today:
>2nd bundes
bochum - hannover
heidenheim - würzburg
sandhausen - stuttgart
(all 18:30 cest)
>bundes
bayern - bremen (20:30 cest)
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today:
>2nd bundes
bochum - hannover
heidenheim - würzburg
sandhausen - stuttgart
(all 18:30 cest)
>bundes
bayern - bremen (20:30 cest)
NO AUTOSAGE-EDITION
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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening
the mods will autosage every /bundes/ thread
You should make a pre-match thread
>2nd bundes
I thought we'd start ignoring that shit again since the real deal starts tonight?
el groups with bundes teams:
>group c
anderlecht, saint-etienne, MAINZ, gabala
>group i
SCHALKE, rasenballsport salzburg, krasnodar, nice
I like it
i will NOT get bullied into not making proper /bundes/ threads
What's so inherently wrong with /bundes/ threads?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mods know that /bundes/ threads are used for offtopic posting
Europe, here we come!
Who /HSV/ and /UNABSTEIGBAR/ here?
They don't mind elsewhere.
/bundes/ offtopic is pure garbage.
Good evening user
This is literally the 4th thread today, an none of them had over 20 replies.
Stop it.
Stop. It.
>no leverkusen
stop what?
>leverkussen
hehe
>fartkontrol
>affe
Fartkontrol
Fartbump
Fartstribe
Middelfart
>NO AUTOSAGE-EDITIOn
not so fast
making new threads while old ones are still alive
the other one isn't an official one
omg stop annoying me
no
TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV
>no autosage edition
>its on autosage
ikr? it's just rude
mods are obviously jealous because we are so cool
i just made a similar joke ehehe
yeah
It's like your name is Valencia and you're playing for Manchester
told you that his was the official thread
HERE WE GO SENPAI
if you care about this game you are addicted to football and should seek help
>caring about sports
HEH
if you are grumpy about this game, you are clinically depressed and don't like fun and you should seek help
>caring about anything
LOL
i agree and won't be watching
not grumpy
just a grownup ;)
Reminder that if you post here you shouldnt post in other threads so your autistic nerd rage doesnt spill over
A naked man ran on the pitch and did a headstand tonight during Randers-Silkeborg.
>i hate fun
>just a grownup
no, you are depressed
>i hate fun
not true you made that up
He must have felt sooo alive
>the people across the street are eating putside on their balcony
Yeah okay I'll just be self-conscious about everything for a couple of hours
neighbors on balconies are the WORST omg
you are not alone my love
Whenever I watch documentaries about disco life and the entries I feel like getting drunk and going to a discotheque
But nobody in your street has blinds, why do you care if they sit on the balcony. I do that too once in a while when I have people over for barbeque
xD
This
Had one foreign speaking woman being on the phone an hour ago for way too long
Oh my God. The guy who ran on the field was Lars Elstrup, 1992 European Champion with Denmark. Literally and genuinely. He scored the winning goal against France in the last group game. Without the goal we wouldn't have got out of the group.
The man is severely mentally ill. Retired soon after the Euros to join some cult that bled him dry. Was later arrested several times, for being naked in public in Odense and London among other things.
Poor fucking guy.
just close your blinds
>barbeque
>on a balcony
spotted the hartzer
I'm getting a balcony soon, but it will be out toward the backyard, door through my bedroom.
I have a rolling curtain but don't want to pull it down.
No
Oh and thank you for your kind words, sweetie
are you moving?
this is how americans must feel when another former NFL player goes crazy because of CTE
No, the owners' association decided to get them. My parents, who own my apartment, went along with it.
We weren't forced to get one, but it will be a reasonable price since a lot of the owners are getting one at the same time.
Yeah, good point.
Haha imagine if Breitner suddenly streaked during Frankfurt - Bremen and did a naked headstand on the pitch. That's literally almost what happened here lamo
you are more impulsive than usual
how much have you been drinking? is it the rum? was it more than just half a bottle?
The city of Hörwicks successor
This! So. Much. This.
Had a bit so far.
Starting XI for #fcbsvw: Wiedwald - Caldirola, Bauer, Yatabaré, Fritz, Johannsson, Diagne, Bartels, Gebre Selassie, Sané and Grillitsch.
i could see him doing that once he gets a bit older tbrwy (to be real with you)
Yes, I didn't choose him as my example by complete randomness, sadly.
Meanwhile i'm looking after my parents house and the cat while they are on holiday. got a big and nice garden all to myself where no one is fucking bothering me.
feelsgoodman.jpg
used to have a balcony at my old appartment that i could literally not use because of neighbors.
mhh *nods*
Had a week like that (minus the cat) this summer. Oh my God, how good was that.
There's not a lot of distance to the building on the other side of the backyard, so I'm not really seeing myself spending whole days out there either. Whatever though, I'm not paying so not going to turn it down.
Oh right, Elstrup even got a suspended sentence this Tuesday for assault. Bloody hell. Our own Gazza.
Neuer, Hummels, Martínez, Lahm, Alaba, Thiago, Alonso, Vidal, Müller, Ribéry, Lewandowski
Ulreich, Rafinha, Bernat, Sanches, Kimmich, Green, Öztürk
Hello eurofriends, I'm stoked for some /bundes/ action to fill a few hours in my increasingly bleak /neet/ life
Hey buddy.
Wasn't it a Canadian who used to post that pic?
Here she is with rap group Suspekt backstage at the Danish music awards
>its a drunkmark episode
seen a few if those
Did you guys know a pelican's beak can hold up to 11 liters of water?
yeah, she gonna become abusive in about two hours
no. why would they need that much water
i would have suspected it
Klam fyr even called her a MILF. This is our former Prime Minister.
Wow I had no idea. That's a lot.
>png
>3.07 MB
That's the difference between you and I. Big surprise to me, perfectly natural to you.
opposites attract
how do you know that
That's not all
youtube.com
Could have been me, I worked in Canada for two years but I've been back in the US looking for a job for six months now.
She looks old in that pic.
Two of the three oracles of Bundes has spoken. Rafa says BVB champions.
Now we await Fjortoft.
mhh *nods*
i stopped believing in schalke when they fired jens keller
Hahaha, what an absolute savage
delete
Yes, she looks rough. To be fair to her, she had just come off four years as PM and the photo was taken at an afterparty. She's still one of my favourite older (not that old though) women. Haven't seen her in a long time. She's CEO of Save the Children now. A bit out of the limelight.
Her successor as leader of the Social Democrats is not too shabby herself.
>already being this comfy
I am so ready for the Anstoß
I'm not crazy about the candy and sodawasser, but I dearly wish I was your irl friend, watching the game with you.
i love looking at high resolution images on my high PPI display
Alright, all clear now
Danes are always welcome over here in northern germany.
Heck, you guys even have a part in our state government.
i dont like your computer and why are you still using windows 7
>denmark will never wish to be your friend and watch the game with (you)
It's my old ass laptop that i keep stashed at my parents place.
Never got around to installing W10 on it, it never even got the free upgrade message. Gets the job done watching netflix and shit
okay thats cool
Ah yes. Lovely area. I think there is even a "Danish" mayor in one of the bigger cities.
And of course Lars Christiansen.
Oh my God you have no idea, my dearest friend.
I have arrived in a very happy place with people I deeply care about right now.
I'm so sorry for you. Wishing for better times.
>Hypezig
i have not heard that before
Yussuf