How do I get Scaruffi to give my album an 8/10?

How do I get Scaruffi to give my album an 8/10?

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be """unique"""

idk just put circus shit music in there it's bound to get above a 6

be groovy and not reptative.

yeah don't be so reptative

syncopation and lusty negro attitudes

Having solid production like Mazzy Star and Jessica Bailiff bumps you up a few points

be innovative

do not be reptative pls

jam to industrial noises

make it a double album or have a few songs that go over 10 minutes

Groove is a must
Don't underestimate good melodic sense, but also don't rehash sugary melodies so as to avoid sounding derivative
Avoid clean production and poppy songwriting when the genre is known for the opposite, and vice versa

Do not be The Beatles

What is this meme

Suicide and Neu is repetitive and he loves it

Record yourself puking and shitting with some free jazz and tribal music playing simultaneously in the background. Also, recite some poems about fucking seagulls through a really shitty mic.

1. Make the music you wanna make
2. Visit Scaruffi and bring him a gift (and by that I mean a 9yo girl)
3. 8/10? No, more like 10/10.

make a long and cacophonic album

put a 12 yo girl on the album cover

only because they were innovative desu

Does scaruffi not appreciate good lyrics?

he likes bob dylan so yes

Sister Ray is one of his favorite songs and it's repetitive as fuck.

Make this your album cover

My album will mix all his 9s, it will be his best album ever

be a 12 yo girl

"Beefheart-ian Blues"

they aren't reptative at all

He'll praise the lyrics sometimes, but he tends to avoid talking about them because he rarely thinks it's great poetry and he says the music usually says more.

>Way has become a better songwriter, but, if you want to read good poetry, i can recommend a few thousand better poets. One misses the point. If you are just making average music with average lyrics, and very little energy, why should people listen to you instead of the other thousands?

1 - innovate (merely) for the sake of innovation as much as possible
2 - make your music "physical" and "emotional" in nature
that's all.

fellatio

It has to be influenced by free jazz

does he care about melody and song structure at all or is he only interested in weird noises?

It depends, he unironically thinks this song is a masterpiece:
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>German quartet Banaroo delivered one of the most demented dance-pop anthems of all times, Dubi Dam Dam (2005). It was the only decent track on Banaroo's World (2005). The follow-up album was even worse. But that first anthem is a masterpiece.
You gotta agree with him that this song is indicative of dementia.

It's not enough, he rated Blind Faith 7/10 only.