Moana teaser trailer

m.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PbWhWGUrY

God damn Sup Forums, I thought you guys said this would be shit? It looks fucking amazing. The music, the animation, everything.

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Fresh IPs are always welcome.

But it smells like another stronk womyn fil to me. At least at first glance.

The stupid eyebrow raise got me I'll admit. Also I like the sound of it so far.

everything is a stronk womyn film these days, expect it to go on for another hundred years.

>You are now aware that there will be dolls/ movie merch of the big fat black guy voiced by The Rock which little girls around the world will be playing with.

i wan to fug the grill

Warcraft looks better than I thought.

After Zootopia these cunts can sell me anything, except for those shitty Marvel movies.
Also, that pigu is going to be the mvp.

I don't think Marvel needs your money DCuck.

based The Dwayne

BIG
ISLANDER
DOLLS

I know Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is the biggest draw the film but damn, Moana got cucked in her own trailer by a giant fat Samoan.

His face looks fucking dumb as shit.

Why does no one else see how over-animated every 3D family movie is. Doesn't matter if it's Dreamworks, Pixar of Disney, it's so offputting how their body animations and facial expressions are so elastic.

It's like they're stage actors, like they have to over act to convey the message to dumb kids or something.

And it's not like kids movies can't have restraint, pic related.

I hope Dwayne got more screentime than those moana girl.

Look at zootopia, the fox was supposed to be an main character before that fucking bunny ruins everything.

Nope. Frozen's previews were 99% Olaf.

Pretty sure Elsa wasn't cucked out of anything.

Nah, In the trailers elsa was always potrayed as a villain.

Pigs are a nuisance to the Hawaiian ecosystem and shouldn't be portrayed in a positive light.

is this film evens set in Hawaii?

>Chinese fuckin’ things

so this was Disney's last good 2D film?

fuck man I miss the old Disney.

forgot pic. Is L&S on Blu ray yet?

They did say "the pacific islands" but who knows.

I would hope so still one of my favorties

I'm looking forward to it.

This. Looks adequate isn't fur/capeshit. I welcome it.

mite b cool. Im a sucker for an island setting tho, music sounds great too

Samoans and Tongans are literally the dumbest people you'll ever meet. Why is this movie making them out to be capable of culture?

Damn

Pixar is getting blown the fuck out

I got some good Hercules + Lilo and Stitch vibes from that teaser which is a very good sign

The reason for that is to keep the whole 'cartooniness' thing about it. If it's realistically animated then you'd get some uncanny valley shit that won't appeal to children.

Do white people have to be racist in EVERY fucking thread?

I hope most of the movie is based around the ocean
water is the craziest setting

Hey, my mother was a Samoan before she got turned into a bucket of chicken!

That's a big guy.

>CG realism meat popsicle animation

Disgusting as fuck. Hand drawn all day any day. If you're going to do CG, keep it stylised. Making it look realistic but not is gross looking.

yeah it has this wierd mix of cartoony at some parts and real at others. kind of throws me off.

The best part of the trailer was the 2D tattoos.

Wish Disney would actually give 2D a real chance, the princess frog should not have been made and would have flopped even in 3D.

Samoans and Tongans have average IQs of 88 and 86. I've never met one that could possibly understand art or metaphor or symbolism or abstract thoughts and ideas. They're just a dumb people. I'm sure they love their children and whatever, but this level of imagination and story telling isn't indicative of their cultures. Their stories of creation and legend are more about ignorantly grasping for an explanation of their physical world than about creating stories for the sake of the art form. This movie is intellectually dishonest.

your name is The Muffin.
your posts are invalidated.

Has this beaten Star Wars and Beauty and the Beast yet?

T. Island Nigger

Is Miranda going to be singing in this? really not a fan of his voice

Wonder if it'll have rap though
youtube.com/watch?v=Whvrcd61YYY

have you ever been to a pacific island?
Im a kiwi, and i interact with islanders on a daily basis, and have been to the islands a few times, and while ill agree that they do have lower than average IQs, saying that PIs have no culture is one of the thickest things you can say. the pacific islands are a fucking culturally rich society bro, its like the only thing they have going for them, culture and sunshine.

I've met plenty of intelligent pacific islanders, and i don't know why you need to slander an entire people based on the 2 guys you've met. Many of them are very impoverished and you'd find similar levels of education in poor rural areas of the south and midwest. Pacific islanders had an incredibly rich oral tradition as do most tribal peoples and all cultures have creation myths you racist fagbag. Interracial intelligence levels are nothing compared to intraracial intelligence variance

>T.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Māui_(Māori_mythology)

>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Yeah, I'm sick to death of SJWs forcing Disney films to have a female lead when they're traditionally male led

Can't bat 100 every game.

the animation is so fucking nice.

