1 ATAPUMA John Darwin BMC Racing Team 21:45:21 2 VALVERDE Alejandro Movistar Team 0:28 3 FROOME Christopher Team Sky 0:32 4 QUINTANA Nairo Movistar Team 0:38 5 CHAVES Johan Esteban ORICA-BikeExchange 0:38 6 SÁNCHEZ Samuel BMC Racing Team 1:07 7 KÖNIG Leopold Team Sky 1:12 8 KENNAUGH Peter Team Sky 1:14 9 BRAMBILLA Gianluca Etixx - Quick Step 1:22 10 YATES Simon ORICA-BikeExchange 1:28 11 MORENO Daniel Movistar Team ,, 12 CONTADOR Alberto Tinkoff 1:52 13 DE LA CRUZ David Etixx - Quick Step 1:55 14 WYSS Marcel IAM Cycling 2:07 15 TALANSKY Andrew Cannondale-Drapac Pro Cycling Team 2:13 16 SCARPONI Michele Astana Pro Team 2:17 17 HERMANS Ben BMC Racing Team 2:20 18 FORMOLO Davide Cannondale-Drapac Pro Cycling Team 2:34 19 ELISSONDE Kenny FDJ 2:46 20 LATOUR Pierre AG2R La Mondiale 2:50
STAGE BETTING (WillHill)
7/2 Gianni Meersman 8/1 Fabio Felline 10/1 Nikias Arndt 12/1 Luis Angel Mate 16/1 Alejandro Valverde 16/1 Johan Le Bon 16/1 Kristian Sbaragli 16/1 Magnus Cort Nielsen 20/1 Philippe Gilbert 20/1 Sander Armee 20/1 Tosh Van Der Sande 25/1 Davide Villella 25/1 Niccolo Bonifazio 25/1 Vegard Stake Laengen 25/1 Victor Campanaerts 33/1 Jempy Drucker 33/1 Jose Goncalves 33/1 Luis Leon Sanchez 33/1 Simon Clarke 33/1 Zdenek Stybar 40/1 Kevin Reza 40/1 Michael Schwarzmann 50/1 Enrico Battaglin 50/1 Moreno Moser 50/1 Nathan Haas 50/1 Pello Bilbao 50/1 Simon Gerrans
(Some kid called me cocker on my ride this morning)
Luke Roberts
y-yes
Angel Phillips
i told her to get up and make me some dinner
Oliver Ortiz
My mum's 50, she powerwalks to work (4 miles each way) and goes on 20+ mile hikes over the weekend. She has the figure of someone half her stage.
If nothing else, at least she will re-enforce healthy habits into her Grandchildren so they can grow up to win Grand Tours.
Cooper Howard
my mom is a swimmer
Leo Brooks
You can tell!
Brayden Watson
t-thanks
Ryan Kelly
Breakaway
Luis Angel Maté Mardones Cofidis, Solutions Credits
Sander Armée Lotto Soudal
Johan Le Bon FDJ
Victor Campenaerts Team LottoNl-Jumbo
Vegard Stake Laengen IAM Cycling
Davide Villella Cannondale-Drapac
Jackson Nelson
more of these 'accidental' boob shots?
Liam Green
Kwiatkowski is kill :(
Aaron James
...
Eli Edwards
...
Charles Evans
The fucking dogs hair
Thomas Ward
So when's that sheila gonna spread her legs for that anorexic koala? Strayan posts always go down that way.
Carson Taylor
I was thinking the same thing: >When is this all going to go horribly wrong?
Evan Ross
that's my mom you are talking about
Jace Jones
Carlton Kirby every fucking stage. >Handy breakaway this. As good as we've seen
Is there any such thing as a fairly standard/workaday/average breakaway?
Robert Gutierrez
Who's been chewing on her rug?
Joshua Price
that's a yoga mat and it was her boyfriend's dog
Bentley Johnson
oh good the pornposting aussie from /tdf/ is back
fuck off you utter mong
Colton Hall
Why does that doggo have a Fabio haircut?
Hudson Flores
it was her boyfriend... so she broke up and kept the dog. If she had married she would have alimony + the dog !
Elijah Jackson
His mum's bf is a gay hairdresser (redundant i know)
Andrew Collins
it's her new boyfriend they have been together for about 2 months
Gavin Adams
>Is there any such thing as a fairly standard/workaday/average breakaway?
Sure. When you have only riders from teams that obviously have other agendas. Then the breakaway is composed entirely on people who were sent forward to keep an eye on the breakaway.
Nolan Clark
Please tell me that the dog has some incredibly gay name to match its hairstyle.
Tyler Baker
he's name is mack
Jose Lee
hello vueltafriends
Cameron Perez
Bonjour
Jordan Rodriguez
who /bmc/ here?
