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Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart, 29, could be set for a surprise move to Sunderland. (Sunderland Echo)

>Meanwhile, City are prepared to pay up to £90,000 of Hart's £120,000-a-week wages to move the out-of-favour goalkeeper on. (Daily Mirror)

The England international will not be joining Liverpool, with manager Jurgen Klopp not interested in signing another goalkeeper. (Liverpool Echo)

>As well as Hart, City sporting director Txiki Begiristain is trying to secure moves away from the club for midfielder Samir Nasri, 29, defender Eliaquim Mangala, 25, and forward Wilfried Bony, 27. (Manchester Evening News)

But City captain Vincent Kompany, 30, is understood to have won the approval of new manager Pep Guardiola. (Times - subscription required)

>Chelsea have turned their attention to signing former Bolton and Sunderland left-back Marcos Alonso, 25, from Fiorentina. (Daily Telegraph)

Blues manager Antonio Conte also wants to bring Inter Milan midfielder Marcelo Brozovic, 23, to Stamford Bridge. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

>Croatia international Brozovic's agent says Arsenal are also interested in the midfielder. (Index, via Football Italia)

Sam Allardyce will name Manchester United left-back Luke Shaw, 21, in his inaugural England squad on Sunday - following a conversation with United manager Jose Mourinho. (Daily Express)

>Allardyce - who is expected to be in attendance at the Premier League encounter between Everton and Stoke City on Saturday - is also considering whether to offer Potters centre-back Ryan Shawcross, 28, a place in his squad for the 2018 World Cup qualifier against Slovakia on 4 September. (Times - subscription required)

Liverpool have submitted an £11m bid for Borussia Dortmund's 17-year-old American midfielder Christian Pulisic. (Daily Telegraph)

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i hate trans lads

>de gay

>Arsenal
>signing Marcelo Brozović

'no'

>joe hart

i love trans lads

I am a trans lad

this summer's trans has been shit tier.

>willian starting
>matic starting
>ivanovic starting

3pm thread where

>this fanbase

pls be qt

3pm thread:

>anime
>bandwagoning a foreign club

>tfw you lose Lucas a handful of days before the end of the transfer window.
>tfw it's gonna be a loooong season

>buy walker
>injured
>he made one point just because fuck you

wtf I hate premier league now

I'm a city fan but the way the media report on arsenal is disgraceful
>they're signing nobody wenger out!
>...
>they'e panic buying wenger out!

Man Utd did all their good signings early on and everyone else has been shite

Read the thread edition, please. Thank you.

Unless it's £100m on the black James Milner, it's shit-tier. Media has been ABA for a long long time. I used to enjoy it, now it's just pathetic.

>Stefan Johansen from Celtic confirmed at Fulham for around 2 mil

Didn't read lol

>hazshit they said
is /spuh/ ever right

WOWOWOWO HE SCORED AGAINST BURNLEY HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HWAHTH A GOAT!!!!!!!
FJLKASDJHLAHU SO GOOOD

MARTINEX WILL GEIT THE BEST AOUTO F THIS POTENATIL WORLDIE HAHAHA BRILLIANT RIGHT

I know it hurts to have Belgians as the best keeper, CB, attacking mf and winger in the PL mate

it's ok mate

Keep your eyes on the match sean

What do you think of girls saying thank you to you for stuff? It pisses me off in something contexts, like they think you did it for them or that them being grateful is the reason you did it.

>"united avoid war zone"
dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/541153/Manchester-United-war-zone-Europa-League
Mourinho steppin into land mine when

>No chance of the United plane accidentally getting shot down

yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool
la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan goook aya gittygangool
arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe
a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe
ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou
what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe

literally just sang this now thanks mate

Who would be the survivors this time around?

>trying to land some deals for
>Nasri, Hart, Mangala, Bony
Yet they sign
>Nolito, Bravo, Stones, Gundam, Sane without second thought

City is like a drunk 12 year old playing Fifa... And what the fuck does Fabian Delph even play anymore?
>we promise not to bench you and replace you with the next hyped up player who has one good season

How the fuck do they keep signing players?

Lads I think we need to sell Eriksen

youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5vy-7Rrzg

>How the fuck do they keep signing players?

£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

Rooney for sure since he always seems to be around even when you wish he wouldn't be. I think the ensuing victim hood arms race with Liverpool would be great since they wouldn't be able to talk about the 96 and they'd need to organize another crush or something to become relevant again.

>not making sure you have two complete A teams on fifa so none of them are ever tired

All the top clubs do this, excluding areslol and we all know why, kek

I love trans lads

>LLORENTE IS THE BEST STRIKER IN THE LEAGUE LA
>SO HANDSOME LIKE ME LA
>HE'LL BANG IN LOADS LA

190kg on POOICIDE WATCH.

