Sup Forums 10,000 B.C. Edition

BIG

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

> Rockbrick is making those aetsy fingerpaints again
I like Rockpielberg better, nowadays park is awesome

ROCKS

you back to rockkit, oog

now dawn of cavekino

>black man fucks black woman while black son peeks in

What did they mean by this?

>When the Christians captured Jerusalem, they massacred every Muslim in the city walls...
>I am not those men. I am Salahudin.
>[with more emphasis] Sala-hu-din!

black family.

*badumtss*

THE OTHER TRIBE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

I wager thou dost delight in the theater of Westley Anderson

UGH OOG GRUNT RABBIT FUCKUM

that oog when no female

how can homo sapiens even compete?

SHAMAN PAVEL, I'M CAVE

BIG NEANDERTHALENSIS COCK

>tfw listening to cozy oralkino with chief's son

fucking really?

>Be Neanderthal
>Get rocked

You guys ever wonder how it would feel to have a mammoth's trunk sucking on your cock?
Grok said he's going to try it and he's painting the results on the wall of cave 76.

>big

They were manlets with really small cocks

MAGNONED

Also high pitched voices and ginger hair.

>Little Homo Sapiens in damage control
BIG HANDS
BIG FEET
BIG DICK

who /high test/ here

wtf i hate floods now

Guys, a guy killed 50 people with a rock in a cave last night.

Do we need to ban rocks?

>using rocks
>not the superior bone tip tied to a wooden hilt with sinews
Do you even into /k/ombat?

DAILY REMINDER SABERMAN VS SAPIENMAN IS ROCKKINO

UZAK OF THE SNIDER TRIBE IS A WISE MAN

post your 10's

>tfw no 10/10 promised child of the blue eyes to build a new future with

>going to the the local cinerock
>bring my pterodactyl to get past the no singles policy
>bathe in the cinerock waterhole, but they don't have rock free soap
>my eyes are literally burning afterwards
>can't see, my pterodactyl flies off with my rock ticket
>cinerock royal guard asks for my ticket
>no ticket
>get thrown out

Good evening sir, that'll be $19.95... plus tip

Alf Huge-Cock's Terrorbirds is the greatest rockkino ever made. Many tribesmen were pecked in the process of making it.

gotta go guys i have to prep the mammoth

Shaman says paintings were made with coals from campfire and dung from ass in his day. Dyes ruined good storytelling by dazzling the young and the feeble-minded.

No need to bro, I already fucked your mum last night

CRO-MAGNUNS?

MORE LIKE CRO-FAG-NUNS

WHO /LATERHOMOSAPIEN/ HERE?????

i know, i was masturbating from my cuckcave

>Be self 50.000 AD
>M'Aska Man and friend ride small mammoth to I
>"Shaman Pavel, me be Ciskav tribe!"
>Shaman Pavel not smile
>M'Aska Man is smile
>"Ciskav tribe, Shaman Pavel bring friends"
>Shaman Pavel not smile
>"I be Ciskav tribe, I say get on big mammoth, bird will tell"
>be on big mammoth
>take big club in hand
>"BIG MAMMOTH ONLY ROOM THIS MANY FINGERS, NOT YOU!"
>leg hurt
>"FIRST SPEAK NOT FALL!"
>have friend drag Shaman Pavel friend to edge of big mammoth
>"WHO SAY SHAMAN PAVEL IS TAKE!"
>hit mammoth hard with big club
>"HE FLY BAD!"
>"WHO SAY NOW"
>swing club at Shaman Pavel friend and is held to edge of big mammoth
>"SAY ME BIG MAN, WHO IS BIG MAN!"
>"LOVE OF FOREIGN TRIBESMAN STRANGE!"
>Shaman Pavel friend with black face take deep breath and speak
>"Or maybe friend think why hit with club and then fly bad?"
>"who say to me?", Ciskav think
>"So friend speaks; who you?"
>"I be no man, not matter to you or any."
>wipe black face away and see big man with big crab on face
>"No man care for I before me kill big crab with club and put on face."
>Ciskav tribe not know why
>"If Ciskav tribe take off crab, big man sleep long sleep?"
>"Would hurt very bad"
>"Big man is big man!"
>"You!"
>Big man friends climb on Ciskav tribe big mammoth
>Big man friends bring many club
>Big man friends put sleep on Ciskav tribe men
>Big man friends put fire on Ciskav tribe big mammoth
>Big man and big man friends climb down big mammoth
>Ciskav tribe away

CARVE YOUR TOP 5 (ten sticks) ROCKKINO

>Ride (Refin Clan)
>2001 B.C. (Kurick Clan)
>Homo vigilant (Snider Clan)
>Land Wars: Tribe Strikes Back (Lukas Clan)
>Warchief Europa: Traitorous Battles (Marvel Craftsmen)

What a bundle of sticks

that is no black son, that is husband, he smaller because he at far end of cave watching Rock Thundercock pleasure wife and give strong seed

>see big man with big crab on face

impressive

RRRrrrr !!! (2003)

>It Not Me starts humming

>gravel scatters across rock

"I know you thinking, 'how me get out of this?' But first me tell you how it all began"

>"hey caveman, you a big rock" starts chanting

I don't think you guys understand the thread.

4u

Good taste. RRRrrrr is comedykino.

CAVE PAINTING MAKE UNG MAD

AHHHahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH

UNG NOT LIKE
UNG NOT THINK OONGA SPEAK LIKE UNG

AHHHHHHHHHH

OONGA SPEAK LIKE UNG

WHY ALL UNGA NOT SPEAK LIKE UNG?

OOGANJI

WE

...

Rocko's latest pr0n getting weeyerd.

You guys should watch 'Clan of the Cave Bear' with Daryl Hannah

Darryl Hannah give me wood. Heheh.

Now can make fire. Cook food for her. Then Scottish man turn up. Start shouting at me for not cook food right.

All will be good for the next 9000 years bros. then joos turn up to buy ever thing. :(

Double trips fucking checked man

ug not me starts playing

...

Have we discovered the fire?

ooga booga here in tuuga you wizard hary poota

porno cave? 10 shells to get in?

You have it fucky, friend. Homo sapiens are big dicked sub saharan blacks. Whitey got diluted with neanderthals.
These guys know what's up.

How store shadow puppet collekshun?

>it not me start playing

>fertility idol
>it gives you a boner and makes you want to cum in a lady

Such arcane magicks

Piss taste

>Give rock
>and other rock

Me like Cynthia RothRock movie

Uhh you don't get to bring friends

...

>Be in yellow man tribe lands
>It not me starts humming
OOOOOG

>10,000 B.C.

Fucking millenials...

>leave stonekino to me

TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE LOINCLOTH

...

BIG

BRACH

BRACHIOSAURUS

COCKS

>it's another the gang hunts a mammoth episode

Dis thread is so fickin hilarious, man.

Fuck you guys, you must be a comedian.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Yucatan 65 million years ago

Lmao, is that fucking scoobys body?

>him try judge rockposting when him not even pass rite of manhood hunting ceremony yet

Rockzar>Dreamrocks

I can hear the ominous "windy" score played lazily with mammoth horns and little sticks

>LOVE OF FOREIGN TRIBESMEN STRANGE
kek

>All these Nu-Magnon still watching Loinshit superhero schlock season after season

Should have posted a BIG CRO MAGNON COCK. A lot of Cro Magnon were over 6 foot tall with an AVERAGE size of 5'10.

How can Neandercucks even compete? Berry picker as fuck.

Woog Lad

Man can pick berry too, is nu man

If pick enough berry, woman will like me and give ugh ugh