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HAMILTON IS GONNA LOSE IT GAHAHAHA SCREENCAP THIS POST GAHAHHA HOW WILL
BRITKEKS EVER RECOVER AND ALSO NICO IS GONNA WIN IT 100% GUARANTEED GOLD IN
HIS POCKETS

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Serious question:

Why is the Dutch flag NOT orange?

It might be the strongest association between a country and a singular color (not a color combination) ever, and the Dutch flag is some uninspired Euro shit with NO ORANGE.

wtf guys

This general has been getting steadily worse and worse.

It's the colour of the royal family. The Dutch flag is very very old, older than the royal family.

Besides, I like our tricolour. The red could have been orange though as it has been in the past a couple of times aswell.

Is this the general for cocksucking and niggers?

P6 for brit/pol/ suicide when Hamilton wins

Only because the white guy chokes hard

>HAM starting in last place due to penalties
Lad if he finishes ahead of ROS on Sunday I'm writing this one of as done

noice

betaberg will crash with amx in turn one

Into 50 laps of Tricky Ricky v Vettel wheel-to-wheel battles.

god I hope so
the tears of 20000 dutch caravaners will flood the track

>Rosberg takes out amx in T1
>Rosberg still ends up on the podium somehow

I can't even imagine the backlash from the crowd, I think he would actually get pelted by rocks

>Vettel
Wheel-to-wheel with Tricky Ricky
Driver quality aside, Ferrari is nowhere near RB. Don't kid yourself m8

>Tricky Ricky v Vettel wheel-to-wheel battles
Including driver quality, Vettel would crash or choke

Exactly. I like Vettel for the bantz but he's an absolute car babby. Really hoping for Tricky Ricky, Gimi or Vettel to cuck AMX out of a podium in his "home" gp though

I just want AMX to ignore team orders like 2013 Malaysia VET and an internet war starts between us and the toothpastes.

He's not a carbabby, he's just not great at wheel to wheel racing because he is too fair.

>gained 2 kg

I fucked up.
Guess I'm staying thicc.

God damn it Nick.

>not great at wheel to wheel racing because he is too fair
>too fair
Do you realize what you're saying?
Also, Ricciardo is pretty good and still fair. The only unfair cunts on the grid are hamilton and amx imho

Alright, but he is not the worst either. Sainz has the same problem.

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T. Nigel

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The red used to be orange but for unknown reasons it has been changed to red.
I think some say that it has something to do with French occupation and making it look more like the French flag, I've also heard it was because red is more visible than orange viewed from large distances.

Anyway, it will never come back since Dutch Nazi sympathizers used and supported the orange version

The red-white-blue was also used before the orange-white-blue. Unfortunately it's unknown when it first came about.

>it's a HAMROSVES
>I'm actually happy about it because i just became a Hamilelton fan
>if he loses, I will go back to be a Rosberg fan
>If they both fuck up Red Bull backs me up
Nothing can go wrong lads

>HAM gets wing damage from bouncing off a Manor at the start
>way behind
>ROS running top 3
>5 laps left
>ROS mechanical problem
>finish 21st
>HAM finish 5th
>championship over
>amd amx wins race

Vettel was arguably better than Webber, but that's about it. He's not a bad driver but right now he's not doing significantly better than Kimi, who is way past his prime.

Only if he disobeys and chokes anyway. Last time he obeyed team orders and saved his face by claiming he took one for the team. I'm tired of seeing him on the podium tbqh.

>became a Hamilelton fan
>Nothing can go wrong
All wrong already.

youre a fan of 4 of the 6 best teams

might as well cheer for ferarri too and get it done with

>muh gimi past his prime
Time to go back to Syria, Mohammad.

Webber was better at wheel-to-wheel then Vettel, but he wasn't fast. I guess that counts as part of the overall, but Webber kept his head, which Vettel is unable to do.

Ferrari are objectively not the one of the best teams.

but I do
my favourite team desu
after the team that's winning

not one of the best teams you say?

Said the one thinking Vettel could come anywhere near Tricky Ricky.
Good one, Luigi. Don't you have a home to rebuild?

Pretty much this, Strayabro

Also just wanted to add that Sainz is still a rookie so there's room for improvement

I'll just enjoy your tears.

Henno is a cunt and all but this Henno on Demand thing is great.

Watching FP1 & 2 that I missed in HQ

>gimi fans will defend this

Upvoted.
Are we playing the game of post a year that's not the current and pretend it's relevant to the current year?

"no kimi fault"

Sure man, enjoy those tears. Forza Ferrari

I don't care much about Ferrari. I just like Vettel.

