Kennedy vs Wright
Royals (66-61) @ Red Sox (71-56)
>Nintendo isnt dead for the season
>Koji might come back
All Xander has to do is stop sucking and we got this
And Wright starts out wild.
>Praying Mantis
I hate this stupid meme, almost as bad as the LE EVEN YEAR
And Shaw and JBJ
Moreso Shaw because at least JBJ still hits the occasional dinger
meant for
Wew lad that fucking knucler action
damn that pitch was nasty and maybe a strike
what the fuck are they doing?
this is gonna be a rough one boys
Fuck.
This game is going to suck.
WRIGHTS BACK BOYS
KC is really preying on the Sox tonight.
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>Wright can't throw strikes, and the ones he does are getting hit out
perhaps he wasn't ready to come back from the DL?
H-HE'S JUST RUSTY GUYS! R-RIGHT??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WRIGHT IS DAMAGED GOODS THANKS JOHN FARRELL
ya so like he's not doing well
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Aight im gonna just go play Overwatch now. Beats seeing Wright slug 70 MPH meatballs down the middle
Well, I wonder how Brady will do tonight?
What else is on TV tonight?
It's not the fucking weather.
For the love of fuck, they're just making excuses.
He pitched a CGSO in fucking LA, the heat doesn't mean shit.
It's humidity more than heat.
It's rarely humid in Chavez Ravine
It isnt the weather, its just once again the Sox rushing back an injured player (Of which the injury being stupid and easily preventable) and they get fucking raped
See Erod
Even the ump is taking pity.
It's not that fucking humid here.
Has Xander ever actually made a catch he dived for I swear he misses every fucking time
CURSE OF DON IS ON
His range on dives isn't that good and he tends to choose to not dive more often than not.
His defense this year feels like it took a step back from last year, he was more adventurous and willing to make plays more willingly.
did we lose
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>turn on tv
>see score
wew
Here we go boys.
Please get back into this.
Don't worry we'll load the bases up, sac fly, than GIDP
Fug.
Please Mookie.
Don't leave them on. Please.
Xander broken the slump. Incoming bogie bombs faggooots
Thank you based Mookie
Not going down without a fight.
>loading the bases with 1 out
NONONONONONONONO
NOT AGAIN
NOT THIS EPISODE AGAIN
Grand salami dubs get
Kek wills it
don't worry its Leon
Dubs for sandman
Gotta admit, Sandylion is the guy I want up.
and down goes sandy...
here comes more disappointment
Thanks asshole
DUBS FOR JACKIE BIG BLACK SALAM
That pic perfectly summed up mfw
so he can do that???
>45 minute 1st inning
JBJ's a bum.
>JBJ
FUCK
Yep.
Yeeeep.
Saw that one coming a mile away.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
REEEEEEEEEE
Eck: "Wow"
says it all.
neutral observer here
are the sox always this bad with risp
what if we just never got the bases loaded so they can hit?
>batting UNDER .190 with the bases loaded since MAY
Something needs to change, this is ridiculous.
Ye
>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service
>Ortiz-Retiring next year
>Pedrioa-Will continue to play until his injuries catch up to him(AKA next year)
>Tazawa-A shell of his former self, will leave into free agency with his accomplishments forgotten in place of his failures
>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.
>Drew-A literal who wasting away in Washington
>Salty-Trying to make the best of a life devoid of his lover Koji
>Lester-Ring chasing with the Cubs just to say fuck you to Boston
>Victorino-Driven away from Boston in tears
>Lackey-Ring chasing with his senpai
>Peavy-Being subpar with the Giants, happy to be back in Boston for a day only to find out everyones forgotten he existed
>Koji-Dead, a shell of his former self. One day the high fives are going to stop
>Ross-Lost and forgotten to the Cubs
>Berry-LITERALLY WHO
>Carp-A shitter who saw Boston for what it was
>Middlebrooks-Happily playing baseball for fun with his beautiful reporter wife
>Ellsbury-Currently residing in the New York Yankees retirement home
>Breslow->Breslow
>Buckholz-Will leave not with a bang but with a whimper
>Doubront-Died in Tommy John surgery
>Workman-Also died in Tommy John surgery
>Bogarts-Regressing so hard he'll be in pinstripes next year
>Napoli-Currently respected and adored by Cleveland after being punted from Boston
>Morales-Dead
>Dempster-Currently training to be a ninja while moonlighting as a Diamondback pitcher
Do we have any heroes left? Is there any reason not to shut ourselves away and just rewatch to most magical year since 2004?
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See We bat over .300 with men on 1st and 2nd, 2nd and 3rd, or 1st and 3rd.
With the bases loaded?
>.187 since May, .212 all season
>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service
what
>only 4 teams worse in the entire league with the bases loaded scoring issue
PLAYOFF TEAM BOYS
>You will never see the 2013 Red Sox play again
Don't worry red sox. Yost will leave Kennedy in for too long so he can get the win.
K-koji's on the mound and we can't lose.
Not with the way some of our offense has been playing. JBJ and Shaw have been blackholes, the bottom of the order is fucking useless without Nintendo, and Xander was struggling all month.
This made me sad, especially the Koji part. I-I just want him to be happy again...
Whats up with Gomes?
he retired? why do you care about him
who /alcoholism/ here
Why are you surprised that the weirdest dude on that team now bought into the Japanese prostitution service?
Koji is just too old. He'll always have one of the greatest seasons in closer history though. Father time can't take that away.
>prostitution
I'm no expert on Nip hosting services, but aren't they more just kind of people you pay to spend time with you in a non-sexual way?
Like just escorts that you hang out with and talk with for a night on the town. And there's no sex involved.
I know they have something like that, but not sure if its what his thing is.
Only since the break.
>sox getting btfo
>Jimmy G looks like utter shit against the panthers right now
bad night
God he was so unhittable that year. So many clutch hits, fuck I miss that team
Whats the score? how did Jimmy do in his other starts?
Dude I dont know, only the Japanese would have something like that
>Aly Raisman was spitroasted and gang banged in the degenerate sexual hellhole that is any olympic village
Raismann's voice hurts my ears.
Wat should have been a grand night of sports is turning to shit 4th and 31
Aly the robot.
fuck she's sexy
0 to 0, but he looks like aids right now with 1st team players
hes been kind of decent in his other >preseason games, but he looks bad right now
Looks like Tom's coming to the rescue.
thats a fucking shame. I was like the only dude in New England who wasnt super mad about the idea of a Brady Suspension because I like Jimmy "I piss excellence" G and wanted him to get in some valuable experience
>canadian sox fan
literally who
Ok now score runs please PLEASE
no pls
Meh, there's plenty up here. Closest team in proximity aside from Toronto and I'll be fucked before I ever cheer for anything coming out of Ontario.
>eternal 4th placers getting utterly ruined by the Cuckees
wew nice
>blue gays are winning
fucking shit this division is hellish, can never make any fucking ground in it
how's the memester working tonight
are we blaming farrell for ruining him or was this a fielder's fault
BASED large father
He was bad in the first inning, he gave up a couple of dingers
But since then he's been pretty good. It was obviously just rust for him coming off injury.
>stupid heat meme was already getting thrown around while he was getting btfo
i legit hate this excuse
God bless David Ortiz and Mookie Betts
God bless
how much you wanna bet they don't score
i'd take that bet if the bases were loaded
no please we need runs
So whose the worst team with the bases leaded if there are 4 teams worse than us. God I hate to be a fan of them