LIVERPOOL FC VS SPURS PRE GAME THREAD

STARTS IN 2 BONGS

PREDICTIONS?

SHIT BANTER?

WERE GONNA GET BTFO LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=3GAsjj8ayfY&feature=youtu.be&t=3m

2-0 spuds

3-1 Liverpool

Mane brace.

4-1 spurs desu. liverpool get anything here and its a miracle theyre shit

It's almost 5am in here and I haven't slept should I stay up for this match?

I just woke up for it desu, went to bed early

Did you do something last night senpai?

It's Spurs vs Liverpool, not Liverpool vs Spurs m8

2 hours till KO, go to sleep

No, which is why I went to bed early. Fell asleep at like 9

Liverpool are LITERALLY (yeah I fucking said it) LITERALLY going to get BTFO THE FUCK OUT

Why?

Pls have sex

I see

Not sure if ill wake up in time senpai

>“I am not kidding. This isn’t just a job to me. It’s a mission. I am deadly serious about it – some people would reckon too serious…we will get there. Believe me. And when it happens life will change for Liverpool and everybody else – dramatically.”

Spurs can't score. Liverpool can't defend.
Either 0-0 or something like 5-5.

Is that alan shearer?

The exciting 0-0 thriller.

man up senpai. that liverpool feel with keep you concious

>liverpool keeping a clean sheet

kek

KEK

>going to get blown the fuck out the fuck out

Liverpool scores five goals and five own goals.

>Liverpool have made an £11m bid for Borussia Dortmund's teenage sensation Christian Pulisic

literally who

this has got draw written all over it. spurs will go 1-0 up from a flukey deflection, liverpool will pressure them for the rest of the game and keep missing, then sneak one in the last 10 minutes

La

American Messi

Klopp will play firmino centre forward while claiming he is just floating in rotation with the other attacking mids

he will play sturridge on the wing and then sub him off for origi and play origi as centre forward

while claiming shit like we have a fluid attacking line up and everyone interchanges and shit

and then when they lose because nobody knows what they are doing

and the media goes why did you do this he will get mad at the media and everyone will be

>based klopp and bin sturridge

>people unironically thinking we will draw at home to livershit

did you guys go in a coma last year? we are title contenders and they just lost 2-0 to fucking burnley

no respect

Would be a bargain, but not gonna happen

>we are title contenders

nice bait friend

Snodgrass is a top lad.

we kept a clean sheet against burton albion a few days ago, you bastard

>title contenders

>confidence before a game like this
yeah you're not spurs lad

prove me wrong faggots. weve looked goat so far this season too

>sprints
jesus christ

Tottenham 0-2 Liverpool

I've been saying it for a while now lads but we're going to start getting good. Games like Burnley are the exception and not the rule.

Today could be a big result if we win, and I reckon it could make us kick on for a top 3/4 finish.

Its like 2 games in.

>why am i responding to bait

Is that an australian newspaper?

You're an idiot. Liverpool always raise their game for the big matches and then shit the bed for the easy ones. They've been doing it for years and it's led them to mediocrity which is where they will stay.

now THIS is bait

no it's The Times

Whats the point in the comparison?

I don't know the context

Did you forget to green text?

no?

THIS IS IT LADS, OUR FUCKING YEAR

3-0

its coming home

Will be in Liverpool with a couple mates at the time of the merseyside derby, what's the best, cheapest way to get 3 tickets? How fucked am I?

Liverpool have only played well for 15 mins this season. Kaney, Ally and the lads are going to expose Clop and German football in general today -- 3-0

Oh ok well then brenny coached liverpool before klopp

but brenny had suarez who was an absolute world beater and is the best striker in the world right now

just buy them from a cheeky ticket tout at the ground

Das it

Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino #THFCvLFC

enjoy your 3 points spurs

this desu, liverpool were relegation tier without suarez

mane will rip spurs a new one

I know, I just don't know what the article was about to tell you the point in the comparison

THFC team: Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Wanyama, Eriksen, Alli, Lamela; Kane (c)

nice trole post

Has anybody got the Liverpool lineup?

studge pls

atleast we get to see how good matip is

Legit? I'd have thought the derby would be pretty high demand and scalpers would be scarce?

>Henderson
>Wijnaldum

It keeps happening.

> 2 DMs at home


stay classy spurs

Bench: Manninger, Moreno, Stewart, Lucas, Grujic, Origi, Sturridge.

Why don't Klopp rate Sturridge?

ebay desu

>henderson as a 6

fucker wont meet at the training ground

can someone post the liverpool lineup

>Mignolet
>Milner at LB
>No Can
>Henderson
3-0 win for Spurs at least

>I have no problem with Sturridge

no

Why the fuck are Sturridge and Can never starting? Why do we have to put up with Henderson doing the incompetent role of providing backline cover?

I'm so confused Klopp, what the hell are you seeing?

Milner left back, could see our attacking flow focus on the right hand side.

Not sure how much match fitness does Coutinho have

Wijnaldum and Henderson midfield, hope they don't get miserable

doesn't have the legs to press

can is injured family

Can is injured from midweek and Klopp hates studge

Everyone has all these conspiracy theories.

Like he has doesn't work hard enough to press the defense or he isn't sure he can handle a full game due to his injury proneness (probably true) or he is just trying to make him hungry to score more goals.

I think it's justified to say that a win at White Hart Lane today will put us among Chelsea, City, United etc.

What will have they done to justify their title challenger status that Liverpool won't have?

>inb4 our year XDXD

Pressing is a meme.

Getting sick of it to be honest.

it would

but were gonna lose 3-0

if it's level with 20-30 minutes left Liverpool will win with Origi/Sturridge off the bench

atleast if we lose we have the whole weekend to get over it by laughing at the other games and teams losing in them

but it wont be with liverpools defense

as usual liverpool will look skittish in the first 20 minutes and concede

>dier and wanyama together
>no janssen

not okay with this

how has kane looked this season? is it confirmed hes a meme after costing us the euros or is he still good

more than likely

our midfield is a complete mess without Can

Sup ForumsBL WW@

He was played out of position like pogba during the euros

he's our only hope

not great but everyone knows he doesnt start scoring until november

>cost us the euros

everyone cost us the euros. the entire squad were fucking shite all the way. vardy and sturridge were given the start against slovakia and they were equally horrible

Everyone with optimism for this game is a shitposter, we'll get exposed again with this same shitty midfield line up and lack of striker. Fucks sake Klopp what are you doing man?

The fact lallana is playing should scare most people

admitting to your mental illness is the first step in recovery luigi. im proud of you

what about le occasional blooter man? he always scores against good team desu

Lallana is one of our best players desu.

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Liverpool line-up for today: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino

he scored against arsenal not expecting another goal for a few more weeks

shut up you mong