Harry Callahan is now in the last movie/TV show you watched

Harry Callahan is now in the last movie/TV show you watched

what happens?

Game of Thrones.

all the sick perverted fucks were blown away. Harry sits on the Throne, King of Westeros.

documentaries too? if so then he's investigating if the Apollo moon landing was true or not. Lots of frightened engineers getting the truth kicked out of their mouths.

>Dredd
punks
punks everywhere

>Outcast

He exorcises with bullets.

He fails to nuke the sun as he is not an astronaut

Daredevil (Netflix show)

Even though he's not a "dirty cop" I guess he gets beat up by Daredevil.

Fight Club

HIS NAME WAS HARRY CALLAHAN
HIS NAME WAS HARRY CALLAHAN

he gets taken down by 20 good men

>Archer

Probably an oddly perfect fit.

Blade Runner

witnessed

Wild at Heart

Dirty Harry would kill all the weird hitmen and Santos

Star Trek TNG. The enterprise just got one bad ass added to their security personnel.

The Bill. Harry falls foul of Burnside, they exchange blows then become the hardest cunts on the manor and the Met's top theifcatchers and villain nickers.. Also he teaches Reg to shoot like a cowboy.

probably gets killed in the same way as Blackfish because i'm watching Feminism in Anno Domini 2016: Medieval Egotistical Liberalism

Big House U.S.A. Shit gets fucked

>Dirty Harry

Erm

>double the harry
>double the justice

Would watch

I tell everyone about this movie 'Harry Callahan' that nobody else has heard of.

>Black Phillip is shot within 5 minutes
>Callahan is burned at the stake for being Catholic and Irish

>England vs Russia football
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. This will not end well at all.

>Gaki No Tsukai
The punishments have just got a lot harsher.

He is in Space Cowboys.

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>Harry Callhan in Drive
Movie would be finished in 20 minutes.

He helps Steven Seagal take down some chinese arms dealer and the russian mafia.

>Hot Fuzz
Guess the Movie would have been over a Lot quicker and more bloody

Miami Vice, the series.
Hoooooly shiiiiiit that would be good.

they havent invented gunpoweder and harry can only shoot 6 people in the back. he gets a chicken bone shoved through his eyesocket and raped to death

>Harry
>needing a gun to kill people

Judge Callaghan. I like it, considering Dirty Harry was the basis for Dredd.

Was he really? Not terribly surprising.

>TGTBTU

Uh, Harry vs Goldie?

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>Friday the 13th (remake)
Callahan kicks the Chad's teeth in at the gas station, finds the missing girl a lot quicker than Supernatural Guy, and blows Jason to Hell.

We need this to happen.

doubt he wouldn't carry more ammo with him. also everyone would shit their pants when facing a gun (Boomstick)

Nobody beats up Harry Callahan and gets away with it though.

Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut.

Harru Outo

>implying every kid doesn't know how gunpower is made
you don't have to be McGuyver to reload ammo

I watched Stagecoach (1939)
It turns into The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

>the matrix

Well that would be interesting

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is transformed into Star Trek Into Darkness with Callahan as captain of the Vengeance in place of TJ Laser

>Exit Wounds

Good fit! Though it had too many characters so maybe not, could be a replacement to the good cop.

that 70s show

kek

>The Magnificent Seven

He'd fit right in

There are now two Harrys Callahan

>Harry Callahan is now in
>John Wick.

RIP in piece Callahan

>those digits

He learns about the magic of friendship

Star Wars. Now there's no question of who shot first.

What about them?

>Leon
>Harry is hot on the trail of Leon, finally killing the degenerate pedophile assassin
>learns that Stansfield is really the big fish and finishes him singlehanded
>puts Matilda in a foster home


ehhhh

>Predator
>Harry mows down gooks with his revolver alone and battles an elusive predator.

Sounds like Dirty Harry 1 to be frank

The Thing
nothing really changes

Not quite, these however

toy story

the good the bad and the ugly but in computer cartoon form

Let me see here...What about these? Have you seen these lately?

>implying Harry and MacReady don't form a grudging trust
>implying their leadership wouldn't save a lot more people without destroying the base

They'd have to lead by force, but by God, they'd make sure shit didn't go to hell.

sorry bro no gooks in predator, they were south american not south east asian

but shit would go to hell all the same, and there would be no stopping it
he could even be the first changed instead of norris

Im afraid I have to return some double digits