I don't have enough PED's.

>sorry that's not really my thing, let's do _____

mfw legit feeling

she's the first
there'll be others

protip: don't create a version of her in your head that is AWESOME. She's not awesome. She's just a woman with flaws and if you don't acknowledge them you run the risk of creating a "perfect Girl" out of your own imperfect gf. As soon as her behaviour doesn't match your "Perfect" version, you'll start to feel she's changed...and then the problems start.
Be REALISTIC abuot who she is.

thanks m8s, I guess I'll just be honest with her. it's really what I've been so far and she accepted going out with me, so maybe it'll keep working for a while

You can get some by [spoiler]drinking her urine[/spoiler]

tell her its a fitness thing. would kill your gains.

and then to prove that carry her up a mountain

masturbate

By deleting all threads on Sup Forums that trigger me.

I masturbate to amateur mexican porn. It makes me feel like im in a relationship

don't let her turn you into a degenerate lad!