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anime

runescape

Elsa

Ttest

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get fucked cuck yank

president Toilet Bog Fart really did it this time lads

want to get naked with a girl and feel her boobs and bum

THE NORDIC-SAXON HEROE CONQUERS THE FALKLANDS

i've done that before over 1000 times

all with the same girl

I'm fed up of doing nothing

colonel Jim saves Africa from africans

UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

My sister's boyfriend assaulted her on NYE while I was in the house, I intervened and kicked him out and then we both have a statement to the police about it.

Now they're back together and she has retracted her statement but the boyfriend is going to have to go to court to say whether he is guilty or not.

Should I testify against him in court if he pleads not guilty and it goes to trial? He's a cunt who is horrible to my sister but I don't know if it's worth it.

orion constellations out

want to sniff a girl's hair
want to lick her face

join the EDL

t. last white knight of chivalry

read a book x

post your sister

Nah, m8 your sis chose to be with him... there's nothing you can do now. In the end it's her life to ruin if she wants to.

what was it like?

decided NOT to go out tonight

*unzips dick*

Ughhh GF: 2017 is over before it has even begun. My Korean girlfriend broke up with me after I told her I had a son. Don't even feel much desu, life is just one JUST after another.

Riding that JUST wave to nirvana aha. Wahey...

might eat breakfast now

gonna plank for the first time since november

imagine if you were really handsome and tall

is it TRUE that the duke of kent is an homosexual?

How about no. xoxo

it was the best thing ever and i direly miss those days

where have you gone icelad?
/brit/ turns its lonely eyes to you
woo ooh ooh

What about imaginary girls(male)

if she wants to be with him, there's not much you can do. just bare with him for now, if he does it again you can twat him and take him to court again.

I want a korean twink boy

What was the most you've indulged in a girls feet lads?

>be camping
>put my foot up on a girls thigh
>she starts massaging my foot
>instantly think to myself "if she does the same, i'll massage her foot and it wouldn't be weird because i'm just returning the favour"
>she eventually does
>barefoot

Her feet were so delicate and soft lads, willy was twitching.

Why dost the canine barke'th when I am trying to sleep'th?

really want a girl to lick my face and spit on me desu

youtu.be/nwcVn7e4CAA
delusional little nigger

Alright, but don't tell you have a illegitimate child or anything or you might find yourself in a pit of JUST-hinted despair.

I'm a girl

One time in uni this girl was playing footsie with me under a table. Didn't know her at all outside of having a few classes together. Weird!

stickers came in lads

god bless you please, mr icelad
the janny loves you more than you will now
oh oh oh

70796712
shit gimmick, fuck off already

Sad!

bit jelly

I used to massage my ex's feet which was nice, and she used to begrudgingly let me run my soles against hers (feels good man). That girl sounds like she wanted your willy my Canadian friend, possibly even footjob-friendly.

THE ANGLO SAXON RACE IS SUPERIOR
why?
if I go to korea can i kiss a cute boy?

Only the purest Anglo genes.

I don't understand why the women here like Brits so much.

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watching anime

mention my name in your tweets

She sucked my dick twice on that camping trip but I didn't push the feet thing further because I didn't want her to think I was a creep, which is unfortunate people react that way to foot fetishes

BIG

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>run my soles against hers
wut

Because it happened to me about an hour ago.

Hmm I don't think anything except twinks live in Korea so you'll be ok. Also Falklands haha.

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>work at a well known pizza company
>always rub my bell on the pizza when preparing an order for a girl

foot fetishes are for creeps

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Chebs on that

the kpop gf is on her way home

I gave a fiver to the Great North Air Ambulance today, where's my knighthood?

>stop liking what I don't like, creep

Alri

me in the background with the oversized shirt getting my phimocock out for the ladies

Fucking disgusting

About to get on a plane lads x

About to take down a Flybe jet to Alicante with a rocket launcher

Say goodbye chavs

Tbh if a girl won't let you cum on her feet, she's probably a bit of a boring cunt anyway so what's the harm in trying?

chicken and mushroom pot noodle tonight

Virgins shouldn't be allowed on planes, thoughts?

can't wait desu

Victoria Coren Mitchell CLEARLY cucks are Dave on the reg.

Wish I had a big dick so bad

grim

you'll probably get arrested for this post as you should

SMIFFY MY SON

>a fucking prop
cringing

t. nigger

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YES,HEIL THE FALKLANDS


ALSO;if argie hooligans fought british hooligans who would win?

Laughed

FOY

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i watch this every year desu
think i'm going to root for New England Patriots desu

have one. its mutilated.

girls I've shagged always say "you have a really nice cock"

Doesnt matter because I last about 2 minutes

Is it gay to shag a transwoman?

u jelly

I wonder what prince Harry is doing right now

>tfw you've literally /brit/posted from 40000 feet
get on my level turboplebs

my tea

chump change

>America
>Most popular sport is football
>The best team is a team with England in the name

The sun never sets

it's not fucking fair

i have an average one and i'm a virgin

just no hope for me

wait

why do people complain about foreskin?
an erect uncircumcised penis looks the same as an erect circumcised penis
what's the issue? or are people just retarded?

Don't get drunk

You might get kicked off c:

G R I M

>jelly
>of fat niggers

you might be joking but I agree. also, uncut people think there is no extra skin on cut dicks.

I can still pull skin over the head of my cock, its not like there isn't extra skin still