Mustafi and Alcacer not in Valencia team
Valencia fans must be fumin at Lim

Gueye is one of the signings of the season lads. Literally Kante mark 2

yea

hes shown that he has 0 ambition

wondering if they can force him out

>Wenger confirms the signings: “We have bought two players, Mustafi and Perez, now we can integrate them into the squad.”

Watching Lazio v Juve and there's literally nobody in the pitchside seats

wtf italy

twitter.com/rehnato/status/769577667716866048

>100m

Match of the Day is gonna be shit tonight

Why lad? United are going to get fellated anyway, simply because the media can't let people remember United are trying to buy back Top 4. Chelsea won 3-0, so they're obviously 'back'. Arselel won 3-1, but they'll be ripped to shreds due to second half. Lelverpoo and Sperms drew, so that'll be 'its a work in progress at Lelverpoo LA'.

>And what the fuck does Fabian Delph even play anymore?

He scored in the Champions League on Wednesday you tubby muppet

Pre-MotD thread

>Sup Forums
not in a shitposting mood desu just yet

>buy back top 4

Where is everyone? Never knew the xfactor thread was popular.

Who can stop us????

take me out gets more traffic tbf

Strong reports that Leicester have signed Slimani

>fellaini injured

I'm upset for once

Willy Ann scored a cracker today, mate.

enter delboy

these guys

How did Rooney play?

>Leeds

pretty meh, especially the first half, but his assist was very good. other attacking players were a bit of a let down, especially martial. mkhitaryan and rashford improved the attack massively.

if mou can improve fellaini, I hope he can do the same for sexy morgan. seems like a player jose would love

...

Is this 190s brother?

WE DEM MOOY BOY

Rooney actively detracts from the team and is terrible every game but he always finds a goal or assist to 'justify' his starting place for next week

Somebody shop 190kg face onto his body.

Go on Shitzien, do it lad.

I'd happily have a coaster in my team if they came up with a goal/assit every game desu

DO NOT CHAT TO ME

ONE GOAL FROM RVLP

How's Mooy doing?

He is fucking immense desu.

He did this one touch knock down/nutmeg today that was close to the most incredible thing I have ever seen in person.

yeah but it was in the championship.

it's like playing a 12 y/o at fifa and smashing the shit of him, no-where near as hard to do.

looking forward to the relegation battle mate?

Do you ever get tired of your gimmick? You could have lost so much weight if you went to the gym instead of shitposting all day.

>use logic to create a concise and succinct argument

>LOLL EBIN RELEGATION FAT MANZ XD XD

trans is such cancer now, fucking normies ruining everything.

>be swansea
>lose

>shitpost
>get called out on shitposting

tripfags have always been cancer, fucking plastics ruining everything.

>be 190kg
>swanshit lose
>get btfo from /trans/
lmao

lads I thought swansea were gonna make top 4 this season?? what's happening?

>be welsh
>favourite sheep prolapses and dies

Llorente is world class, la! Most handsome too la! He'll propel us to CL, la!

Then fuck off you obese clown.

>be trans
>user: HAHA Swansea getting relegated this year la'
>Swansea don't get relegated
>user: haha this year is the year, fuk 190cm D
>Swansea don't get relegated
>user: hahah Swansea sold a player, this is the year they're getting relegated 190cm on suicide watch XD XD
>Swansea don't get relegated

>user: haha we sure showed 190cm

Yeah, you realised you're all retards now.

I found a rare picture of him, lad.

190kg is a plastic fan who shits on Swansea when they lose. He's like an Arsenal fan, except he ''''((((supports))))'''' a irrelevant team. At least Arsenal have had SOME success in the past.

>be trans

I always knew there was something about you

You forget the part where you say you're challenging for 4th. I know you're a shitposting gimmick, but come on lad. Don't pretend you don't say shit for (You)'s.

streamable.com/loui

Kroos blooter

>against CV

It's like beating a League 2 side.

FREE BASTIAN FROM OLD TRAFFORD CELLAR!

FREE TRANSFER PLS

What should I get from the chinese?

>One league baby
Go dab in the corner with your Pogback shirt.

general tsos chicken or szechuan pork

Garlic and Chilli prawns/chicken/squid.

Guy gets paid whatever, lad can just turn up to training, play the odd U21 game and cash his cheque. He's on like £200k a week.

Not at all you daft cunt. It's just CV isn't the fucking cream of the La Liga crop you fucking melt.

i was mad at Llorente for being a weak ass bitch am I not allowed to be mad at some mercenary spic cunt?

>be a bayernliga legend
>transfer to PL
>automatically found out and considered shit tier by all managers

is this not a good enough argument to say how the BPL is the best league in the world?

Crab claws

Not when he's played 2 fucking matches you fucking child.

Who do we replace Eriksen with?