Do you black countries like HAM all that much being like your lot & all?

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>often has the top tier drivers
>2nd best almost every season
>invariably fall below that
>are doing it now

imo that proves that they can't improve in a year, and can't attack their opponents weaknesses. Up until Mercedes came back, Ferrari were probably the most well funded, and most able to take advantage of they're opponents weaknesses, but almost never do.

Between Ascari and Schumacher, Ferrari have never been able to secure a consecutive WDC. The place I buy my air-fresheners and oil from did a double WCC, 9 years before Ferrari had they're first consecutive spell.

Ferrari is proof that if you stick around long enough, eventually you win.

this picture always makes me think

why did they choose the hair they did? does spain not have afro wigs? also what message are the glasses meant to convey - or are those standard in spain?

Do we?

They're just generic old people wigs. They were dressed for Carnival.

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Is Zwarte Piet still allowed?

WTF happen to netherlands???

need geert now

nobody asked you for your input jos

It is.

>that unpainted girl on the bottom railing

is this a BLACKED reenactment?

wtf

Naughty girls are kidnapped to Spain and raped for a year. So yes.

mazel tov! I sure do love exotic cultures

does HAM have the choice of a back of grid start or a pit lane start?

Don't think this lad is jewish.

Red = tulips
White = beautiful aryans
Blue = the water that will destroy the country in 40 years

B-but they have flood control, right?

The reason is that back in ye ol days orange dye was a lot more expensive then red. Thus the dutch being greedy as fuck, just used red dye

Whats to stop Mercedes from changing everything in Hamilton's engine every race when they would have to take a 10 grid penalty anyways, is there any difference in reality starting from 11th or 21st/pitlane for him and the speed his car with a brand new 1 race weekend engine would have?

what do you call the greedy dutchs? coast jews?

money probably, 21 engines are a lot more expensive than 5

and also because rosberg would take a gamble on using the same engine for a few races in a row and relying on ham being stuck in traffic for long enough that he won't be a threat for the lead

There is no money issue for Mercedes, at this point they should just give Hamilton a brand new engine every race and let him go flat out 2 seconds a lap faster than everybody else, ezwins

>mrw Vettel doesn't get a podium tomorrow (me on the left)

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dike jews

dikejew
jewfrog

>dike jews
>dikejew

I quite like it

Yes, he should start from pit lane imo

This is considered a power track, yes? What are the chances of a Manor overachieving on Sunday?

For that matter, what are the chances of absolute carnage on the first lap, and a ALO BUT SAI podium?

>What are the chances of a Manor overachieving on Sunday?
0.007%
> what are the chances of absolute carnage on the first lap
1.44%
> and a ALO BUT SAI podium
0.021%

Seems like tricky Ricky's a good influence

He is in awe of Ricciardo. It's the big brother that you'll never beat in a straight fight.

Manors will quality on the brink of Q2

Renault is shitting the bed, Sauber are shit as always, cheeky McLaren double DNF because of Honda dreams, nothing solve at Haas.

Throw in a few DNF's and some Massa wobbles, Kvyat existential driving masterclass and they might just score some points here (or at Monza)

Ocon will finish ahead of Wehrlein.

Off by 1.

>McLaren

Just read that they won't even use the full power of their "new and improved engine" until Singapore

>grorious Nippon steel
>too strong to handle for GeePee 2 "best in the field" chassis

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FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES

Just watched fp1
>max-i-mum
>rules and regs
>halo
>di resta
>no crashes
Just kill me. Were there any memes in FP2?

FUCK DE KONING

> Joyous Plumber parks
> Mercedes bags
> Red Bullies race
> Ocon carreer killing German Niggerton
>

Ocon tried to kill his pit-crew and some photographer

Guess I'll watch it. Guess no Ocon cocksucking today.

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Had a fine dinner yesterday. Invited her for a short hike in the dunes tomorrow before our already planned bbq (with her friends). Going to try and talk about what happened in Portugal and see how she feels now the dust has settled. Overall a perfectly fine day I'm looking forward to:
> fp3 at 11
> qualy at 2
> hike at 3
> bbq at 8
Going to bed early for time seems to go faster while asleep. Surely there are enough guys here to work the nightshift. Have a good one, lads.

Did you kiss though?

Nobody gives a shit m8.

but did you sniff panty?

DSLs
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the all have that stupid mouth except for jos

is the practice over?

lewis is about to start his formation lap because his grid slot is on the other side of the english channel

AHAHAHA

excellent post mate