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mmamania.com/2016/8/26/12662570/dana-white-ronda-rouseys-return-will-beat-conor-mcgregor-vs-nate-diaz
mmamania.com/2016/8/26/12666334/ufc-newcomer-adam-hunter-popped-for-a-potential-usada-violation
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-early-and-official-weigh-in-results-1
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>reminder that if you thought Diaz won round 2 you take your ques fromt his guy

Gonna make some rice pudding for tonight. What are your UFC power snacks?

...

>ques

Corn Nuts™

>Condit
>Maia

Have 2 more boring ufc fighters ever featured as the main event?

Why is Bellator so difficult to watch? I've tried numerous times but there's just something about the production quality that makes me feel uncomfortable and bummed out, but I can't put my finger on what it is. Is anyone else facing similar issues?

almonds

Chocolate and nut cake

Their show in italy was painfully slow, and it wasn't even being televised live

it's the minor leagues

bellator=wgaf

also fuck luke thomas

Schaub is gay

youtube.com/watch?v=iwCdv9iR8P8

At 2:40 she starts to cry

WTF???

How could someone this soft ever be the champion?!

One loss causes her to break down and have suicidal thoughts?

Further more, she's going to be so nervous durimg her retun that she will lose

Can someone explain how she ever got where she did????

domineering mother

She got shook 2 hard

Paige bikes like a dickhead

I usually get turned off because theres such a gulf in quality between their main event fighters and the rest of the main card.

I can enjoy watching some 3-2 can getting KOed as much as the next guy, but god help you if he doesn't get KOed and the fight goes to a decision.

she was a loser who had no friends growing up

all of her self worth was in martial arts and the loss made her feel worthless

"Punished" Pettis is gonna get embarrassed mark my words

That's an understatement

There has never been a female fighter who got hyped to the level of R.Honda.

She is a decent fighter but they made her think she's a demi-god.

If someone makes you believe that kind of otherworldly status, realizing your true mortality would be crushing. She was made to feel unbeatable and feels guilty for not living up to it.

Name a fighter you have never seen cry

Mike Perry

>Condit has a 98% finish rate
>Boring

>Compared to a wrestlefucking, BJJ, Brazilian faggot
Maia's boring. Condit is not.

That's because he hasn't exterminated all the asians yet.

The card last night was fucking great.
I love how top UFC talent keeps coming in and getting exposed.

Just shows that a big brand doesn't automatically make the fighters, or fights, any better.
Styles make fights, not some brand.

Never understood goofs like you who look down their nose at bellator.
You just expose yourself as a mindless consumer, eating up the myth that a bigger company means better quality fighters and fights.

It's like a mass produced plastic chair vs a hand carved wooden master piece. The company maximizing profits is bigger, the one focused on producing something will be better.

Bellator is hand carved by Coker.
UFC is cookie cutter mma by joe silva.

GSP
Anderson Silva
Brown Pride
Shane Carwin
Rory MacDonald
Robbie Lawlor
Chuck Liddell
Matt Hughes

>That feel when nobody has posted upcoming news and information

Wonderboy vs Rory


Wondermeme is shit
Tyrone will beat the shit out of him.

>tfw Uriah feeds you a banana for every pull up

Wonderboy is the true p4p number 1

looks like weed

Those pants are familiar

Upcoming events:

8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/chris-weidman-ready-for-ufc-204-if-henderson-gets-hurt-and-would-take-msg-after-too

mmamania.com/2016/8/26/12662570/dana-white-ronda-rouseys-return-will-beat-conor-mcgregor-vs-nate-diaz

mmamania.com/2016/8/26/12666334/ufc-newcomer-adam-hunter-popped-for-a-potential-usada-violation

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-early-and-official-weigh-in-results-1

Thanks my man, I was worried I'd never know when Lisita was fighting next, /heem/ truly is the pinnacle of upcoming news.

Thank you

same here, i can watch invicta and efn no problems but bellators production fucks with me.

i think its the camera angles they use, they just take me out of it

"I couldn't stop in time!"

How many buys does DC and Rumble do?

I say about 350,000. No one wants to see people set fights up over texts n shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9G1ra9xrU0

What did he mean by this?

My Dad offered to pay for us to fly to the 6 for UFC 206 for xmas. Do you guys think it will be a good card? Is GSP likely to return? I've never seen UFC live before.

Wew lads

Russia stronk

wew

UFC 192 Cormier vs Gustafsson 250,000

lewd as fuck

who cares if it's FREE

Rumble is a bit more intresting that Cucktsfsson

List of American MMA fighters: 1 million

List of filthy guttertrash muslim fighters: 10

Ok, so who are you picking for the mainer tonight?
Will it be a competitive fight?

I guess it all comes down to whether or not Maia can land the TD and whether or not Condit can avoid it

be careful

damn ur right bud

Lookin back, Tyson was pretty shook there, almost crying.

Still love the dude, he was getting fucked over by everyone.

>this autist is making every single thread now
kek

...

maia via reverse cowgirl

shook of press tbqh, he broke niggas

Imagine if that happened now kek

this

who wants to goof the picks tonight?

just the lighting desu

This. Doesn't help that their roster consists of bums, washed up UFC fighters, and future average UFC fighters

Just realised my boy Alessio Di Chirico is fighting tonight

AJ McKee looks like a good prospect desu, even though he has only fought bums so far

someone volunteer to goof the picks

very hot

do you smoke mario?

shit thread

socially

Based goblin neva dewbted him

>rory wont be fighting for a year
>bellator cm punk'd themself with a far lower drawing athlete
consider me kekking

mike "cut shitskin necks except bangladesh" perry

>rory wont be fighting for a year
is he trying to cure voldemort syndrome?

Why would you bet on Rory, or any Canadian?

Name a fighter you have seen cry

i'll get the ball rolling with JON JONES

Mike "If you're from Asia I'll daze ya" Perry

Why can't the US just steamroll and annex Canada already. Their existence is a fucking mess.

yeah he wants his nose fully healed, said he rushed into sparring too quick last time etc

is perry posting the freshest /heem/ meme?

Savage fucking Kebab.

I hope he never touches gold.

I can't wait for Mike Perry to get subbed by Roberts

why?

I was the only Perry poster before he blew up into the meme he is today
Just look the archives, I told you all to make your free money on him.
But alas, only I was to profit off my boy Yung Mike and revel in his victory in all of it's glory

Because he's an asshole and people on here won't stop shitposting about him

Perry should fight Dong Hyun Kim next

>Still no torrent for Bellator

What the fuck

>feeding him free wins
haven't you learned?

Mike "Eradicate the Yellow race" Perry is on a mission

Because the only part of Canada that isn't a trash heap is Montreal

bretty sure you can watch it on their site now, no?

we believe now

>
its not even close to the wonderpedo delusion/tyron hate.

youtube.com/watch?v=mlWAPrloNH8

he should actually go fight in Rizin, more applicable victims

schaub bless

So what exactly is this "Mac Life"?

It's what happens when poor white trash makes a couple million dollars

the plot of the movie supersize me

>not living a mac life
gb2rmma

>a couple
you mean several tens of millions

whatever, taxed in two countries, he blows it like he won the lottery anyway

Enlighten me fella, how do I live it?

>spend all your money on shit you don't need
>be broke in 10 years

Be vain and selfish

Be born among gopniki, find money

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