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just had the most cracking beer poo

he wont be pleased

Keri Sable 2bh lads

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having a mint julep

think /brit/'s run its course

The idea of sex is quite abstract and unfathomable to me, even the prospect of a kiss seems scarily intimate. Young teenagers get to work up to these things over a period of weeks, months or years that can even span multiple relationships. Adults are expected to perform.

Together with some ethical misgivings regarding prostitution that's one of my main issues with the "Why don't you just get a working girl" advice - Do you have any idea how insane the concept of having sex with someone within 10 minutes of meeting them seems to me?

r8

it had run it's course a year ago when we voted 3-1 to call it a day

Too sad
So bad
Rip

-_-7

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can you imagine eating food? absolautely mad

>that was a year ago

absolutely runt tier behaviour

Any lads going to the footy this weekend?

Six Nations mate, come on....

/brit/ is eternal. a guiding force for good and evil

yeah lad, if you fancy a scrap with me and the lads give us a bell

watching the erosion of Canadian culture right before my eyes

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visited Toronto last summer, may as well have gone to China. Also went to Niagra Falls - it was like Las Vegas and Blackpool combined

i'm an extremely right wing white supremacist turbororke

Is England 6 Nations gonna pull a Euro '16 England?

learnign the russki alphabet today lads

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yeah lad, meeting the droogies down the spread eagle in a bit

Nigga MIND DA MUTHAFUCKIN

G. A. P.

So David Beckham is pretty much finished then. Will he run off to the States in shame, d'ya reckon?

Rolling a so called spliff

*sees a fed*
ere'yar boys nuts down bacon coming

Canadians don't have a culture

poor becks, he's a nice bloke Tbh


why would you pick on becksie of all people

loving the working class gimmicks, keep it up

whatever the result he shall remain an Englishman

fucking kek.....sports fans are proper runts.

wow thank you

imagine being that much of a sad twat that you set up a parallel hacking group to Wikileaks called 'Football Leaks' and hack footballers private emails

dear oh dear

What book you lot reading then?

You like my OC nigga?

I learned it with this video

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won't be saying that when me and the lads come causing carnage down your way son

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50 shades of white

Can't wait for us to build up the RN again lads

Tough crowd ya got there

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i like fucking ya mums cunt

ree ree roo roo mummy I NEED A POO POO

lmao, this is just sad.

he refused to do some charity thing unless there was a knighthood in it for him

think i got spiked by a polish bloke last night :/

>Beckham is also claimed to have said to Oliviera: 'Unless it's a knighthood f*** off', according to The Sun.

good lad

ahh I see my free range runts are doing well

Because he's a greedy, selfish piece of shit?

asdasfbdsdfdsgfds

so? he's long overdue one, they hand out knighthoods like they're sweets over here

think I've got one laying about somewhere

>everything I don't like is socialism: the book

He made footy kind cool here in the states

cannot even understand how stupid someone has to be to admit to doing chairty for a knighthood in fucking email lads

like you genuinely have to be clinically retarded

Pic related and LOTR.

Doesn't fucking deserve one. Failed for England

>so? he's long overdue one

For what exactly? He won nothing for England and his charitable endeavours have been exposed as a sham simply to build his brand.

and they say white people have no culture

>donated his entire earnings from PSG when he played there to UNICEF
>set up the 7 Fund for UNICEF
>rightfully wants some recognition in the form of a knighthood
>greedy

mmmmah yes

the queen doesn't give a shit about football, she only gives knighthoods to gay actors and singers

>he googled bookchin

oh dear

>In it, he allegedly wrote: 'Katherine Jenkins OBE for what? Singing at the rugby and going to see the troops plus taking coke. F****** joke.'

Heres your daily handout, peasants.

Can you lads give HRH a nudge and a wink when Football Yank goes up for knighthood?

what happened la

aaaah yes altruism at it's finest.

go back to leftypol

It's all a sham, you melt. Why does he deserve to be recognised more than the thousands of others that do altruistic things for genuine reasons rather than use charity to promote his business ventures?

The Queen doesn't decide.

they gave him an OBE for his footie career in 2003 so evidently not

100%Jesus

no not becks.......... anyone but him........... englands lionheart............... no.........

why not?

Pardon me? I specifically remember ordering brioche

>gets an OBE
>gets a bigger brand
>makes even more money than what he's donated through increased bargaining power in endorsements

it's literally an investment but he's investing in his own stocks

*snatches the loaf away before you can react*
hehehehe!!
*scampers away back to my hideyhole through a crack in the skirting board, squealing hysterically*

*feeds the 5000*

my dad has a CBE

yeah, so?

rung is a good word

rung rung rung rung rung

haha

looks pretty nice desu, is that banana bread?

don't care for this discussion.

especially being about on of Engerlands most famous loser.

*Socks

had a lot of zoots and some questionable kebabs yesterday

Maybe he just wants a knighthood for the right reasons?

He always made it clear he loved his country

just kept on realising through the night that I was too awake and energetic to be just drink. plus smoked a bifta with lads at one point and even that didn't get me tired. right now feel like i'm on a comedown for the first time in over a year. pretty horrid m8. fucking polski definitely slipped something in my drink in the pub when i wasnt looking

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totalled the old polo boys haha x

what does it mean if you do a poo that's basically black lads?

>represents his country internationally
>does a vast amount of charity work, raising money for children worldwide
>no scandals, nice bloke
>bit annoyed (in private) that his country doesn't recognise it

becks did nothing wrong

internal bleeding x

internal bleeding lol

brown-black or green-black?

Why not, what?

Lots of people love their country, and? It's clear he has used charity and Unicef to promote a campaign for a knighthood despite him seeing the charity work as a means to promote Brand Beckham rather than actually giving a shit about the work it does.

the entire concept of an OBE is selflessness for queen, country and its people. there's nothing wrong with charity that has a benefit to you, a lot of people give money to charity to deduct on tax and med school prospects use volunteer programmes to boost their portfolios. however, when you actually admit to it being a facade in the hopes of getting an award that is based upon concepts that are directly opposite to what you're intentions are, you are a bit of a fuckwit and won't get it.

peptic ulcer

cheeky internal bleed

wouldn't worry about it, blood is supposed to be in your body

fug

>no scandals, nice bloke
Other than cheating on his wife, getting security to beat up photographers and this latest controversy.

he's already got an OBE, he's after knighthood- two different things