Royals (66-61) @ Red Sox (71-56)

Kennedy vs Wright

>Nintendo isnt dead for the season
>Koji might come back


All Xander has to do is stop sucking and we got this

And Wright starts out wild.

>Praying Mantis

I hate this stupid meme, almost as bad as the LE EVEN YEAR

And Shaw and JBJ

Moreso Shaw because at least JBJ still hits the occasional dinger

meant for

Wew lad that fucking knucler action

damn that pitch was nasty and maybe a strike

what the fuck are they doing?

this is gonna be a rough one boys

Fuck.

This game is going to suck.

WRIGHTS BACK BOYS

KC is really preying on the Sox tonight.

...

>Wright can't throw strikes, and the ones he does are getting hit out

perhaps he wasn't ready to come back from the DL?

H-HE'S JUST RUSTY GUYS! R-RIGHT??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WRIGHT IS DAMAGED GOODS THANKS JOHN FARRELL

ya so like he's not doing well

...

Aight im gonna just go play Overwatch now. Beats seeing Wright slug 70 MPH meatballs down the middle

Well, I wonder how Brady will do tonight?

What else is on TV tonight?

It's not the fucking weather.

For the love of fuck, they're just making excuses.

He pitched a CGSO in fucking LA, the heat doesn't mean shit.

It's humidity more than heat.

It's rarely humid in Chavez Ravine

It isnt the weather, its just once again the Sox rushing back an injured player (Of which the injury being stupid and easily preventable) and they get fucking raped

See Erod

Even the ump is taking pity.

It's not that fucking humid here.

Has Xander ever actually made a catch he dived for I swear he misses every fucking time

CURSE OF DON IS ON

His range on dives isn't that good and he tends to choose to not dive more often than not.

His defense this year feels like it took a step back from last year, he was more adventurous and willing to make plays more willingly.

did we lose

...

>turn on tv
>see score

wew

Here we go boys.

Please get back into this.

Don't worry we'll load the bases up, sac fly, than GIDP

Fug.

Please Mookie.

Don't leave them on. Please.

Xander broken the slump. Incoming bogie bombs faggooots

Thank you based Mookie

Not going down without a fight.

>loading the bases with 1 out

NONONONONONONONO

NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS EPISODE AGAIN

Grand salami dubs get

Kek wills it

don't worry its Leon

Dubs for sandman

Gotta admit, Sandylion is the guy I want up.

and down goes sandy...

here comes more disappointment

Thanks asshole

DUBS FOR JACKIE BIG BLACK SALAM

That pic perfectly summed up mfw

so he can do that???

>45 minute 1st inning

JBJ's a bum.

>JBJ

FUCK

Yep.

Yeeeep.

Saw that one coming a mile away.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

REEEEEEEEEE

Eck: "Wow"

says it all.

neutral observer here

are the sox always this bad with risp

what if we just never got the bases loaded so they can hit?

>batting UNDER .190 with the bases loaded since MAY

Something needs to change, this is ridiculous.

Ye

>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service

>Ortiz-Retiring next year

>Pedrioa-Will continue to play until his injuries catch up to him(AKA next year)

>Tazawa-A shell of his former self, will leave into free agency with his accomplishments forgotten in place of his failures

>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.

>Drew-A literal who wasting away in Washington

>Salty-Trying to make the best of a life devoid of his lover Koji

>Lester-Ring chasing with the Cubs just to say fuck you to Boston

>Victorino-Driven away from Boston in tears

>Lackey-Ring chasing with his senpai

>Peavy-Being subpar with the Giants, happy to be back in Boston for a day only to find out everyones forgotten he existed

>Koji-Dead, a shell of his former self. One day the high fives are going to stop

>Ross-Lost and forgotten to the Cubs

>Berry-LITERALLY WHO

>Carp-A shitter who saw Boston for what it was

>Middlebrooks-Happily playing baseball for fun with his beautiful reporter wife

>Ellsbury-Currently residing in the New York Yankees retirement home

>Breslow->Breslow

>Buckholz-Will leave not with a bang but with a whimper

>Doubront-Died in Tommy John surgery

>Workman-Also died in Tommy John surgery

>Bogarts-Regressing so hard he'll be in pinstripes next year

>Napoli-Currently respected and adored by Cleveland after being punted from Boston

>Morales-Dead

>Dempster-Currently training to be a ninja while moonlighting as a Diamondback pitcher

Do we have any heroes left? Is there any reason not to shut ourselves away and just rewatch to most magical year since 2004?

...

See We bat over .300 with men on 1st and 2nd, 2nd and 3rd, or 1st and 3rd.

With the bases loaded?

>.187 since May, .212 all season

>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service
what

>only 4 teams worse in the entire league with the bases loaded scoring issue

PLAYOFF TEAM BOYS

>You will never see the 2013 Red Sox play again

Don't worry red sox. Yost will leave Kennedy in for too long so he can get the win.

K-koji's on the mound and we can't lose.

Not with the way some of our offense has been playing. JBJ and Shaw have been blackholes, the bottom of the order is fucking useless without Nintendo, and Xander was struggling all month.

This made me sad, especially the Koji part. I-I just want him to be happy again...

Whats up with Gomes?

he retired? why do you care about him

who /alcoholism/ here

Why are you surprised that the weirdest dude on that team now bought into the Japanese prostitution service?

Koji is just too old. He'll always have one of the greatest seasons in closer history though. Father time can't take that away.

>prostitution

I'm no expert on Nip hosting services, but aren't they more just kind of people you pay to spend time with you in a non-sexual way?

Like just escorts that you hang out with and talk with for a night on the town. And there's no sex involved.

I know they have something like that, but not sure if its what his thing is.

Only since the break.

>sox getting btfo
>Jimmy G looks like utter shit against the panthers right now

bad night

God he was so unhittable that year. So many clutch hits, fuck I miss that team

Whats the score? how did Jimmy do in his other starts?

Dude I dont know, only the Japanese would have something like that


>Aly Raisman was spitroasted and gang banged in the degenerate sexual hellhole that is any olympic village

Raismann's voice hurts my ears.

Wat should have been a grand night of sports is turning to shit 4th and 31

Aly the robot.

fuck she's sexy

0 to 0, but he looks like aids right now with 1st team players

hes been kind of decent in his other >preseason games, but he looks bad right now

Looks like Tom's coming to the rescue.

thats a fucking shame. I was like the only dude in New England who wasnt super mad about the idea of a Brady Suspension because I like Jimmy "I piss excellence" G and wanted him to get in some valuable experience

>canadian sox fan
literally who

Ok now score runs please PLEASE

no pls

Meh, there's plenty up here. Closest team in proximity aside from Toronto and I'll be fucked before I ever cheer for anything coming out of Ontario.

>eternal 4th placers getting utterly ruined by the Cuckees

wew nice

>blue gays are winning

fucking shit this division is hellish, can never make any fucking ground in it

how's the memester working tonight

are we blaming farrell for ruining him or was this a fielder's fault

BASED large father

He was bad in the first inning, he gave up a couple of dingers

But since then he's been pretty good. It was obviously just rust for him coming off injury.

>stupid heat meme was already getting thrown around while he was getting btfo

i legit hate this excuse

God bless David Ortiz and Mookie Betts

God bless

how much you wanna bet they don't score

i'd take that bet if the bases were loaded

no please we need runs

So whose the worst team with the bases leaded if there are 4 teams worse than us. God I hate to be a fan of them