Schalke

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>schalke

>Schalke
>HIV
>this is our year

>all that media hype
>muh new era
>"they will challenge this year"

top kek

Fixed.

>schalke

>schalke

B-B-BUT MUH HEIDEL
MUH WEINZIERL

>schalke

>Unironically losing to the SGE
>Schalke

>shit at LoL
>shit at football
Is there anything Schalke is good at?

fucking up
disappointing their fans
wasting talent

Why is Franco di Santo still getting paid to play top flight football?

Would it be worse to be a Schalke or Spurs fan?

>missed the game, see the score
>check to see who got the goal
rookie error 2bh, I should've known

oh look, another divegrass thread, because this deserved its own thread despite the other 50 divegrass threads posted on this board

Both are equally bad. but at least Spurs fans are wealthy Jews, while Schalke fans are Ruhrpott bydlos.

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Had a purple patch for Bremen, then Schalke fell for the meme, in true >Schalke fashion.

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>disappointing their fans

Schalker are closet masochists. They cry and complain about failure and disappointment, but secretly they seek it. Deep inside every unemployed Schalke alcoholic there's a forbidden spark of joy when he watches his club choke the league on the last matchdays or opens the newspaper and sees his Knappen ranking below Dortmund.

>Schalkucks

>oh look, another Curry thread, because this deserved its own thread despite the other 50 Curry threads posted on this board
kys senpai

r/sport/ might be more to your liking

>schalke
lel

oh look, another american poster, because we needed another despite the other 500 americans posting on this board

>entire board filled with football threads discussing 1 (ONE) game
Each "divegrass" thread at least is about different games / teams.

basketball is real sport, unlike divegrass, so those 50 curry threads are perfectly fine

divegrass is reddit :the sport

i dont give a shit, you faggot euroboo, this shit belongs in /asp/

SHART IN CART

>>>/plebbit/

Is eating a sport?

>just schalke things

Sup Forums has been roughly half football for years, suck it up you bitch.

>schalke

SHART IN MART

>burger logic

>schalke

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I'm a fan of >schalke because of the Sup Forums meme...

>schalke

>implying anyone would have a chance against Fußballgott Alexander Meier

>schalke

>play almost same line-up as last season
>schalke

those mediocre players from last year won't get better.

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KEK

kek everyone knows at least one die hard Schalke fan that still somehow manages to remain optimistic

Are they the Browns of that league?

Embrace the worlds best sport mr.Shart. Doesnt matter though football will conquer this board. Fighting and motorsport threads can stay but all of your Meme sports gotta go

Who are the Browns?

You mean are they poop?

Yes.

>browns
literally who
they are that club with the glorious past that gets hyped by it's fans every season yet always manages to fuck it up in hilarious ways

>schalke

Lmao cry more you little autistic bitch

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At least >Schalke has a good anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=g8etPNq_FU0

>schalke

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>mohammed

kek, germans

top hymn rhytm by the way

>schalke

>schalke

I don't even get the meaning of that verse. Did Mohammed give Schalke it's blue and white colour scheme? Not "god" or Jesus but fucking Mohammed? Is Schalke a muslim club?

>glorious past
Yeah sure, if you go all the way back to the interwar period

Not long ago muzzies wanted them to change that line cause they found it offensive that their kidfucker prophet didn't know shit about fotball.

>schalke

what are u doin`

WHOA
what is going on here