That doesn't sound like The Rock at all, could he secretly be an amazing voice actor?

Music is dope.

the water makes my dick hard

mircea-eliade.com/from-primitives-to-zen/072.html

>Then Maui asked his father, 'What is my ancestress Hine-nui-te-po like?' He answered, 'What you see yonder shining so brightly red are her eyes. And her teeth are as sharp and hard as pieces of volcanic glass. Her body is like that of a man. And as for the pupils of her eyes, they are jasper. And her hair is like the tangles of long seaweed. And her mouth is like that of a barracuda.' Then his son answered him: 'Do you think her strength is as great as that of Tama-nui-te-Ra, who consumes man, and the earth, and the very waters, by the fierceness of his heat? Was not the world formerly saved alive by the speed with which he travelled? If he had then, in the days of his full strength and power, gone as slowly as he does now, not a remnant of mankind would have been left living upon the earth, nor, indeed, would anything else have survived. But I laid hold of Tama-nui-te-Ra, and now he goes slowly, for I smote him again and again, so that he is now

The porn that comes out of this movie is going to really be something.

And this all that really matters.

heh

>Their stories of creation and legend are more about ignorantly grasping for an explanation of their physical world than about creating stories for the sake of the art form.
You mean like all religion?

Moana in Kingdom Hearts III

Is that some Hercule art I'm seeing?

So is Moana Maui's daughter? or is this kid his son or something that he can part water like that?

Manchildren.

As a kiwi, it's really odd seeing Maori shit with American accents.

>As a kiwi

Post shepe. Also that doesn't sound like the Rock's typical voice, almost like he has an accent.

Na the mythology is Maori so it's going to be somewhere near NZ, non specified.

maui isn't just a maori legend

sure as hell didnt start here anyway

>long-haired toe slut
>Lesbian ice princess
>I want to fuck the bunny
>delicious brown waifu
>Giant loli

Disney is killing

Apparently Dwayne is Samoan. Go figure

>I'm sure they love their children
Well they have severe domestic violence issues...

>Their stories of creation and legend are more about ignorantly grasping for an explanation of their physical world than about creating stories for the sake of the art form

What the fuck does this mean. Has any creation story been for 'art'?

>>Giant loli

I hope she has sisters.

>Their stories of creation and legend are more about ignorantly grasping for an explanation of their physical world than about creating stories for the sake of the art form.

So, like every religion out there.

Didn't learn that in school, just got the We WAS KANGZ bullshit. Maori teacher tried to claim Maoris would have invented the fridge by now if euros didn't show up.

That's great and all but it's completely irrelevant to voice acting, but SJW will lap that shit up

>Apparently Dwayne is Samoan.

He has the ancestry through his grandparents on his mother's side, his father is black nova scotian or some shit.

Except Christianity, which is the truth.

This might be the dumbest fucking post you've ever made.

>Their stories of creation and legend are more about ignorantly grasping for an explanation of their physical world than about creating stories for the sake of the art form
>what is religion
Fuck me, you're a dumb cunt.

>but SJW will lap that shit up

SJW's attacking a person of color? That'll be a change of pace.

I like the big guy, he could be a bit fatter though.

I appreciate both types of animation, bugger off.

>complaining about style
First sign of a pleb.

Complaining about style is like complaining about how a character in a film murders someone and murder is bad so the movie is bad.

>Disney running out of cultures to appropriate

they're then go on to make space kino, I'm sure

>they're then go on to make space kino

Wall-E

I wouldn't mind a 2nd space kino on par with Wall-E to be fair

>more soulless CGI rubbish with dreamworks face to boot
no ty

>horrible vocal compression, the big guy's voice isn't dynamic at all

>Smug Face™ after Smug Face™

>awful music

great scenery though

It's called the DreamSmirk™

you act all intellectual and mighty, faggot, but you can't even handle proper English yourself.

>They're just a dumb people

Hit the nail on the head. Just look at mars needs moms or the polar express if you want to see "realistic" animation styles. Nothing but dead eyes for days.

>Playing Civ 5 as the Polynesians
>Discover Bronze Working
>Wow. I've surpassed the actual Polynesians

Only quads can kill him.

RIP in peace fitz

Damn that's some eye-candy scenery there. Disney have come a long way since Chicken Little.

This should really be a summer release.

Is this supposed to be about Hawaiians or Samoans?

Really need to show Moana my hook and paddle tbqh lads

Lmao

Will they eat people like pre-colonial polynesians?

Fact: Polynesians are the most powerful people in the world.

What a qt 3,14159