Would you fug a country?

would you fug a country?
i would argentina

maybe let spain or greece use my boypussy

I would fugg Cambodia.

argentina is ours

I would Poland tbqh

stop roleplaying as countries, ffs fucking weirdos

I would let myself get fucked by Ghana. Just a strong, black man that ravages my little, inferior, white asshole to the point where it bleeds.

we may or may not have fugged quite a few countries already :3

i would let myself be fucked by russia

t. tr*pfag

fuck off whore, russia is mine

only when you renounce your claims on our clay :^)

>tfw England rapes France and you have to watch
;_;

I'll fugg either Japan or Serbia/Republika Srpska

bitch you ain't be showing him no love, he needs a real country, not an imaginary bitch

who? what?

(You)

only tr*ps unironically state that they have a boipussi

i'd suck Australia's dusty cock desu

Estonia, it's just such a cute country :3

I'd fugg Korea's bp

argentina is my bitch

Sauce? (in english)

fugg do you want me to translate every word?
in the end the boi says "desculpe,mestre" and it means sorry,master

really? huh

Where does it come from?

oh i dont know sorry bro

Shame. Its hot

Fuck off brazil I'm not in the mood for you bullshit

>aussie pooftas
ya gonna get a bashing for that mate

Nah I'm a girl (male), so they won't hurt me

I would cuddle a kuruminha

you'll definitely be a girl when im done with you australia

There are 2 wrong things about this picture
1-argentina is white
2-brasil isn't killing argentina

t. kiwi """man"""

>girl (male)
isn't that another way of saying trap because if it is, then i have no choice but to remove you

I have always felt a great deal of love for all the latino countries. Maybe it's because I'm a half-latino, half-norteamericano who grew up in the capital of latin america (Miami, but I've always genuinely wished that you could join us as states.

Remember how Bolivar spoke with Jefferson and Hamilton about the possibility of a union between the ex-Spanish colonies and the ex-English ones? Why can't we bring that dream back?

And how are you going to do that? I'm safe on my comfy island

>tfw no sun kissed aussie bf for my big maori cock
you wait till i get over there on the goldy

he will kill her pussy

>on the goldy

can't blame me there are so many islanders and maoris it just feels like home

idk at the end of the day its just kinda shit.

Did NZ have something like the white Australia policy ever?

I'd do it with Peru out in the jungle. Without violating the NAP of course

no we had the head count tax that limited the amount of asians coming over by fining the shit out of them
the whole new zealand realm thing has basically just fucked our population

So Maoris could always vote and shit and weren't put in like basically slavery like the abos?

brazil just isn't an alpha enough country to do that

i would south sudan

You know you want this dick.

i want to fugg portugreat

I thought that brazilians wants to fug Uruguay (Aka Cisplatina)

yeah they could vote but they lived in the country side and nobody gave a shit about them until post 1960

Well i just have to admit that this comic makes me laugh. Very creative.
Wp Lula Da Silva...

>Tfw you'll never have an argie gf.

t. fat amerindian

brazil is literally the country whose neighbors piss all over diplomatically and nothing happens

t.

Let's have a three way with Swiss...
Last to hang gets to keep the others money, u in?

I don't fucking know how to speak portunigga but, i do my best...

Take

fuck you
you know portuguese very well stop denying my black friend

Fucking kek

I'd rape Germany, desu

lol

>descompactar

Finland without doubt.

i'd shit all over india

Estonia, but in a loving way

*touches you*

I would fuck only USA-chan.