Brandon Clark
More /cadelevans/ than anything m8
Joseph Richardson
Caleb Ewan
Noah Nelson
>tfw no Euskatel anymore
Bentley Myers
they still exist
Jaxson Reed
I think he means Euskaltel-Euskadi. No one cares about the telecom company. The team disbanded in '13
They were a fun team, though.
Angel Morales
How would one go about getting one of those bag boy jobs? Looks cushy as fuck.
Nolan Reyes
That's not their only job. Those guys are also things like masseurs, soigneurs, or some other kind of support staff, etc
Did anyone make a webm of that AG2R bag boy falling on his arse yesterday?
Cameron Bailey
That's a different team, though.
"Euskadi" just means "Basque" in Basque.
Jaxon Lopez
have we talked about how sprinter heavy germany got fucked for Qatar by only being allowed 6 riders
Jose Roberts
British Cycling wins again!
Nolan Ortiz
i just meant the basque team still existed
William Thomas
>tfw no a 3-week women's cycling tour
Landon Gray
Atapuma>Tejay
Dylan Wood
My wife was a cyclist and she has the most amazing ass. You literally would not find a more perfect ass.
Bentley Reed
Road or velodrome?
Tyler Evans
Road
Brandon Butler
Did you see this years tdf? They let the women race on the last bit of the last stage and it was utterly comical.
Yeah but Atapuma has loads of excuses whereas Teej has none.
Alexander Butler
>carlton shittalking people tweeting him
based
Nolan Campbell
Can vouch for this correlation, my girlfriend is a cyclist and her ass is phenomenal.
Carson Peterson
astana train destroying
Michael Flores
Sort of feel guilty for not posting when the threads are so dead, but I just can't be bothered watching anymore. I think from next season I'll only watch the monuments and the Tour. No more underground niche races like the Giro or Gent-Wevelgem, only the proper popular big-time races.
Brandon Torres
The problem today is THIS stage and stages like THIS also can happen in TdF
Ian King
what did the madman say
Cooper Thomas
Does anybody want to become a LottoJUMBO fan for just €10?
its nice if you bother to make it so. With the Giro and the Tour I looked up stage profiles, did thinking about who could win it etc, and that made it nice for me. Now I cant be bothered to do that for the Vuelta and its boring as fuck.
John Ortiz
>They let the women race on the last bit of the last stage and it was utterly comical.
If the race was a little longer and the field stretched-out a bit, that stupid race wouldn't be such a clusterfuck.
This year's women's Giro wasn't a bad race.
Grayson Peterson
is BMC kill
Luke Lopez
why are astana pushing so hard? trying to prevent another breakaway? do they want to make it boring for us?
David Moore
killing the peloton
Henry Jones
going for luis leon sanchez stage win
Hudson Rodriguez
Someone suggested I think it was vinegar and water to cure diarrhoea, he basically called bullshit.
Eli Harris
who is thee dangermen
Matthew Long
> it's a Brian Holm episode
Angel Bennett
Sanchez or Clarke
Gabriel Murphy
Brambilla is one of our guys
Xavier Stewart
hoping for some gilbert action
Liam Mitchell
really want to know why cyclinghub's box keeps auto-swapping back to dutch
gilbert and clarke have both been giving a lot this race
Good stuff
Owen Brown
why does my stream bro always change the language of the eurosport feed from english to dutch and then back in the last 10km
every single stage he's done that
he said he kicked the power cord to his computer outta the socket in the last 10k yesterday
William Wood
Here they come
Jaxson Lopez
COME ON LADS
Ryder Butler
hansen is a beast
always reels it in
Cameron Edwards
Someone run in front of the peloton
Elijah Sanders
Fuck that looked like a big crsah
Xavier Garcia
rip
Andrew Murphy
CRASH
Easton Thompson
Man, if IAM weren't disbanding this would be a pretty good year for them.
Cooper Turner
>can'tador
Josiah Scott
RIP everyone
Owen Wilson
Boy, this is just not his year.
Robert Nelson
JONAS O N A S
Thomas Collins
Why is Belgium so good?
Adam Campbell
>Contacrash JUST
Brody Richardson
Contador is #DamagedGoods again
Liam Morales
jesus christ contador
Brandon Kelly
cribbing notes from Britain?
Joshua Peterson
FOR YOU X DDDDD
Austin Brooks
I think Contador is trying to catch up with Gesink for who's the most unlucky person in the peloton.
Luis Clark
What an utter asshole
Jackson Green
Porte is handedly the unluckiest rider this year
Colton Sullivan
(you)
Connor Martinez
FDJ rider hit Tosh vd Sande who steered straight into Contador.
Cooper Wood
What is the dopest brand for cycling caps, i'm gonna bite the bullet and get one and risk looking like a hipster